A Joke For Any Occasion: The Kidadl Guide

Kidadl have got a joke for every occasion - check out our guide to jokes and puns on all topics imaginable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To take a look at our vast archive of hilarious jokes and puns. We’ve put together dozens of articles teasing the mirth out of every subject under the sun. Kids into unicorns, Minecraft, pirates, dinosaurs or chess? You’ll find a barrel-full of gags to keep them entertained here. We’ve even got dentist puns. And geography chortles. And… somehow… 35 jokes about otters.

1. Find a topic you want to giggle about. 2. Click the link. 3. Laugh until you stop.

Film, TV, Video Games

Batman jokes for your little Joker

Cartoon jokes

Disney jokes

Harry Potter jokes that even muggles will love

Lego jokes

Minecraft jokes

Minion jokes

Shrek jokes

Spiderman jokes

Star Trek jokes

Star Wars jokes

Animal Jokes

Alpaca puns

Ant puns

Bear jokes

Bird jokes

Camel jokes

Chicken puns (for young comedi-hens)

Cow jokes to lift the mooo-d

Crocodile and alligator puns

Deer jokes

Dinosaur jokes

Dolphin jokes

Donkey puns

Dragon jokes

Duck joke you’ll go quackers for

Farm jokes

Flamingo puns

Fox jokes

Frog puns (toadally funny)

Goat puns 

Hamster puns

Hedgehog jokes that are really sharp

Horse jokes (that won’t leave you with a long face)

Lion puns

Lizard puns

Llama jokes

Moose jokes

Octopus puns

Otter jokes

Owl puns that are a hoot

Pigeon puns

Sheep jokes

Snail jokes

Spider jokes (best on the web)

Turtle jokes

Unicorn jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road jokes

Seasonal Jokes

New Year jokes

Spring jokes

Summer jokes

Autumn jokes


Pumpkin jokes

Skeleton jokes

Vampire jokes that are fangtastic

Thanksgiving jokes

Winter jokes

Fire puns


Christmas cracker jokes

Christmas holiday jokes

Christmas puns

Elf jokes

Ice jokes that are cool

Snow jokes

Snowman jokes

Learning And Hobby Jokes

Book jokes

Brain jokes

Chess jokes

Computer jokes

Geography jokes

Geology jokes

Graduation puns

History jokes

Musical jokes

Photography puns

Psychology puns

Space jokes

Time jokes

Sport Jokes

Basketball jokes that’ll have you hoop with delight

Bike puns that are wheel-y good

Climbing puns

Football jokes 

Netball puns

Rugby jokes that’ll tackle you pink

Food And Drink Jokes

Avocado jokes

Biscuit puns

Bread jokes

Burger puns

Cake puns that’ll have you in tiers of laughter

Cherry puns

Cooking jokes

Egg puns to crack you up

Fish and chip puns

Hot dog puns (bunbelievable)

Lettuce puns (just cos)

Meat puns that are a cut above the rest

Milk puns (the cream)

Mushroom jokes, to be a fun-guy or girl

Nut puns that walnut disappoint

Orange puns

Pancake jokes that won’t fall flat

Pie puns that aren’t half-baked

Pineapple puns

Pizza puns you knead to know

Restaurant jokes

Rice puns

Salad puns that’ll leaf you in stitches

Spice puns

Water jokes

Travel And Transport Jokes

Airplane jokes (miles ahead)

Beach jokes

Car jokes

Seaside jokes to buoy the spirit

Sun puns

Train jokes

Travel jokes

Human Body Jokes

Bone puns

Dentist jokes

Foot puns

Knee puns

Medical puns

Teeth jokes with bite

Miscellaneous Jokes

Axe puns

Balloon puns

Bathroom jokes

Birthday jokes

Cactus jokes

Classic corny jokes

Flower puns for budding comedians

Gnome puns

Hat puns

Pirate jokes

Rain jokes

Robot jokes

Sunflower puns



At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents.

We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so it’s important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family.

Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability.

Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong.

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