25+ Best 'Coneheads' Quotes That Are Out Of This World

These quotes are a package of fun.

'Coneheads', a 1993 American science-fiction film directed by Steve Barron, written by Tom Davis and Dan Aykroyd, and put up by Paramount Pictures.

'Coneheads' first appeared on NBC's show Saturday Night Live as a comedy sketch before it was made into a science fiction film. The sketch show was about a family of aliens, who are on a scouting mission getting stranded on Earth.

'Coneheads' revolves around the lives of these aliens from another world who try adapting to life on Earth and became illegal citizens of America. Connie grows up into a typical suburban teenager, and Beldar somehow gets a job, and somehow these extraterrestrials are accepted by the neighbors too. It starred Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin as Beldar Conehead and Prymatt Conehead, respectively that is the father and mother of Connie. Connie was played by Michelle Burke, and Dave Thomas portrayed the Highmaster. Here are some best 'Coneheads' quotes to illustrate the amount of mirth and amusement added to the movie by these super talented actors.

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'Coneheads' Movie Quotes

These quotes are tirelessly pleasing.

'Coneheads', is a sci-fi comedy movie that had some cone-headed extraterrestrials stuck in New Jersey because of a mission, and so they are now supposed to live a life like suburban, and later on, an investigation starts on these aliens. Here are the best 'Coneheads' quotes from the movie to know about the adventurous lives of these aliens.

1. "An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable. A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small fur-covered mammal."

- Beldar Conehead

2. "Perhaps you and Larry will join us for consumption of mass quantities this weekend. We will ignite our new flame pit and char mammal flesh for you."

- Prymatt Conehead.

3. "Mom -! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?"

- Connie.

4. "I have re-radiated leftover starch disc."

- Prymatt Conehead.

5. "That sounds like fun. I'll make some coleslaw."

- Lisa Farber.

6. "Are you telling me you don't have a social security number?"

- Otto.

7. "A masher, a hustler, an uninvited grasper of cone."

- Prymatt Conehead.

8. "When the High Master hears of the destruction of our ship, he will be most displeased."

- Prymatt Conehead.

9. "You know Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything."

- Prymatt Conehead.

10. "I have learned much from watching the Garthok battle. It has weaknesses. I believe I can take it."

- Athletic Cone.

11. "Well, I'm gonna tell you. Look good. Be your own boss. Never get chained to a desk. When it comes to business, take cash only."

- Otto.

Beldar Conehead Quotes

The 'Coneheads' quotes are full of amusement.

Beldar Conehead, portrayed by Dan Aykroyd, is the father of Connie and has effortlessly done an outstanding role throughout. Here are quotes to get to know about the struggle of these illegal immigrants who have stood out the way and managed to integrate into the suburban life of the Americans without fail. Check out the best quotes by Beldar Conehead.

12. "Greetings, Earthwoman. Time for the midday consumption of mass quantities."

- Beldar Conehead.

13. "Excuse me, Otto, I am feeling it is time for midday cessation of activities for protein-carbo intake."

- Beldar Conehead.

14. "Do not involve the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will go to the hygenic chamber upstairs immediately, and remove the decal."

- Beldar Conehead.

15. "The frightening statistics of young earthlings mangling themselves in internal combustion vehicles on the night of prom ritual makes me insist that you use maximum safety awareness, return at the predesignated time coordinates, and, in fact, take my car. Its reinforced alloy superstructure is far superior to that of your broken down..."

- Beldar Conehead.

16. "Maintain low tones with me! Maintain low tones! Now, you are to go to the hygenic chamber and remove it! Also, you are wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement."

- Beldar Conehead.

17. "Your positive perception of me is vital to my existence. Besides, it is not every day a father can give the world to his child."

- Beldar Conehead.

18. "Ah, pizza! I will enjoy it."

- Beldar Conehead.

19. "Grid-like breakfast slabs... seared strips of swine flesh and flattened chicken embryos. I will enjoy it."

- Beldar Conehead.

20. "If everyone jumped into a bituminous cauldron, would you jump in too?"

- Beldar Conehead.

21. "My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great."

- Beldar Conehead.

22. "I find you unacceptable. If I did not fear incarceration by human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient force to your blunt skull as to cause its collapse."

- Beldar Conehead.

23. "What have you done to your cone?"

- Beldar Conehead.

24. "If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself."

- Beldar Conehead.

25. "Most definitely. In fact, I have direct, personal knowledge that this is so."

- Beldar Conehead.

26. "When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and no harm will come to you."

- Beldar Conehead.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Coneheads' quotes, then why not take a look at 'Tommy Boy' quotes, or 'Weird Science' quotes.


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