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44 Best Rachel Green Quotes That Are Truly Iconic

Rachel Green is one of the most popular TV characters.

Rachel Karen Green is a fictional character, one of the six main characters in the American sitcom ‘Friends’.

Rachel Karen Green was played by one of the most popular actresses in Hollywood, Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston also received Emmy Awards and a Golden Globe Award for her performance in the show.

She is one of the most liked characters all over the world. Rachel Green is the character women can relate to and love that she goes through the same things as them and doesn’t have it all figured out all the time. Here are some of the best and funny quotes by Rachel Green. Rachel Green is known for saying says “No uterus, no opinion.”. This is one of the most famous quotes that was said by Rachel Green. Rachel says this when they are in the hospital, discussing childbirth. This scene and the quote both have a different fanbase and are still discussed by people when they watch ‘Friends’.

‘Friends’ is one of those shows with a huge fan base and is loved by many people worldwide. People watch ‘Friends’ when they are happy, sad, and want a laugh. ‘Friends’ series is an American television sitcom created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, which aired on NBC from September '94 to May '06. The six characters in the series have different fan bases, with Chandler Bing being the most loved among all. ‘Friends’ is a smart and sophisticated comedy that looks into the hearts and minds of a group of ‘Friends’ living in New York. The characters and their quotes are relatable when people watch it. There are different episodes and different scenes in every episode that people love to watch. If you are a ‘Friends’ fan, here are some of the best Rachel Green quotes for you.

If you like these Rachel Green quotes, check out quotes for [Joey Tribbiani] and [Phoebe Buffay].

Best Rachel Green Quotes

Rachel Green has different quotes and dialogues in the series that are liked by many people. Rachel Green is the character that most of the women relate to. Here are some of the best Rachel Green quotes.

Friends still enjoys a popular fan following.

1. “I’m over you. And that, my ‘Friends’, is what you call closure.”

- Rachel Green, Season Two, Episode Seven, ‘The One Where Ross Finds Out’.

2. “Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?”

- Rachel Green, Season Six, Episode Eight, ‘The One With Ross Teeth’.

3. “Ross! We broke up two years ago. You’ve been married since then. I think it’s okay that we see other people.”

- Rachel Green, Season Five, Episode 19, ‘The One Where Ross Can’t Flirt’.

4. “Everyone is getting married or pregnant or promoted and I’m getting coffee! And it’s not even for me!”

- Rachel Green, Season One, Episode Four, ‘The One With George Stephanopoulos’.

5. “I’m so happy and not at all jealous.”

- Rachel Green, Season Six, Episode 25, ‘The One With The Proposal Part 2’.

6. “Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?”

- Rachel Green, Season Two, Episode Two, 'The One With The Breast Milk'.

7. “I’m gonna go get one of those job things.”

- Rachel Green, Season One, Episode Three, ‘The One With The Thumb’.

8. “It’s like all my life everyone’s told me, ‘You’re a shoe!”

- Rachel Green, Season One, Episode One, ‘The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate’.

9. “You know what I figure? If I can do laundry, there’s nothing I can’t do.”

- Rachel Green, Season One, Episode Five, ‘The One With The East German Laundry’.

10. “Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait. I said maybe.”

- Rachel Green, Season One, Episode One, ‘The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate’.

11. “What if I wanna be a purse or a hat? No I don’t want you to buy me a hat, I’m saying I am a hat. It’s a metaphor daddy!”

- Rachel Green, Season One, Episode One, ‘The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate’.

12. “You know what? I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.”

- Rachel Green, Season Five, Episode Two, ‘The One With The Kissing’.

13. “Today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, then 50 feet...then me.”

- Rachel Green, Season Two, Episode One, ‘The One With Ross’s New Girlfriend’.

14. “I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!”

- Rachel Green, Season Six, Episode Nine, ‘The One Where Ross Got High’.

15. “I don’t want my baby’s first words to be ‘how you doin’?”

- Rachel Green, Season Eight, Episode Seven, 'The One With The Stain'.

16. “Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!”

- Rachel Green, Season Three, Episode 25, ‘The One At The Beach.’

Funny Rachel Green Quotes

Jennifer Aniston’s character of spoilt Rachel Green from the first episode of ‘Friends’ grew into quite a woman, and here are all iconic Rachel Green quotes.

Jennifer Aniston immortalized Rachel with her unique style.

17. “How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?”

- Rachel Green, Season Two, Episode 19, ‘The One Where Eddie Won’t Go.’

18. “You’re so pretty.”

