30 Best Dennis Reynolds Quotes For Fans Of 'It's Always Sunny'

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Dennis Reynolds is one of the protagonist of the sitcom ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’

In the history of American TV, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ is the longest-running live-action comedy series. Dennis, played by Glenn Howerton, is the co-owner of Paddy's Pub with Dee, his twin sister.

Dennis is often known to be the eccentric, narcissistic man who is known for his raging temper. The show's fans must be aware of several times when he has turned dark or stated himself to be the 'golden god.' His rage often feels comical and exaggerated for the audience, which gives rise to memorable Dennis Reynolds quotes. So, let us learn some amazing funny quotes that came out of Dennis's mouth.

If you find these  quotes of Dennis Reynolds funny, do check out Charlie Kelly quotes and Frank Reynolds quotes for a laughter party from 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.'

Best Dennis Reynolds Quotes

Quotes of Dennis Reynolds are often over-the-top.

Here are some of the best Dennis Reynolds best quotes that you are going to find while watching the show.

1. “I have the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

2. “Peaked? Peaked Dee, let me tell you something, I haven’t even begun to peak, and when I do peak you’ll know because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

3. “All I have to do is to turn on my winning charm and fatty Magoo will be putty in my hands.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

4. “My nose was chiseled by the God’s themselves Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

5. “Okay, well I’m not gonna take no for an answer, I just refuse to do that because I’m a winner.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

6. “Oh, what I want you to say? I don’t know, Dennis Reynolds, your car is awesome, your flat screen TV, I took a look at it, it’s very very thin, it speaks volumes about you as a person.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

7. “Oh, that is Hulk Hogan’s signature look, blonde Chinese hair, and skin of a hot dog, it’s awesome.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

8. “I am demonstrating my value to her by filling a prescription, I told her it’s for my grandmother, she is quite ill. Thus, demonstrating my value as a loving grandson and an all around great guy.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

9. “Dennis : Are you sure you don’t want a doctor to do this?

Charlie : I’m a billionaire all of a sudden? Pull the crowbar, Dennis.”

‒ ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

10. “I am a five star man!”  

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

11. “I’m the King of the Minions, not Tim Murphy”.

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

12. “Well, if I've learned anything from films like 'Executive Decision' or 'Passenger 57', there's always a way into the cargo hold.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

Funny Dennis Reynolds Quotes From His Rage

The signature characteristic of Dennis is his big bad anger that often comes out in the likes of a Greek God. Here are some instances of it.

13. “I will come down on the hospital like the hammer of Thor. The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds!”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

14. “Mac: Of course we’re mistaken, of course we are.

Dennis : We wouldn’t want to implicate certain people in certain matters. Noooo sir.”

‒ ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

15. “I reign supreme over everyone in this school! I’m the golden god of this place! I reign supreme! I! I!”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

16. “I do not like it with the skin, Dee. I’m not allowed to eat it with the skin. I’m not allowed!”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

17. “I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

18. “Look at me while you’re talking to me!”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

19. “Dennis: Okay you want me to read the script?

Charlie: Yes. And action.

Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. 'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you.”

‒ ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

20. “I’m the King of the mountain top!”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

Darkly Hilarious Dennis Reynolds Quotes

Dennis quotes are often laden with dark humor.

Well, Dennis is no goody-two-shoes, in the show he has said some dark and eerie things especially to his sister, Dee.

21. “It’s interesting our thing isn’t it, like, to be in someone’s mind to have complete control it’s like the thrill of being near the executioner’s switch knowing that at any moment you could throw it but knowing you never will.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

22. “Look, this is about much more than just business, this is about the thrill of wearing another man’s skin, feeling his innermost wants and desires and being in control of his every single move.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

23. “If you say another word I swear to god I will dice you into a million little pieces. And, put those pieces in a box. A glass box, that I’ll display.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.  

24. “Here we are in a boat, out in the middle of nowhere, nobody would ever hear our screams in this wind.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.  

25. “You’re a sad, pathetic, wretch of a man so desperate to be in love that you’ll go riffling through somebody’s garbage. And, there is nothing, nothing more unattractive than desperation.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

26. “Dennis :No. The gang is me, Mac and Charlie.

Frank : Dennis, let your sister be in the gang.”

‒ ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

27. “Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

28. “D: Demonstrate Value

E: Engage Physically

N: Nurture Dependence

N: Neglect Emotionally

I: Inspire Hope

S: Separate Entirely.”

‒ ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

29. “C’mon, dude, stop! This is making me really uncomfortable.

‒ ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

30. “See, you've all been trying to convince the IRS that Dee's baby is alive. What you really need to be doing is convincing the IRS that Dee's baby is dead.”

‒ Dennis Reynolds, ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Dennis Reynolds quotes then why not take a look at funny tv quotes, or Chandler Bing quotes.

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