25 Best Galaxy Quest Quotes From The Hilarious Star Trek Spoof

'Galaxy Quest' quotes are interesting to read.

'Galaxy Quest' is a humorous parody of the renowned 'Star Trek' franchise.

Directed by Dean Parisot in 1999, this sci-fi comedy film was created as a spoof and an homage to sci-fi series and films. This movie stars Alan Rickman, Sam Rockwell, Tim Allen, Tony Shalhoub, Daryl Mitchell, and Sigourney Weaver.

When aliens mistake a Sci-fi show's casts on-screen adventures for real events, the cast must now help aliens overthrow the space overlords and restore peace in the solar system. What unfolds, is a hilarious depiction of unique interstellar conflict and a compelling story. This film won major accolades like the Nebula Award for Best Script, Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, and also secured a place in people's hearts and achieved cult status. Such is the charm of 'Galaxy Quest' that at the 2013 Star Trek convention, it was ranked as the seventh greatest' Star Trek' movie. Not bad for a movie that doesn't take itself too seriously.

While some movie snobs might argue that there's no place for a reboot such as 'Galaxy Quest' on such a list, most fans have come around to the fact that the 'Galaxy Quest' captures the essence of the 'Star Trek' franchise better than the new 'Star Trek' franchise. The movie is made in the same style as that of 'Star Trek' and this propelled 'Galaxy Quest' became 'America's Number 1 Science Fiction Cult Classic'. Alan Rickman, Sam Rockwell, Tim Allen, Tony Shalhoub, Daryl Mitchell, and Sigourney Weaver do utmost justice to their hilarious characters and played their respective roles with absolute perfection. There are still rumours of a 'Galaxy Quest 2', as the first movie made good money, so we will have to wait and see. With moments of absurd humor in a genre that tries to convince the audience of its realism, 'Galaxy Quest' balances the fine line between parody and true artistic genius in a movie that will be around for just as long as its legendary quotes. In this movie, you'll find 'Galaxy Quest' Alan Rickman quotes, Sigourney Weaver quotes, and other quotes. We hope you like them.

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Humorous Quotes From 'Galaxy Quest'

'Galaxy Quest' quotes make you laugh.

Keep reading the following top rib-tickling quest quotes by your favorite characters like Guy Fleegman, Alexander, Gwen DeMarco, Tommy Webber to have a good laugh and add some joy to your day. You'll find Sigourney Weaver' Galaxy Quest' quotes in the form of Gwen DeMarco quotes here and you also might see the famous Grabthar's Hammer quote here.

1. "By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings."

-Alexander Dane, 'Galaxy Quest'.

2. "I'm just a glorified extra, Fred, I'm a dead man anyway. If I gotta die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward."

-Guy Fleegman, 'Galaxy Quest'.

3. "You'll forgive my impertinence, sir, but even though we never before met, I always considered you as a father to me."

-Quellek, 'Galaxy Quest'.

4. "What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway."

-Gwen DeMarco, 'Galaxy Quest'.

5. "See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft."

-Alexander Dane, 'Galaxy Quest'.

6. "Never give up – never surrender."

-Mathasar, 'Galaxy Quest'.

7. "Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to do it, okay?"

-Gwen DeMarco, 'Galaxy Quest'.

8. "There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now, look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time."

-Alexander Dane, 'Galaxy Quest'.

9. "By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged."

-Alex as Lazarus, 'Galaxy Quest'.

10. "Guys... Red thingy moving toward the green thingy. Red thingy moving toward the green thingy!"

-Guy Fleegman, 'Galaxy Quest'.

11. "Well forget it! I'm not going. This episode was badly written!"

-Gwen DeMarco, 'Galaxy Quest'.

12. "Nobody knows. Do you know why? My character isn't important enough for a last name. Because I'm going to die five minutes in, why bother to come up with a last name for me?"

-Guy Fleegman, 'Galaxy Quest'.

13. "Well, it's... This was a device we discovered on an alien planet. We don't know what it does either."

-Jason Nesmith, 'Galaxy Quest'.

14. "I see you managed to get your shirt off."

-Alexander Dane, 'Galaxy Quest'.

15." The throat, the mouth... Its vulnerable spots."

-Tommy Webber, 'Galaxy Quest'.

16. "Go for the eyes. Like in episode 22.."

-Tommy Webber, 'Galaxy Quest'.

17. "We shouldn't have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is it here?"

-Gwen DeMarco, 'Galaxy Quest'.

18. "I know... You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?"

-Guy Fleegman, 'Galaxy Quest'.

19. "I don't believe there is a man, woman, or child on my planet who does not. In the years since we first received your ship's historical documents, we have studied every facet of your missions, technologies, and strategies."

-Mathesar, 'Galaxy Quest'.

20. "Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself"

-Tommy Webber, 'Galaxy Quest'.

Top Funny 'Galaxy Quest' Quotes By The Hilarious Jason Nesmith

'Galaxy Quest' quotes are fun to read.

Tim Allen as Jason Nesmith always keeps us at the edge of our seats with his dialogues. The hilarious Allen plays the main star of the fictitious cult series 'Galaxy Quest' which gained widespread popularity in the '80s. However, Allen's character of Jason Nesmith is still one of the most sought-after stars years after the show's demise. This makes him an object of envy and the rest of the cast of that fictitious show hate him with all their heart. Trouble starts when some mysterious people come to meet Jason Nesmith at a fan convention, who think that the series paints a very accurate picture about alien life. We wouldn't want to spoil things any further, but we are sure that these famous quotes by Jason Nesmith will make you laugh.

21. "It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!

-Jason Nesmith, 'Galaxy Quest'.

22. " He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy! "

-Jason Nesmith, 'Galaxy Quest'.

23. " You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy!"

-Jason Nesmith, 'Galaxy Quest'.

24. " It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.

-Jason Nesmith, 'Galaxy Quest'.

25. "Well, let me tell you something, Sarris! It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating!"

-Jason Nesmith, 'Galaxy Quest'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Galaxy Quest' quotes then why not take a look at Spock quotes, or [outer space quotes]?


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