50 Best Funny Sibling Quotes For Brothers And Sisters

The relationship between a brother and a sister is amazing.

Having lots of siblings is like having your best friends with you all the time, no matter how much your siblings annoy you, the above statement is not far from the truth.

Life with siblings is full of annoying, exciting, and sentimental moments. You grow with them, fight with them, but you love them so much that you’d definitely fight with the whole world to protect them.

A sibling relationship is no doubt one of the most, if not the most enduring relationship of your life. That being said, listed down below are the best funny sibling quotes for brothers and sisters that you can share with your family and use as funny and savage captions to let your siblings know that you’re never going to be out of punchlines.

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Best Funny Sibling Quotes For Brother or Sister

Next time you see your siblings, share one of our funny sibling sayings with them and wait for their reaction. They’d surely burst out in a hearty laugh. Here are some truly funny sibling quotes for you to enjoy whether you are a brother or sister.

Brother and sister love each other.

1. “Sometimes people say they can’t tell me and my sister apart. Here’s a hint: I’m the pretty one.”

- Unknown*.

2. “Sisters are like psychiatrists. They have no choice but to listen to your whining then turn around and rob you blind.”

- Unknown*.

3. “Having sisters is like living in Cinderella’s house. I’m pretty, overworked and underappreciated, and they’re evil.”

- Anonymous.

4. “My sister is my best friend until she copies my hairstyle. Then, I’ll swear she’s adopted.”

- Anonymous.

5. “Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

- Sam Levenson.

6. “Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.”

- Lemony Snicket.

7. “What strange creatures brothers are!”

- Jane Austen.

8. “Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it’s like to have been brought up the way you were.”

- Betsy Cohen.

9. “You can kid the world, but not your sister.”

- Charlotte Gray.

10. “Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.”

- Pam Brown.

11. “You keep your past by having sisters. As you get older, they’re the only ones who don’t get bored if you talk about your memories.”

- Deborah Moggach.

12. “More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.”

- Linda Sunshine.

Funny Siblings Quotes For Friends

Whether it be quotes for siblings, for the big sister or funny family quotes, the relationship between siblings is the highlight of them all. Read on for some of the best funny brother quotes and funny sister quotes that you will ever find in your life, perfect to say to your siblings.

Funny sibling quotes are enjoyed by all.

13. “The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.”

- Garrison.

14. “I don’t believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers.”

- Maya Angelou.

15. “Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other.”

- James Patterson.

16. “Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.”

- Marc Brown.

17. “You grow with them. You fight with them, but you love them so much that you’d fight with others to protect them.”

- Unknown*.

18. “Older siblings will use you for their fun and entertainment but can break anyone’s head who troubles you.”

– Unknown*.

19. “A brother is a brother, and then he becomes a bother, and later he becomes a friend. Sibling rivalry was, and still is to this day, rampant in my family. We were all competing for my parent’s divided attention.”

- Janine Di Giovanni.

20. “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.”

- Bob Hope.

21. “I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.”

- Unknown*.

22. “My sister has an awesome sister, true story.”

- Anonymous.

23. “Siblings can be annoying, but they are also the sweet and lovable monsters you cannot live without.”

- Unknown*.

24. “We are sisters. If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them, too. End of story.”

- Anonymous.

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25. “There’s no other love like the love for a brother. There’s no other love like the love from a brother.”

- Unknown*.

26. “Sisters and brothers are the truest, purest forms of love, family and friendship, knowing when to hold you and when to challenge you, but always being a part of you.”

- Unknown*.

27. “Power, that’s one thing, but love of family and of siblings is more important, is more powerful than any other power – at least earthly power, at least earthly power.”

- Unknown*.

28. “I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won’t have to face them alone.”

- Unknown*.

29. “Having lots of siblings is like having built-in best friends.”

- Kim Kardashian.

30. "In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips."

― Unknown*.

31. “Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it’s like to have been brought up the way you were.”

- Betsy Cohen.

32. “Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring — quite often the hard way.”

- Pamela Dugdale.

33. “A sibling relationship is no doubt one of the most, if not, the most enduring relationship of your life. Your parents leave you too soon and your kids and spouse come along late, but your siblings know you when you are in your most inchoate form.”

- Jeffrey Kluger.

34. “Comparison is a death knell to sibling harmony.”

- Elizabeth Fishel.

35. “Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.”

- Maya Angelou.

36. “I don’t believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. ”

- Maya Angelou.

37. “If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.”

- Linda Sunshine.

38. “If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she’s wearing your best sweater.”

- Pam Brown.

Funny Sibling Quotes And Sayings

Whether it be step-siblings or real siblings, the quotes and sayings highlight the beauty of sibling relationships. Read on for some of the best sibling quotes that all children and parents should enjoy, perfect for a caption for a sibling picture!

39. “Never let an angry sister comb your hair.”

- Patricia McCann.

40. “What are sisters for if not to point out the things the rest of the world is too polite to mention.”

- Claire Cook.

41. “What causes sibling rivalry? Having more than one kid.”

- Tim Allen.

42. “It doesn't seem to matter how much time has elapsed or how far we've traveled.”

– Jane Mersky Leder.

43. “It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”

– Dylan Thomas.

44. “Sibling rivalry was, and still is to this day, rampant in my family. We were all competing for my parents’ divided attention.”

- Janine Di Giovanni.

45. “Our brothers and sisters are there with us from the dawn of our personal stories to the inevitable dusk.”

- Susan Scarf Merrell.

46. “Sometimes siblings can get in each other's space.”

- Gisele Bündchen.

47. “I think I’m funny because my family, my siblings were funny.”

- Martin Short.

48. “The funny thing is that everyone thinks I’m naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I’m naturally dirty blond.”

- Khloe Kardashian.

49. ““What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.”

― Esther M. Friesner.

50. “We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.”

- Charlotte Gray.

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Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for funny sibling quotes, why not look at [funny daddy quotes] or [funny parenting quotes].


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