- Rachel Green, Season Nine, Episode 11, ‘The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work'.

19. “I can be very generous, or very stingy.”

- Rachel Green, Season Four, Episode Three, ‘The One With The Cuffs'.

20. “He’s so pretty, I want to cry.”

- Rachel Green, Season Seven, Episode 14, ‘The One With Rachel’s Assistant.’

21. “How do we end up with these jerks? We’re good people.”

- Rachel Green, Season One, Episode 14, ‘The One With Candy Hearts.’

22. “Yes, I was four years-old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain...”

- Rachel Green, Season 10, Episode Seven, 'The One With The Home Study'.

23. “Oh, that’s okay, girls tend to not like me.”

- Rachel Green, Season 10, Episode Two, ‘The One Where Ross Is Fine.’

24. “I’m gonna go get one of those job things.”

- Rachel Green, Season One, Episode One, ‘The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate.’

25. “Does this look like something the girlfriend of a Paleontologist would wear?”

- Rachel Green, Season Three, Episode Two, ‘The One Where No One’s Ready.’

26. “Oh my God. I’ve become my father. I’ve been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn’t see this coming.”

- Rachel Green, Season Seven, Episode Three, ‘The One With Phoebe’s Cookies.’

27. “Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic.”

- Rachel Green, Season Two, Episode One, ‘The One With Ross’s New Girlfriend.’

28. “We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.”

- Rachel Green, Season Seven, Episode 11, ‘The One With All The Cheesecakes.’

29. “How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?”

- Rachel Green, Season Two, Episode Six, ‘The One With The Baby On The Bus.’

30. “I’m 98% happy and 2% jealous.”

- Rachel Green, Season Six, Episode 25, ‘The One With The Proposal Part 2.’’

Friends TV Show Quotes

Rachel Green is a fictional character that was portrayed by Jennifer Aniston in the sitcom ‘Friends’. She is still a favorite actress among people all over the globe. Here are some of the famous Rachel from 'Friends' quotes along with quotes about Rachel Green .

31. “No uterus. No opinion.”

- Rachel Green, Season Eight, Episode 14, ‘The One With The Secret Closet.’

32. “Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffee house. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you: sneeze muffin.”

- Rachel Green, Season Six, Episode 12, ‘The One With The Joke.’

33. “I don’t want to be with them either, but it’s Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!”

- Rachel Green, Season 10, Episode Eight, ‘The One With Late Thanksgiving.’

34. “Wow, I could so easily freak out right now.”

- Rachel Green, Season Six, Episode Five, ‘The One With Joey’s Porsche.’

35. “Ahhhhh, Salmon Skin Roll.”

- Rachel Green, Season Six, Episode 17, ‘The One With Unagi.’

36. “That’s a great story. Tell it while you’re getting me some iced tea.”

- Rachel Green, Season Nine, Episode 12, ‘The One With Phoebe’s Rats.’

37. “I can’t believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you’re nauseous!”

- Rachel Green, Season Five, Episode 22, ‘The One With Joey’s Big Break.’

38. “Isn’t this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… not worth it.”

- Rachel Green, Season One, Episode Five, ‘The One With East German Laundry Detergent.’

39. “Why can’t parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?”

- Rachel Green, Season One, Episode 13, ‘The One With The Boobies.’

40. “I was spoiled, self-centered, and you guys really took care of me.”

- Rachel Green, Season 10, Episode Five, ‘The One Where Rachel’s Sister Babysits.’

41. “I’m quitting; I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it.”

  - Rachel Green, Season Four, Episode 13, ‘The One With Rachel’s Crush.’

42. "Monica Geller: It's just this night has to go just perfect, you know? Wendy's more of a professional waitress.

Rachel Green: And I'm maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics."

- Friends, Season One, Episode 15, ‘The One With The Stoned Guy’.

43. "Rachel: So basically you get your ya-yas from taking money from all of your friends?

Ross Geller: Yeah.

Chandler: Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less, so..."

- Friends, Season One, Episode 18, 'The One With All The Poker'.

44. "Rachel Green: Is he just the sweetest thing? You must just wanna kiss him all over.

Ross Geller: That would be nice.

Chandler Bing: Pff.

Rachel Green: Pardon?

Chandler Bing: Nothing. Just a little extra air in my mouth. Pff."

- Friends, Season One, Episode 24, ‘The One Where Rachel Finds Out’.

Here at Kidadl, we have created lots of family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestion for Rachel Green quotes, why not look at Chandler Bing quotes and [Phoebe Buffay quotes]?

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