Best 50+ Christmas Knock Knock Jokes That Will Sleigh

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We enjoy Christmas Day every year on the 25 December.

The day is celebrated to commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ every year. All around the world, billions of people celebrate this festival.

Christmas is about spending a merry time being together with your close ones. You decorate the Christmas tree, bake some special festive cookies and cakes, and other festive desserts, exchange presents, and have the best time with your favorite people in the world. To rock this merry day a little more, we've brought you a list of some knock knock jokes about Christmas that make the best ever Christmas jokes. Funny jokes about Christmas are always a hit. So, we hope you enjoy these merry Christmas knock-knock jokes and have a very merry Christmas!

If you would like to read more articles about puns and jokes, you can check out 60 Ho-Ho-Hilarious Christmas Puns And Jokes For Kids and 64 Reindeer Jokes That Will Have The Whole Family Roaring With Laughter.

Merry Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

These are some funny Christmas jokes for kids. These Christmas knock knock jokes will satisfy those on the lookout for holiday jokes for kids, pear tree knock-knock jokes, or Christmas cookies knock-knock jokes. We hope you share these Christmas jokes with your family.

1. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Juicy.

Juicy who?

Juicy who is there? Isn't that Santa and his sled on the roof?


2. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Tank.

Tank who?

Tank you for these delicious cookies and presents!


3. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Ho Ho.

Ho Ho who?

That Santa impression certainly needs more work.


4. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Santa.

Santa who?

It's Santa Claus, my son!


5. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Tree.

Tree who?

The tree wise men are here to bless you.


6. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Santa Christmas gift to you a while back. I hope you've got it.


7. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Honda.

Honda who?

Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.


8. Knock! knock!

Who is there?

Cole.

Cole who?

Cole is definitely not what I expected as a present for Christmas this year!


9. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to come to our Christmas party this year?


10. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska for a new bicycle this year from Santa Claus.


11. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alex Santa if he would like to come to our Christmas party this year.


12. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Donut.

Donut who?

Donut be naughty and open the presents before Christmas morning!


13. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Elf.

Elf who?

Elf me wrap up these presents, please!


14. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Holly.

Holly who?

Holly-days are coming up soon!


15. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe you like to come over and eat some cake?

Funny Knock Knock Jokes About Christmas

Christmas tree knock knock jokes can help relax and make really good Christmas jokes.

This list includes some funny jokes for Christmas, such as Christmas tree knock-knock jokes, present knock-knock jokes, and some merry Christmas knock-knock jokes. We hope you enjoy this list of funny Christmas knock knock jokes.

16. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Snow.

Snow who?

It's snow use. I can't bake this cake or the cookies!


17. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place to get Christmas trees?


18. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda how we're decorating the house this year for Christmas...


19.Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Elf.

Elf who?

Elf I knock once more, will you give me some eggnog?


20. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Yuletide.

Yuletide who?

Yuletide yourself over with some snacks until it's time for dinner.


21. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Rabbit.

Rabbit who?

Rabbit up nice, this present is for my momma.


22. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey know when they'll let us open up our presents?


23. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any eggnog left at all?


24. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Pudding.

Pudding who?

Pudding up these beautiful decorations for Santa.


25. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke at all the snow on this Christmas morning!


26. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and give us some hot chocolate and Christmas cookies!


27. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Yah.

Yah who?

Wow, don't you seem really excited about Christmas?


28. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Hope.

Hope who?

Hope you have a very Merry Christmas!


29. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for the Christmas party to start.


30. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Forzee.

Forzee who?

Forzee thousandth time, don't play with those French Christmas decorations.

Knock Knock Christmas Dad Jokes

Here you'll find some Christmas dad jokes, a couple of knock-knock jokes for Christmas, some jokes about Santa, jokes about Christmas trees, and some present knock-knock jokes that will surely make you laugh.

31. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Coal.

Coal who?

Coal me when you hear Santa's sleigh coming.


32. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven seen you since the Christmas party last year.


33. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Yule.

Yule who?

Yule be sorry if you miss my amazing Christmas cake this year.


34. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya give the address of Santa Claus?


35. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Chris.

Chris who?

Christmas time has come, silly!


36. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita present for this little boy, Rudolph. Bring it out.


37. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, we want some Christmas cake and eggnog.


38. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Avery.

Who Avery?

Avery Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!


39. Knock! Knock!

Who is out there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Santa card and cookies to my friends this year.


40. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Honda.

Honda who?

Merry Christmas honda Happy New Year to everyone.


41. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a very Merry Christmas!


42. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little more time to decorate the house for Christmas.


43. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come over to help me decorate this big Christmas tree?


44. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Sue.

Sue who?

Sue, what gift are you expecting this Christmas from Santa?


45. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys finally the holidays. Aren't you excited about Christmas?

Best Ever Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Kids jokes for Christmas are easy to find.

Lastly, in this list, you'll get the best Christmas jokes ever. There are some pear tree knock-knock jokes, present knock-knock jokes, Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes, and some Christmas cookies knock-knock jokes. You'll surely enjoy the best Christmas knock-knock jokes in our collection!

46. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the perfect place to hang the Christmas wreath.


47. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Robin.

Robin who?

"Robin them Christmas presents this year too," said the Grinch.


48. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Murray.

Who Murray?

Murray Christmas to one and all.


49. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Sand.

Sand who?

Sand us some cake and cookies for this Christmas!


50. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas to you all!


51. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Elves.

Elves who?

We're the Elves that help you reach the North Pole!


52. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Norway.

Norway who?

Norway am I missing Christmas this year again for work.


53. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima really festive person.


54. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Oakham.

Oakham who?

Oakham all ye faithful.


55. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Harold.

Harold who?

Hark! The Harold Angels Sing.


56. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna partridge in a pear tree.


57. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Hosanna.

Hosanna who?

How's sanna going to get down our narrow chimney?


58. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive for this time!


59. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Deck.

Deck who?

Deck your halls with boughs of holly.


60. Knock! Knock!

Who is there?

Freeze.

Freeze who?

Freeze a jolly good fellow! Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly jokes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Best 50+ Christmas Knock Knock Jokes, then why not take a look at Christmas dad jokes, or New year jokes.

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