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70+ Best Polar Bear Jokes And Puns

Polar bear jokes can be amusing.

Polar bears are carnivores who eat almost only meat.

These magnificent animals are native to the Arctic Circle in the North Pole. A male polar bear is called a boar, and females are called a sow.

Polar bears spend the majority of their time in the sea hunting. Polar bears like to eat ringed and bearded seals. Polar bears are great swimmers and are the largest bears of all bears. As well as being great swimmers, polar bears are great hunters and they are also good scavengers. This means that polar bears are of utmost importance in the food chain of the Arctic ecosystem. Polar bears have three eyelids and four inches of blubber for insulation. They also have a very curious nature. Here are some hilarious polar bear jokes and puns to get the whole family laughing about these amazing bears!

For more interesting articles, check out these bear puns and zoo puns.

The Funniest Polar Bear Jokes

In ancient times polar bears were known as white bears. Here you will find a list of some amazingly hilarious icebreaker jokes and snow jokes all about polar bears.

1. How does a polar bear catch fish? With his bear hands.

2. Have you heard about the writer polar bear? He was waiting for a seal of approval.

3. Why was the polar bear so silent? His lips were seal-ed.

4. Where do polar bears deposit their money? In snowbanks.

5. What did the baby polar bear say to the stranger? I bear-ly know you.

6. Why are polar bears so popular at parties? They can easily break the ice.

7. What are polar bears called who are standing on a thin sheet of ice? Ice breakers.

8. Why was the polar bear feeling sad? He was home alone and ice-olated.

9. What was the fashionista polar bear wearing? A thread-bear-er.

10. Did you hear about the shy polar bear bride? She got cold feet.

11. Why don't polar bears like ropes? They are knot cool enough.

12. Which type of bear are polar bears most scared off? Bear Grylls.

13. What did the polar bear say to his best friend? "It's snow much fun when you are around."

14. Where do polar bears go for dancing? To the snow ball.

15. What did the polar bear say after having a really long day? "The snuggle is real!"

16. What is a polar bear's favorite cake? Blue-beary muffins.

17. Who is a polar bear's favorite playwright? Shakes-bear.

Funny Polar Bear Jokes For Kids

Polar bear joke will make you roll your eyes.

The white coat of a polar bear gradually turns yellow with age. Here you will get a list of some amazing polar bear jokes for adults and kids, including the best bear paws joke and some funny hibernation jokes!

18. Did you hear about the polar bear who got caught in the heavy rain? He is a drizzly bear now.

19. How does a polar bear stop a television show? By pressing the paws button.

20. Did you hear about the polar bear who loves skating? They call him the roller bear.

21. What is a polar bear's favorite kind of fast food? Polar bears like to eat iceberg-ers.

22. Did you hear about the polar bear who enjoys target sports? They call him the bowler bear.

23. What would you call a sunbathing polar bear? A solar bear.

24. Did you hear about the polar bear social media influencer? She loves taking polar-oid pictures.

25. What type of bear can you dissolve in icy cold water? A polar bear

26. What is a polar bear's favorite web series? 'Paws-terity.'

27. Why do polar bears have thick, white coats? Fur protection.

28. What do you call a colorful polar bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

29. What is polar bears' favorite kind of beverage? A frost-tea.

30. Who is a polar bear's favorite fantasy character? Jon Snow.

31. What did the polar bear say to Santa Claus? "Thank you snow much."

32. What kind of currency polar bears use? Cold cash.

33. What's a polar bear scientist's favorite element? It's bear-ium.

34. Why doesn't the polar bear go on holiday? It prefers hi-bear-nation.

North Pole Jokes

These Arctic jokes will give you a nice laugh. Find the best ice joke and ice hole joke inspired by polar bears here!

35. What would you call a dream about polar bear attacks? A bite-mare!

36. Have you heard about the polar bear who lives next door? He seems to be an ice guy.

37. Have you heard about the polar bear who got a government job? He got into I.C.E.

38. How are polar bears so good at car racing? They are always in pole position.

39. What is polar bears' favorite kind of accessory? An ice cap.

40.  What would you call a polar bear on a roller coaster? A roller bear.

41. Why did the polar bear refuse to take up the job at the North Pole? He did not like the company's altitude.

42. Have you heard about the polar bear who thought the Antarctic and the Arctic were the same? He had no idea that they are polar opposites.

