30+ Best Scott Pilgrim Quotes To Help You Take On The World

Quotes by Ramona Flowers and Kim Pine are extremely engaging and enjoyable to read.

'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World' is a cult movie based on the graphic novels by Bryan Lee O'Malley.

The movie gained its popularity due to its innovative style of direction which replicates manga and video game effects. Even though it wasn't a box office hit, it caught several film critics' attention.

Edgar Wright was the co-writer, director, and producer for the movie. The story of the movie revolves around a 22-year-old boy, Scott, who plays the bass guitar in a garage band. He gets entangled in a love triangle between two women; 17-year-old Knives Chau and his dream girl Ramona Flowers. After breaking Knives' heart, he then learns that in order to be with Romona he has to defeat seven of her evil exes. In the course of the movie, he fights with all her exes and ultimately has a happy ending. The movie has won several awards all over the world and was nominated for the 83rd Academy Awards under the Best Visual Effects category. The main characters of the movie are played by Michael Cera as Scott, Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona Flowers, Chris Evans as Lucas Lee, and Ellen Wong as Knives Chau.

Here's a list of funny 'Scott Pilgrim' quotes and iconic quotes from the movie that you can't help but fall in love with over and over again. If you like our content on 'Scott Pilgrim' quotes, you can check out other amazing articles like ['Shaun of the Dead' quotes] and The Flash quotes.

'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World' Quotes

Ramona Flowers quotes are extremely entertaining.

These quotes by your favorite characters Todd, Ramona, Kim, Lucas Lee, Wallace Wells, and Scott will make your day.

1.. "'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"

-Todd Ingram, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

2. "Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it."

-Kim Pine, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

3.  "Dude, this thing claims I have mail."

-Scott Pilgrim,  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

4. "Prepare the feel the wrath of the League of Evil Ex's! "

-Lucas Lee, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

5. "Ramona V. Flowers: What kind of tea do you want?

Scott Pilgrim: There's more than one kind?

Ramona V. Flowers: We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffle, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.

Scott Pilgrim: Did you make some of those up?"

-  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

6. "This song is called 'I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad.' It goes like this."

-Crash, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

7. "Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts."

-Todd Ingram, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

Memorable 'Scott Pilgrim' Quotes

Quotes on Scott Pilgrim are extremely witty and innovative.

Your all-time favorite quotes from the movie are listed below. If you too enjoyed the movie then hurry up and read on.

8."Wait! We're fighting over Ramona?"

-Scott Pilgrim, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

9."You will pay for your insolence!"

-Matthew Patel, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

10."He punched the highlights out of her hair."

-Young Neil,  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

11. "It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."

-Wallace Wells, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

12."Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a 17-year-old."

-Scott Pilgrim, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

13."You broke up with Knives?"

-Young Neil,  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

14."Defeat your seven evil exes if we're going to continue to date?"

-Scott Pilgrim, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

'Scott Pilgrim' Movie Quotes

Here's a list of movie quotes from 'Scott Pilgrim' that will make you want to rewatch the movie.

15."Ok this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called 'We Hate You, Please Die'".

-Crash, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

16."Because bread makes you fat."

-Ramona Flowers,  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

17."Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday."

-Todd Ingram,  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

18."Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word."

-Wallace Wells, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

19."And we're here to watch Scott Pilgrim kick your teeth in! One-two-three-four!"

-Kim Pine,  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

20."I've never even kissed a guy before."

-Knives Chau, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

21."Hi, I was thinking about asking you out but then I realized how stupid that would be."

-Scott Pilgrim, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

22."Okay, fine. I had to fight a guy to be with her, okay? I fought a crazy, 80-foot-tall purple-suited dude, and I had to fight 96 guys to get to him. He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay?"

-Scott Pilgrim, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

23. "No, no, I want to hang. It's... You know, the whole evil ex-boyfriend thing.."

-Scott Pilgrim, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

24. "It was football season, and for some reason, all the little jocks wanted me. Matthew was the only non-white, non-jock boy in town. So the two of us joined forces, and we took 'em all down."

-Ramona Flowers,  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

25."He only likes her because she's old! She's probably, like, 25!"

-Knives Chau,  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

26."Okay. From here on out, no girlfriends or girlfriend talk at practice, whether they're old, new, or new-new."

-Stephen Stills,  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

27.  "Dude, I can see in your mind's eye, that you put half-and-half into one of those coffees in an attempt to make me break Vegan-edge. I'll take the one with soy."

-Todd Ingram, 'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

28."Truth was me who was obsessed. I was crazy about him. But he ignored me. I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own. That's why I had to leave. And that's when he started paying attention."

-Ramona Flowers,  'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World'.

'Scott Pilgrim' Comic Quotes

Here are some of the evergreen comic quotes from the 'Scott Pilgrim' graphic novel series. If you are a fan of Bryan's work then you will surely love these quotes.

30. "we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!”

-Bryan Lee O'Malley, 'Scott Pilgrim, Volume 1: Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life'.

31."What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?"

-Bryan Lee O'Malley, 'Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World'.

32."Can we go out sometime? Or, I mean, I mean... Can we maybe just hang out?"

-Bryan Lee O'Malley, 'Scott Pilgrim, Volume 1: Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life'.

33."Dude... Things never were the same. Change is... It's what we get."

-Bryan Lee O'Malley, 'Scott Pilgrim, Volume 6: Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour'.

34."What kind of idiot would knowingly date a girl named Knives?”

-Bryan Lee O'Malley, 'Scott Pilgrim, Volume 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World'.

35."Scott suddenly realized for the first time, that all second cup exteriors do not lead to the same second cup interior."

-Bryan Lee O'Malley, 'Scott Pilgrim, Volume 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together'.

36."There's a guy over there with a samurai sword."

-Bryan Lee O'Malley, 'Scott Pilgrim, Volume 4: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together'.

37."Obviously one of us went to Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters and one of us didn't."

-Bryan Lee O'Malley, 'Scott Pilgrim, Volume 1: Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life'.

38."Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon."

-Bryan Lee O'Malley,' Scott Pilgrim, Volume 3: Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness'.

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