60+ Best College Jokes, Puns And Captions For Students

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The college lifestyle is all about vitality and cheerfulness.

What does college life mostly revolve around? Delayed assignments, canteens, jokes about students and teachers, college trips, sports, and exams!

You need some simple amusement in the whirl of crazy college life like the never-ending freshman jokes and funny college jokes. And what's the point in having fun and going to parties if you don't have a super funny caption for your Instagram about it? So, why not get some ideas for the best captions to make all your home friends jealous; a fresh and funny college joke!

Not everyone has have a great sense of humor, but these jokes for students would surely bring you out of a boring crowd. So, here we are to make your college life super exciting with these bunch of funny jokes for college students. We have many college football jokes, joke about college lifestyle, funny college jokes, puns, and captions for you.

These funny college jokes and student jokes would surely burst you in tears, if that happens then do not forget to visit the coolest graduation jokes and school puns too! Each of the college jokes in these articles would never let you down!

Clever College Puns

Roses are red, sky is blue, semesters adhere to a college student like a sticky glue!

If you have a group of some witty and clever college friends, then your sense of humor must match with theirs too. If you want to be the funniest one in your group then go through this amazing list of clever puns about the college lifestyle.

1. Just like the pilgrims visited their dreamland through Mayflower, college students visit their dreams through scholar-ships.

2. A high school student was very happy to use his degree in 2020. The mask-communication.

3. The Sun must have spent many years studying, he's got millions of degrees.

4. One student of college was so aggressive at learning, that he hit the books.

5. Encyclopedias are bad neighbours because they have so many volumes.

6. People like studying gravity. Maybe that's because it's a really attractive field.

7. One of the fashion designing college girl got sick on the day of the final examination. Now she is attempting a makeup exam.

8. Our English teachers seem to be the most logical person among the faculty. He always uses his comma-sense in a difficult situation.

9. I had the carpentry workshop test, and in the first attempt, I nailed it.

10. You can't see a thing when it is foggy in Los Angeles, but once the fog clears U.C L.A.

11. I performed so badly in my marine biology tests and assignments that my grades went below sea-level.

12. Practicing a debate in front of a mirror seems a bad idea to me, you may be one-sided or, worse, two-faced.

13. The astronomy scholar was very confident of his research hoping to get a galaxy award. But sadly he didn't win it and instead was given the constellation award.

14. An animated Pixar movie about Marlin, a goldfish father, trying to get his son admitted in the best fish college will be named 'funding Nemo.'

15. My high school friend did his graduation in mathematics. I was wondering about what he got upon the completion of his graduation, a degree or a radian.

16. My college teacher wanted to solve a difficult algebra problem. But I did not want to deal with an ex.

17. I am a chemistry student but I am thinking of becoming a comedian because I am so-dium funny.

18. If you have a hot dog in college, you can easily call it a Frat-wurst

19. For the first time, I am having a few friends at college. We are in a squad-rate equation.

20. A high school veterinary student had a part-time job at a nail parlor. She was good at pet-a-cures.

21. On graduation day, the tallest boy in our class said " I have graduated at the top of the class".

22. All the dogs who completed their graduation were getting their pe-degree.

23. On graduation day at Criminal School, everyone con-graduated each other.

24. Every student wishes not to be left a-loan after graduation.

25. One day, a vampire graduated from university. His fellow monsters and family Con-dracula-ted him.

26. It seems like Steve Jobs had an apple every day. Because we all know an apple a day always keeps a doctorate away.

27. A civil engineering student failed in the final exams because he forgot the design of an electricity-producing barrier at dams. I think he has lost his dam-mind.

28. One of my friends was a civil engineer. No doubt, she was nice and polite to everyone.

29. The only engineering branch that lets you see through the evil of others is c-evil engineering.

30. You know the bees go to college by their lovely mode-buzz.

31. One of the most sketchy classes in a college is the art class.

32. Bees generally go to college to get a beesness degree.

33. The maths teacher advised the student to co-sign the loan application with his parents. The student questioned, "But what's the angle, sir?"

34. The son told to his father that he is uncertain about his college studies. The father laughed and told "You are in a major problem then, dear son!'

35. One best friend told another "Thanks buddy, for looking up the meaning of 'naught'." The other one replied, "Relax, it was nothing."

