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25 Best Ever Charlie Kelly Quotes From It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Charlie is a central character of the show who works in a bar his name has been used as a title for various episodes.

Charles Kelly, played by Charlie Day, is a fictional character on the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadephia'.

The character is a co-owner and janitor of Paddy's Pub - he had to give up his shares through due course of his career because of debt. He is a member of the gang that works at the bar.

Charlie's childhood was a turbulent one where his father wanted him to be aborted however his mom didn't. The financial situation was not great at home which impacted his character to a great extent. In 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia', Charlie's best friends are Dennis and Mac. Dee is a bartender at Paddy's Pub. Although considered to be a rather mindless member of the gang of friends, he is capable of rare and impressive moments of brilliance, particularly with music and complex social schemes. His musical abilities are borderline professional. His physique can be identified as one of short stature, green eyes, unkempt hair, and extremely unhygienic in matters of cleanliness. His apparel in the show only consists of second-hand T-shirts inspired by manga, San Juan, and other series. Throughout the show, he is seen dressing up as different characters inspired by the movies he has seen. Fun fact, Charlie was in love with a waitress in the show who is his wife in real life! Right from season one till fourteen of 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia', Charlie's character has remained consistent in terms of the roles he played.

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Funny And Best Charlie Kelly Quotes  

Once a journalist gave Paddy's Pub a bad review about the restaurant and Kelly and the gang plan to hold Lyle Korman, the journalist, hostage but his friends end up bringing Korman's neighbor instead of him. Here are some of the most humorous quotes from the show from Kelly.  

Charlie has an unhealthy love for cheese, especially in stressful situations.

1."I eat stickers all the time, dude"

-Charlie Kelly

2."You're telling me that you believe that Christ comes back to life every Sunday in the form of a bowl of crackers and you proceed to just eat the man?"

-Charlie Kelly

3."What is this word 'spa'? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say 'Spagetti'? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?"

-Charlie Kelly

4."Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down a job cannon and fire off into jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies!"

-Charlie Kelly

5."Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that."

-Charlie Kelly

6."If animals have taught me anything, It's that you can easily die and very quickly under a bus and on the side of the road."

-Charlie Kelly

7."Look at the door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?"

-Charlie Kelly

8."Of course there's gonna be an explosion. You think I'm not gonna explode?"

-Charlie Kelly

9."Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington..."

-Charlie Kelly

10."You know what dude hear me out for a second okay. Now technically that strain did appear to me. Also, I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out."

-Charlie Kelly

11."I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world...I'm gonna rise up...ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE!"

-Charlie Kelly

12."Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to this position."

-Charlie Kelly

13."Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man...a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha."

-Charlie Kelly

Charlie Kelly Lawyer Quotes

Charlie cracks the case in the court in an episode by making use of the bird law defense proving that the Mc Poyle family bird was the one that took Liam's eye. Kelly's success through this was not long-lasting though, as his bird expert was not able to elicit a confession from the bird. Here are some of the most famous Law related quotes and Charlie Kelly bird law quotes.  

14."I'll take that advice under cooperation, alright? Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor."

-Charlie Kelly

15."Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and the various other lawerings. I'm well educated. Well versed. I know that situations like this-real estate wise-they're very complex."

-Charlie Kelly

16."That lawyer guy, okay? He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction from him."

-Charlie Kelly

17."Take a look at this picture...No, dude. They're dueling, okay? These are lawyers settling an argument by dueling it out."

-Charlie Kelly

18."As far as we're concerned, your honor, those ballots could have been for Mickey Mouse."

-Charlie Kelly

19. "Oh well, we are all hungry...Let's talk about the contact here."

-Charlie Kelly

20."Although really I specialize in bird law. So I don't wanna mess around."

-Charlie Kelly

Charlie Kelly Quotes From Season 1

The first season aired on FX through the end of summer into the early fall of 2005 and composed of seven episodes. Take a look at the most prominent quotes from Season 1.

Charlie considers violent movies to be the best movies.

21."Oh My God! I will smash your face into -into a jelly."

-Charlie Kelly

22."Well, I'm the bad guy then."

-Charlie Kelly

23."All right look at this, sometimes you've got to crack a few eggs to make an omelet."

-Charlie Kelly

24."I'm cracking eggs of wisdom."

-Charlie Kelly

25."Oh now, the best part of it actually for me now is the fact that everybody thinks that I've been molested. I'm gonna go in the back office and cry, and cry, and cry and drink for a while."

-Charlie Kelly

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy!  If you liked our suggestions for Charlie Kelly quotes then why not take a look at funny tv quotes, or Chandler Bing quotes.

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