27+ Dale Gribble Quotes That King Of The Hill Fans Will Love

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A chain smoker, bounty hunter, gun fanatic, an exterminator, and a lover of conspiracy theories, Dale Gribble is one of the main characters of the series 'King Of The Hill'.

He is the legal father of Joseph Gribble and husband to Nancy Hicks Gribble. He is a famous character in this Texas-based series known for his witty and sarcastic screen presence.

In the show, Dale is portrayed as a tall skinny man with blonde hair who wears an orange Mack hat and is equipped always with a packet of cigarettes, which shows that he is a chain smoker. He is a huge fan of conspiracy theories and revenge theories, no matter how bizarre and far fetched they seem. Hank is his next-door neighbor and his most trusted friend. Dale had a hot and cold relationship with his father, Bug Gribble. But the father-son misunderstanding was sorted ultimately in the final series. On the other hand, Dale's love for his wife Nancy knows no bounds. His other next-door neighbors include Jeff Boomhauer and Bill Dauterive, whom he calls friends.

Dale has an alternate identity and is called Rusty. The long list of job roles that are associated with Dale's character in the show includes teacher, propane salesman, exterminator, waiter, conspiracy theorist and Gun Club president. Mike Judge and Greg Daniels originally formed the character of Dale for the show based on a friend of Judge. In this Texas-based show 'King Of The Hill', Dale Gribble emerges hooking character and in this article, you will find some of his most famous quotes.

If you like this article on Dale Gribble quotes, then check out the articles on ['King Of The Hill' quotes] and [Hank Hill quotes].

Best Dale Gribble Quotes

Below is a compilation of the best of Dale's dialogues from the animated sitcom 'King Of The Hill'. These quotes include quotes from various episodes and seasons, Dale Gribble conspiracy quotes, quotations from his conversations with his friends, family, and next-door neighbors, Dale Gribble government quotes, and many more going through which can help you kill your boredom.

1. "Are you seeing another exterminator! Is he licensed? Is he bonded? Is that what you want, someone who's licensed and bonded?"

- Dale Gribble.

2. "A level three tornado will blow an egg right through a brick wall. Twister chasers call it Humpty's Revenge."

- Dale Gribble.

3. "They'll probably get you with a blow-dart; that's their way. But you'll just think its a mosquito bite until you die, then you'll know the truth."

- Dale Gribble.

4. "Why would I have a problem with it? John Redcorn is, and I've been friends with him for years!"

- Dale Gribble.

5. "Ten years ago you took my shed. Did you think I'd forget that?"

- Dale Gribble.

6. "By now, your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe, and supermarket scanner that collectively make up the global information conspiracy, otherwise known as... 'the Beast'."

- Dale Gribble.

7. "Hank, it sounds like you did everything right except giving away my kidney. And since I traded it for a bunch of kiddie toys, I guess we both let me down."

- Dale Gribble.

8. "Booooo! I am a high-priced Washington lobbyist, peddling influence! Who wants candy?"

- Dale Gribble.

9. "I thought we agreed to never discuss the horrors we saw on the killing fields of the Family Fun Center."

- Dale Gribble.

Funny Quotes By Dale Gribble

Dale Gribble quotes are hilarious.

Dale Gribble is a character who has many sides. One of his most prominent traits in each season of the series is that he is incredibly humorous and very much witty. He does not even have to try hard to make the audience have a good laugh because his presence is funny in itself. Here are some of the best comedy quotes by Dale Gribble from the series that will also make you laugh.

10. "A man breaks into your house, but you don't own a gun. How are you going to shoot him?"

- Dale Gribble.

11. "This tornado's already registered a level two on the Fujisaki scale. A storm that strong will send an egg through a barn door - two barn doors if one of them's open."

- Dale Gribble.

12. "Run, Hank! Portal to Hell!"

- Dale Gribble.

13. "If you want, I'll show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite."

- Dale Gribble.

14. "Oh, I'll add the softener on the ding."

- Dale Gribble.

15. "If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry!"

- Dale Gribble.

16. "You have bully-ragged this production and stifled my creativity from Day One. It is now Day Two. I quit!"

- Dale Gribble.

17. "Computers have already beaten the communists at chess. Next thing you know, they'll be beating humans."

- Dale Gribble.

18. "We gotta get out of here. The smoking breaks are too short, the food is good at best and the anti-depressants are making my mouth dry and happy."

- Dale Gribble.

19. "That makes a whole lot of sense... A whole lot of nonsense!"

- Dale Gribble.

Popular 'King Of Hill' Quotes By Dale Gribble

Dale Gribble quotes are famous.

'King Of The Hill' is a very popular Texas-based animated sitcom that is loved by many. There are some iconic characters present in the series, one of which is Dale Gribble. He is one of the series's most popular character, and it shows. Here are some of the most famous Dale Gribble quotes from each season of the series that everyone will enjoy.

20. "Guns don't kill people, the government does."

- Dale Gribble.

21. "That's a Gribble of an idea!"

- Dale Gribble.

22. "No. Hank must never know we were in here. Our society stigmatizes the mentally ill... and rightfully so, these people are nuts!"

- Dale Gribble.

23. "Open up your eyes, man. They're trying to control global warming. Get it? Global."

- Dale Gribble.

24. "Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you."

- Dale Gribble.

25. "My name is Shackleford, Rusty Shackleford."

- Dale Gribble.

26. "Hank, I can see your house from up here."

- Dale Gribble.

27. "Pocket sand! Sh-sh-sha!"

- Dale Gribble.

28. "Are you an alien? Because you've just abducted my heart."

- Dale Gribble.

29. "The peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back."

- Dale Gribble.

30. "Whoa, hold on, son! I want you to keep an open mind so you can make an informed decision."

- Dale Gribble.

31. "I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny."

- Dale Gribble.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Dale Gribble quotes then why not take a look at [Homer Simpson quotes], or [Peter Griffin quotes].

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