Funny College Captions

College is not only a bunch of memories but also a booster of fun. Whether you want to begin or end, these funny college captions would surely garnish your Instagram personality. If you want to shine your social spectrum, then go through these amazing captions right now.

36. If the coming date is not a due date, then today is definitely not the do date.

37. Going to use the code 'Amazon Prime' for achieving 60% off on grades.

38. My today's To-do-list is to stay awake.

39. Wondering for a college black Friday sale, on giving one semester, you get the other free.

40. I love the finals, I hope they would love me back!

41. I sleep only when I close my eyes to sneeze!

42. Just want to say, Alexa, skip this semester's days.

43. I got an A in the nap competition just before the exams.

44. If nothing is right with you in college, just go left.

45. I peeped into my semester days and asked weekends if they were still there?

46. I believe in zombies existence, visit my college someday.

47. When everyone says you can't do this, just stand and take pictures of the whiteboard.

48. In my new college, feeling like a cupcake among muffins!

49. Hope this new filter is making me appear like a happy freshman.

Fabulous College Football Captions

Do you play college football and looking for some cheerful football captions? Your social media post needs a thrilling and refreshing football caption, then. Here they are, the most fabulous college football captions!

50. On one day, I would be back to my another home; my field!

51. Don't be calm; it's our football season!

52. Never think that winning is everything; just remember it's the sole thing.

53. Football is like 15 players but one heartbeat.

54. Footballers never plan to succeed; they work to succeed.

55. Once a footballer together, remain friends forever.

56. Football says hustle, hit, and never quit.

57. Football differences between a real champ and chump.

58. A college without a football field is like a media-eval history hall.

59. To my football fan asking my Jersey, this cow is for you.

60. Trying to keep myself away from football, but can’t kick it.

61. Football doesn't even count as a contact sport, it's a collision sport!

Funniest College Jokes

A college student's life is itself a joke unless he is graduated!

Sometimes the most ordinary moments also become very special if coupled with funny friends and their funny college jokes. Then why not to have some hilarious jokes about college students. Go through this funny college jokes series and make your day!

62. Have you ever thought about why the Sun never went to college? Because he already possesses trillion degrees.

63. Imagine what a buffalo say to his son when he left for college? It says bi-son.

64. What is the greatest deal a college student could offer to his father? The exemption from lack of college fees due to expelling!

65. Why would a servant go to college after working so many years? Because he was unable to take his master's degree.

66. What would be the college name of a semi-aquatic herbivore? It would be the hippocampus.

67. Why would a college student hesitate while submitting his assignment on earthquakes? Because it is made on shaky ground reports.

68. What could a college student write to the board of education if they lack interest in studies? They would write that they are finally bored of this education.

69. How would you know that you are actually in your dream college? You'd be able to fly!

70. The college tutor asked, "What is a non-common thing between an English college student and an American one?" The student replied "Approximately 3000 miles."

71. Do you know what a genius student at college is called? So simple, a visitor.

72. What response can a freshman get for asking the meaning of pi to a senior? A never-ending chat.

73. Do you know why people laughed at a graduated student when he told everyone about his graduation? Because he was graduated from a clown college.

74. Do you know the basic difference between a civil engineer and a mechanical engineer? A civil engineer sets targets and a mechanical engineer makes weapons for the military.

75. How many college students it could take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he would take 5 years.

76. How do you define the correct definition of an optimist? A hosteller opens his wallet and expects to find some currency in it.

77. What is the difference between mental asylum and college? To prove your improvement, you need to graduate at the latter.

78. Why would a music thief visit a college? To take away notes.

79. What is the biggest thing you learn at a music college? A major.

80. What would you call a civil engineer with a lack of manners? An uncivil engineer!

81. A millionaire is a man with a million dollars, a billionaire with billion dollars, so what would you call a man with 10 dollars? A high school student.

82. What would you call a genius person among a college student group? A visitor.

83. What would you call a test tube with a cool college degree? It would be a gr aduated cylinder.

84. The old mother asked his son "Which were the darkest days of your life you faced?" He replied, "The college days - I was so broke that I even couldn't pay the electricity bill."

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly puns for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for College Jokes, then why not to look at book puns, or for something different take a look at library puns.

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