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130 Best SpongeBob Quotes: Are You Ready?

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'SpongeBob SquarePants' is an American animated comedy television series on Nickelodeon.

This is a series that follows the goings-on of the title character and his aquatic friends. They live in Bikini Bottom, a fictional underwater city, where all the comedic action takes place.

The series was very popular and one of the favorite animated shows among the children in era of the '90s. So if you are a '90s kid, this is going to be a very joyful reading session! Have fun remembering things about SpongeBob through his character because we all know how enthusiastic he is and how much he tells us about life in different and fun ways.

For some more humor and nostalgia-filled quotes, take a look at Squidward quotes and [patrick star quotes].

Best SpongeBob Squarepants Quotes

SpongeBob SquarePants quotes are full of fun and humor. They can also inspire in their own unique way and help you to get a better understanding of life as funny kids' cartoons can also be very informative. So, let's take a look at the best quotes from the characters throughout the show.

1. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy."

-Plankton.

2. "Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly."

-Mr. Krabs.

3. "Wake me up when I care."

-Squidward.

4. "It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever."

-Squidward.

5. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

-Patrick.

6. "I'm ready, I'm ready."

-SpongeBob.

7. "I might as well sleep for 100 years or so."

-Squidward.

8. "Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos."

-Patrick.

9. "If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!"

-SpongeBob.

10. "I'm ugly and I'm proud!"

-SpongeBob.

11. "F is for friends who do stuff together!"

-SpongeBob.

12. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

-Patrick.

13. "Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!"

-Patrick.

14. "I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!"

-SpongeBob.

15. "Knowledge cannot replace friendship."

-Patrick Star.

16. "If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright."

-Spongebob.

17. "I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes."

-Spongebob.

18. "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems."

-Patrick Star.

19. "Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you."

-Sandy Cheeks.

20. "This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness."

-Spongebob.

21. "Moss always points to civilization."

-SpongeBob.

22. "You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you."

-Plankton.

23. "Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain."

-Sandy.

24. "Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions."

-Spongebob.

25. "If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!"

-Lord Royal Highness.

26. "Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!"

-Plankton.

27. "We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request."

-Mr. Krabs.

28. "A five letter word for happiness…money."

-Mr. Krabs.

29. "Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom."

-Patrick.

30. "Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."

-SpongeBob.

31. "Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week."

-Patrick Star.

32. "With imagination, you can be anything you want."

-Spongebob.

33. "Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you."

-Squidward.

34. "Please come again. When I'm not working."

-Squidward.

35. "Well, it wouldn't be the first time you ruined everything."

-Squidward.

36. "I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die."

-Squidward.

37. "Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?"

-Patrick Star.

38. "I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss."

-SpongeBob.

39. "We paid nine dollars for this?"

-Puff.

40. "And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple."

-SpongeBob.

41. "After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along."

-Squidward.

Funny SpongeBob Quotes

It's time to have fun with SpongeBob and gang so to make it all easy for you and provide all the laughter, here are some very funny SpongeBob quotes. Let's live those moments again in the form of quotes in this section of funny SpongeBob quotes.

42. "His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!"

-Plankton.

43. "It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!"

-Plankton.

44. "A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those."

-SpongeBob.

45. "Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!"

-Plankton.

46. "That’s a big boot."

-Patrick Star.

47. "It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!"

-Krabs.

48. "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!"

-Patrick Star.

49. "Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads."

-SpongeBob.

50. "But it’s my only night to be fancy!"

-Squidward.

51. "There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front."

-Patrick Star.

52. "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!"

-Patrick Star.

53. "Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz."

-Patrick Star.

54. "The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time!"

-SpongeBob.

55. "Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!"

-Krabs.

56. "I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent."

-SpongeBob.

57. "You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich"

-Spongebob.

58. "See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’"

-Pearl Krabs.

59. "SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!"

-Squidward.

60. "I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!"

-Patrick Star.

61. "Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here."

-Squidward.

62. "That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!"

-Plankton.

63. "I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors!"

-Spongebob.

64. "Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off."

-Spongebob.

65. "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…"

-Patrick Star.

66. "I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!"

-Patrick Star.

67. "Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home."

- SpongeBob.

68. "One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty? "

-Squidward.

69. "Spongebob: Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.

Patrick: No, Spongebob, that’s Italian."  

-SpongeBob and Patrick.

70. "Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty."

-SpongeBob.

71. "Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!"

-Plankton.

72. "Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!"

-Spongebob.

73. "You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one."