43. Why did the polar bears start a revolution against the royal family? Because they were polar-iced.

44. What was the polar bear doing at the North Pole? He was chilling.

45. What is the best part of the Arctic? I'm not sure, but there sure is something cool about it.

46. Have you heard about the two baby polar bears playing hide and seek? One of them said, "Icy you."

47. What did the polar bear said to the other bear? "Ice to meet you."

48. What did the blind polar bear say when he walked into the freezer? "Ohh! Now icy."

49. Why did the polar bear cut the fir tree down? To make a fur coat.

50. Have you heard about the love story of the polar bears? It was love at frost sight.

51. What did the polar bear say to his wife? I love you beary much.

North Pole Puns

These cool snow puns will really amuse you. Here you will get a list of puns inspired by polar bears and the North Pole. Let's hope you get them all!

52. They say that global warming is a joke, and a funny one at that because even the polar ice sheets are cracking up.

53. The polar bear was so tired with his week's work, he decided to do only the bear minimum during the weekend.

54. Polar bears hate snow jokes, they think they are un-bear-able.

55. The mother polar bear tucked her baby into bed, using sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

56. The baby polar bear missed his bus, so he went to school by an icicle instead.

57. The polar caps were melting, and the view was thaw dropping.

58. The polar bear was really exhausted, he just wanted to paws life and take a break.

59. The polar bear was really lost in the new town, he just couldn't get his bear-ings.

60. The wildlife rangers saved a lost baby polar bear; it is now under their paw-session.

61. The student polar bear really enjoys math, his favorite topic is paw-stulate geometry.

Polar Bear Puns

A polar bear pun a day will keep you giggling. Here we have prepared a list of puns about the polar bears to make everyone laugh.

62. The dentist polar bear was single handedly fighting against enamel cruelty.

63. Polar bears listen to a lot of pop songs, they sure do like cool music.

64. The baby polar bears were surfing the winter-net, and watching happy polar bear videos.

65. The artist polar bear was working on a self paw-trait.

66. The polar bear had some sad news, he hated to be the bear-er of the unfortunate message.

67. The polar bear was feeling em-bear-assed because he slipped over on the slippery ice.

68. The counselor advised the short-tempered polar bear to work on his fore-bear-ance.

69. The mama polar bear advised her daughter to work on her paw-sture if she really wanted to participate in the beauty pageant.

Awesome Polar Bear Jokes

Polar bear jokes are great ice-breakers.

Polar bears live on ice caps and are amazing creatures to learn (and joke) about. Take a look at these funny polar bear jokes, you might even find out what you get when you cross a polar bear with other different animals!

70. What would you call a polar bear who is afraid of confined, small spaces? Claw-strophobic.

71. What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal? Just the polar bear, the seal's already dead.

72. What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a marine invertebrate? A coral bear.

73. What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a grizzly bear? You made a mistake, now hide from it!

74. How is it so easy to keep a pet polar bear? Because they live on ice.

75. Have you heard about the happy polar bear? He was feeling very paw-sitive.

76. Why did the polar bears call the barber? To shave their bear-ds.

77. What would you call a polar bear wearing earplugs? You can call him anything, he won't be listening.

78. Why don't polar bears like wearing shoes? They love walking bear foot.

79. Have you heard about the group of polar bears going to watch a movie? They wanted to hear the 'Bear Story.'

80. What did the hungry polar bear eat straight after the dentist fixed his tooth? The dentist!

81. What did the polar bear say to his wife after a long day? He said, "Can you paw me some hot coffee?"

82. What do polar bears like to eat? Ice cream.

83. What do flashy polar bears like? They like fancy and paws-h cars.

84. How was the stuffed polar bear feeling at the end of a long day? He was feeling teddy-ous.

85. Why do polar bears have fur coats? Because they would be freezing in hawaiian shirts!

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly jokes and puns for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for polar bear jokes and puns, then why not take a look at these animal puns, or bear jokes to get even more funny jokes?

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