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40 Best Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Jokes For Your Kids

Minecraft character Steve standing against a green background holding a sword.

Minecraft is a computer game, allowing kids and adults to build, explore, play and survive in their own virtual world.

It's one of the most popular games in the world, with over 200 million copies sold, and there's even a Minecraft movie in the making. Kids and adults love it, as the only real limits to what can be created lie in the imagination.

It's fun, engaging and actually develops some great skills for Minecraft players, in areas such as problem-solving, geometry, and resource management. With so many people enjoying Minecraft worldwide, there's definitely room for some funny Minecraft jokes, and this is where Kidadl comes in. Minecraft players, get ready to laugh out loud!

Once you've reached the 'Ender' this blog, why not check out these Star Wars jokes and Lego jokes too.

These funny jokes about Minecraft are great for anyone who knows a bit about the game and its characters or who loves playing Minecraft. With one witty Minecraft pun after another, your kids could even write these down to create their own Minecraft joke book.

The Best Minecraft One Liners For Keen Players

Check out these short, punchy jokes about Minecraft that Minecraft players will love.

1) My ocelot was having trouble watching YouTube. It turns out, the video was just on paws.

2) A Creeper walks into a bar..everyone dies.

3) Last night I went to a Creeper party, it was weird, obviously.

4) Ocelots are like crisps. You can never just have one.

5) Steve walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we can't serve miners."

Aerial view of Minecraft island including the sea and sky.
Image © SkyeWeste/Pixabay.

Minecraft Question And Answer Jokes To Get You Giggling

Check out these question and answer jokes for kids who enjoy playing Minecraft. We've even got one about the Minecraft movie for those of you who just can't wait!

6) What do you learn at witch school? Spelling.

7) How do Minecraft players avoid getting sunburn? Sunblock.

8) Why can't you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft? They are always blocking.

9) Why are zombies good at Minecraft? They have great dead-ication.

10) What do Minecraft players do to celebrate? They throw block parties.

11) Did you hear about the Minecraft movie coming out? It's a blockbuster!

12) What is a Creeper's favourite food? Sssssalad.

13) What did the zombie say to the villager? Nice to eat you!

14) What's a witch's favourite make-up? Ma-scare-a!

Young boy outdoors laughing at Minecraft jokes.
Image © Cheri Joyful/Flickr under a creative commons licence.

15) What music do Minecraft players listen to? Bedrock 'n' roll.

16) What is a skeleton's favourite instrument? The trom-bone.

17) Did you hear about that Creeper-only party? It was a bast!

18) Why can you always spot Zombie Pigmen at Subway? They like to "Eat Flesh"

19) Why does Stampy have a fence around his love garden? People are dying to get in!

20) What do you call a Minecraft celebration? A block party.

21) What's the difference between a killer rabbit and a counterfeit bill? One is bad money and the other is mad bunny!

22) What time is it when ten ocelots chase a Creeper? Ten after one.

23) Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book? Because he always starts at the end...

24) What is a Ghast's favourite country? The Nether-lands.

25) Why was there iron and hold in the sailor's boat? Because the sailor needed oars.


Minecraft ship docked in the water near to some houses.
Image ©Jovanmanic/Pixabay.

Cross The Road Minecraft Jokes That You Won't See Coming

If you like playing Minecraft, chances are, you're already cracking up, but we're not finished yet. Here are some more funny jokes about Minecraft.

26) Why didn't the Enderman cross the road? Because he teleported instead.

27) Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.

28) Why did the ocelot cross the road? It spotted a Creeper on the other side.

29) Why did the Creeper cross the road? To get to the other ssssssside!

Hilarious Knock Knock Minecraft Jokes To Make You Laugh

Take a look at some more Minecraft-themed jokes perfect for keen Minecraft players!

30) Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ocelot

Ocelot who?

Ocelot of questions you do!


31) Knock Knock

Who's there?

Diamond

Diamond who?

You're diamond me crazy!

Three kids sat by a wall laughing together at Minecraft jokes.
Image © WavebreakMediaMicro under a creative commons licence.

Funny Minecraft Jokes About Steve To Make You Laugh Out Loud

Minecraft Steve is among the most popular of the playable characters in Minecraft. And, it seems, the most popular subject of a Minecraft joke among Minecraft players. Here are some of our favourites.

32) How does Steve keep fit? He runs around the block.

33) Why did Steve need mouthwash after destroying the mobs? Because he had bat breath.

34) How does Steve measure his boot size? In square feet.

35) What did Steve say to the skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

36) What is Steve's favourite sport? Boxing.

37) How did Steve make the skeleton laugh? He tickled its funny bone!

38) What did Steve say to Diamond block? I dig you.

39) I hear Steve isn't very good at thinking outside the box...

40) How does Steve manage to chop trees down with his bare fists? Well, how wood I know?

You've now reached the bedrock-bottom of our list of awesome jokes - Minecraft fans, we hope you loved it!

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Temitope Adebowale

Temitope is a Fine Art student in London who loves to learn and loves to express herself creatively. A Private Tutor also, she enjoys the opportunity to share her knowledge with children from Primary School all the way up to Sixth Form and finds it incredibly rewarding. When she isn’t writing or tutoring, you could find her painting, editing photos, baking or building Lego with her nephew.

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