-Patrick Star.

74. "Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!"

-SpongeBob.

75. "So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one."

-Narrator.

76. "I’m a good noodle!"

-SpongeBob.

77. "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

-SpongeBob.

78. "Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me."

-Patrick Sta.

79. "We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination."

-SpongeBob.

SpongeBob Quotes In Conversations

Words are real power, only thing is how you understand them.

Admit it! We all are a fan of the witty humor of the show like how the character of the show converts every live conversation in a very funny one no matter how serious the situation is going on at that time. So, in this section, we have listed several quotes from conversations to show you just how it's done.

80. "Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call 'Mom'?

SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother."

-SpongeBob and Patrick.

81. "Spongebob: Guess what day today is?

Patrick: Annoy Squidward day?

Spongebob: No silly! that’s on the 15!".

-Spongebob and Patrick.

82. "Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world?

Spongebob: I do!

Patrick: I do!

Sandy Cheeks: I do!

Squidward: I don’t."

-Sandy Cheeks, Patrick, Spongebob, Squidward, and Mermaid Man.

83. "Squidward: Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!

Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?

Spongebob: I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Patrick:Ho, Ho,Ho!'

Spongebob: Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!”

-SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick.

84. "SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I don't think 'wumbo' is a real word.

Patrick Star: Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!"

-SpongeBob and Patrick.

85. "Spongebob: Patrick, you’re a genius!

Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

Spongebob: What? A genius?

Patrick: No, Patrick."

-Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star.

86. "Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher?

SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher?

Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher.

SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the…

Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher."

-Spongebob & Squidward.

87. "Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!

Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose."

-Spongebob & Patrick.

88. "SpongeBob: [thinking] I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it.

SpongeBob: [shouts] I… need… it!"

-SpongeBob.

89. "Patrick: Are they laughing at us?

Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us."

-Spongebob & Patrick.

90. "SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.

Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!"

-Spongebob & Patrick.

91. "Police: If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. [locks SpongeBob and Patrick in jail cell and opens it again after a second] Okay, time’s up. Now get out!

SpongeBob: But…we stole a balloon!

Police: Yeah, on free balloon day!"

-Police & Spongebob.

92. "SpongeBob: What’s better than serving up smiles?

Squidward: Being dead or anything else."

-Squidward & SpongeBob.

Iconic SpongeBob One-Liners

This list of quotes is some of the most memorable lines from the main star, SpongeBob, that all fans - adults and children alike - will recall and love. We're here to provide you with your daily dose of humor with these memorable lines.

93. "Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material."

-Spongebob.

94. "Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"

-SpongeBob.

95. "The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me."

-Spongebob.

96. "Moss always points to civilization."

-SpongeBob.

97. "I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…"

-SpongeBob.

98. "Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face."

-Spongebob.

99. "No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change."

-Spongebob.

100. "You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory."

-SpongeBob.

101. "All I know is fine dining and breathing."

-SpongeBob.

102. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!"

-SpongeBob.

103. "Hello, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

-SpongeBob.

104. "Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory... a bomb factory. They're bombs."

-SpongeBob.

105. "It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!"

-SpongeBob.

106. "Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark."

-SpongeBob.

SpongeBob Squarepants Catchphrases

Here are some more fun SpongeBob Squarepants and characters catchphrases. Here we'll provide you with some of your favorite words said by all the character on the most watched show ever on Nickelodeon. You'll surely remember the good times of watching this show as soon as these catchphrases come to mind!

SpongeBob's Catchphrases

107. "Aye-aye, captain!"

108. "Tartar sauce!"

109. "No problemo."

110. "Ah, shrimp."

111. "Barnacles!"

112. "Order up!"

113. "I’m ready!"

Squidward's Catchphrases

114. "Everybody’s a critic."

115. "Oh, My aching tentacles."

116. "Whatever."

117. "How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"

Plankton’s Catchphrases

118. "I win! I win!"

119. "I will destroy all of you!"

120. "I command…'/'order you…"

121. "I went to college!"

122. "Karen! Help!"

123. "Karen, my computer wife…'/'Computer wife…"

Patrick Star’s Catchphrases

124. "Duh…"

125. "Good morning, Krusty Krew!"

Krabs’s Catchphrases

126. "Money!"

127. "Sweet mother of Pearl!'/'Mother of Pearl!"

128. "Come spend your money here!"

129. "Plankton!"

130. "Ahoy!"

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for best SpongeBob quotes then why not take a look at [funny cartoon quotes], or 'Adventure Time' quotes.

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