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20 Best Lego Batman Quotes From The Hilarious Movie

The Lego Batman is a joker.

'The Lego Batman Movie' was distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The story of 'The Lego Batman Movie' revolves around the Batman character, and how he overcomes his fear and stops his greatest enemy Joker's plans. 'The Lego Batman Movie' is based on the DC Comics character Batman.

In this movie, Batman is challenged by Voldemort, King Kong, Flying Monkey's, etc., who are recruited by Joker from the Phantom Zone. Batman, along with Batgirl and Robin, fights and saves Gotham city. Batman says, "If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make a change." He motivates Robin to fight the enemies and successfully save the city.

Here we have listed Lego Batman Joker quotes, Lego Batman Robin quotes, and best Lego movie Batman quotes for your enjoyment. If you are interested in similar quotes, also check [Lego Movie quotes] and Batman quotes.

Best 'Lego Batman Movie' Quotes

Listed below are some 'The Lego Batman Movie' quotes that you will find very interesting. This movie made a remarkable impression on children as well as adult audiences.  Even today, people remember dialogues from this movie.

1." Batman: Hey, 'puter, I'm home.

Computer: Welcome home, sir. Initializing Batcave music. So, did anything exciting happened today?

Batman: I saved the city again. It was off the chain. Anyway, I should probably have some grub.

Computer: Alfred left your lobster thermidor in the fridge.

Batman: Oh, that's my favorite. I can't wait."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

2." Batman: Are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?

Robin: I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seat-belt?

Batman: The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seat-belts! Let's go!"

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

3." Robin: Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne' s basement?

Batman Bruce Wayne: No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman' s attic."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

4." Computer: What is the password?

Batman: Iron Man sucks."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

5." Robin: My name’ s Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick."

Batman: Well, children can be cruel."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

6." Batgirl: Why did you build this thing with only one seat?

Batman: Because last I checked I only had one butt."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

7."It’s got to be one or the other, Batman. Save the city, or catch your greatest enemy. You can’t do both."

-Joker.

8."Joker: Save the city, or catch your greatest enemy.

Batman: You think you’re my greatest enemy?"

Joker: Yes! You’re obsessed with me!"

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

9."Joker: Superman’s not a bad guy!

Batman Bruce Wayne: Then I’d say that I don’t currently have a bad guy. I am fighting a few different people.

Joker: What?

Batman: I like to fight around."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

10."Robin: Hey, I was thinking. If I’m gonna be a superhero, and go on awesome superhero missions like this one, can we use code names? Mine can be Robin.

Batman: I’m sorry, say that again?

Robin: Robin.

Batman: As in the small, Midwestern frail bird?

Robin: Yeah, and I already have a catchphrase. Tweet, tweet, on the street."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

11."Barbara Gordon: Hi, Barbara Gordon, new police commissioner. It's my dream for the police force to team up with Batman.

Bruce Wayne: What?!

Barbara Gordon: Wouldn't that be better?

Bruce Wayne: I hate everything you just said."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

12."Pilot Bill: Gotham Tower, this is McGuffin Airlines Flight 1138. We are transporting 11 million sticks of dynamite, 17,000 pounds of C-4, about 150 cute little classic bomb-type bombs...

Pilot Bill, Captain Dale: ... and two best friends!

Pilot Bill: We request permission to fly over the most crime-ridden city in the world. Over."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

13."Joker: Are you seriously saying there is nothing, nothing special about our relationship?"

Batman: Woh. Let me tell you something, J-bird. Batman doesn’t do ‘ships."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

14."Batgirl: Engine one down.

Batman: Not a big deal. Don't worry about it. It's fine.

Batgirl: Engine two down.

Batman: It does that sometimes.

Batgirl: We've lost engine three.

Batman: Oh, could live without it.

Batgirl: Engine four!

Batman: That I do need to fix."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

Bruce Wayne Funny Batman Quotes

The Batman symbol is iconic.

This section includes funny Lego Batman quotes. It is one of the biggest hits of all time.

15."Batman: Hey, kid!

Robin: Yes, sir?

Batman: You're super nimble, right?

Robin: I sure am!

Batman: And small?

Robin: Very.

Batman: And quiet?

Robin: When I desire to be.

Batman: And 110% expendable?

Robin: I don't know what that means, but okay!"

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

16."Hey mom, hey dad, I um, I saved the city again today, I think you would have been really proud."

-Batman.

17."I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante, and a heavy metal rapping machine. I don't feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7, 365, at a million percent. And if you think that there's something behind that, then you're crazy. Good night Alfred."

-Batman.

18."Crowd: Batman, we love you!

Batman: Thank you. I’m blushing super hard under the mask."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

Alfred Pennyworth Quotes

Alfred Pennyworth is Bruce Wayne's butler. Here are some of his quotes.

19."Hello, Master Bruce, I’ve taken away your privileges. This is an unhealthy behavior. You can’t spend the rest of your life alone dressed in black and staying up all night. You need to take responsibility for your life, and it starts by raising your son."

-Alfred Pennyworth.

20."Alfred: Were you looking at the old family pictures again?

Batman: At the what? The old family... Oh, yes! I see what you mean. Look at that! The old gang. Yeah. No, I wasn't.

Alfred Pennyworth: I see. Sir, if you don't mind my saying, I'm a little concerned. I've seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966. Do you want to talk about how you're feeling right now?

Batman: I don't talk about feelings, Alfred. I don't have any, I've never seen one."

-'The Lego Batman Movie'.

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