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30+ Best Wheatley Quotes That All Portal Fans Will Love

Wheatley quotes for the tech-savvy.

Wheatley was developed to restrain Glados, the main AI that operates the Aperture Science facility.

Wheatley was created by Erik Wolpaw, a Portal 2 designer, and voiced by British comedian and writer  Stephen Merchant. Wheatley has also appeared in Team Fortress 2 and Lego Dimensions apart from Portal 2.

Wheatley appears as an antenna that can be equipped to the car of the player's choice in Rocket League. Wheatley has gained a very strong response from critics after his appearance in Portal 2. GLaDOS is usually a slower speaking and more deliberate personality, whereas Wheatley is totally contrasting to it. In Portal 2, the best part is Wheatley's voice lines like "Hello!", "Helloooooooooooo!" and "Go on!". Here we bring you the best Wheatley quotes. If you like similar quotes, refer to our articles on Glados quotes and [Typewriter quotes].

AI Quotes

Our future is merely a technological transformation.

AI is emerging as a global enterprise in today's community. It can be used in healthcare, education, mobility, agriculture, and transport from the year 2020. It can create solutions to some of the biggest problems the nations are facing now. Here we bring you some of the Wheatley Portal 2 quotes that add fun to your day.

1. "I been thinken'. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!! get mad! I dont want your damn lemons! demand to see life's manager!"

― Cave Johnson Portal 2.

2."I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

― J.K. Simmons.

3."The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember; science rhymes with compliance. Do you know what doesn't rhyme with compliance? Neurotoxin."

― Ted Kosmatka, Portal 2: Lab Rat.

4."I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.'

― Ted Kosmatka, Portal 2: Lab Rat.

5."I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster."

-GLaDOS.

Portal 2 Quotes

Here are Wheatley quotes as AI is new future.

Startups and academics can use unique algorithms to build AI solutions.  AI solutions can be used in more personalized care, like the early detection of diseases. Here we bring you Portal 2 Wheatley quotes.

6. "Ah, brilliant! You made it through! Well done. Okay, follow me. We've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here."

-Wheatley.

7."What's happening? Um... Hmm. Okay..."

-Wheatley.

8."Okay, uh... Don't move. [beat] Okay, all right. So, I've got an idea, but it is *bloody* dangerous. Here we go..."

-Wheatley.

9. "Oh, for God's - they told me that if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would *die!* They told me that about everything! I don't even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they didn't want me to use it; it's pointless! Mad!"

-Wheatley.

10."Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, all right? If anyone asks - and no one's gonna ask, don't worry - but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive, all right? Not dead."

-Wheatley.

11."Wheatley: You did WHAT?"

-Portal 2.

12."HA! I knew someone was alive in here. AH! Oh. My. God. You look ter - ummm... good. Looking good, actually."

-Wheatley.

13."Hey, hey! Up here! I found some bird eggs up here; just dropped them into the door mechanism; shut it right down."

-Wheatley.

14."Aaah! Bird! Bird! Bird! Bird!"

-Wheatley.

15."Okay, that's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid! Okay, but the point is, we're going to break out of here, all right? Very soon, I promise, I promise. I just have to figure out how - to break us out of here. Here she comes! Keep testing; just keep testing. Remember, you never saw me. Never saw me.[Leaves]"

-Wheatley.

16."Do definitely focus on landing with your legs."

-Wheatley.

17."WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT BUTTON - oh, the door's open! Well done. Let's see what's inside."

-Wheatley.

18."Let go!"

-Wheatley.

19."Oh! Brilliant, thank you, great."

-Wheatley.

20."Oh no. Change of plans. Hold onto me. Tighter!

-Wheatley.

21."Was. Was self-destructing. Already fixed."

-Wheatley

22."Let go! Let go! I'm still connected. I can pull myself in! I can still fix this!"

-Wheatley.

23."Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!"

-Wheatley.

24."The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush."

-Wheatley.

25."I wish I could take it all back. I honestly do, I honestly do wish I could take it all back. And not because I'm stranded in space."

-Wheatley.

26."GLaDOS: [waking up] Oh. It's *you.*

Wheatley: [shocked, to Chell] You *know* her?

GLaDOS: It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been *really* busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME?

Wheatley: You did WHAT?"

-Portal 2.

27."Could you just jump into that pit? There.That deadly pit."

-Wheatley.

28. "Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage! But don't be alarmed, all right? Uh, although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage."

-Wheatley.

29. "Yes, hello! No, we're not stopping!"

-Wheatley.

30. "Keep walking! Keep walking!"

-Wheatley.

31. "[whispers to Chell] Don't make eye contact, whatever you do."

-Wheatley.

Margaret J Wheatley Quotes

Margaret Wheatley is a magnificent American writer. She is recognized globally as a teacher, advisor, community worker, speaker, and formal leader. Here we bring you magnificent Margaret Wheatley quotes from her deep and varied experiences.

32."There is no power for change greater than a community discovering what it cares about."

-Margaret J Wheatley.

33."Very great change starts from very small conversations, held among people who care."

-Magaret J Wheatley.

34."Circles create soothing space, where even reticent people can realize that their voice is welcome."

-Margaret J Wheatley.

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