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70 Darkwing Duck Quotes From Disney's Cartoon Superhero Series

Darkwing Duck quotes bring back nostalgia

‘Darkwing Duck’, a spin-off of the ‘DuckTales’, was aired between 1991 and 1992.

The show was a superhero comedy series that ran on The Disney Afternoon programming block. In the show, Darkwing Duck lives secretly as Drake Mallard, a simple duck living in the suburbs of St Canard.

‘Darkwing Duck’ is known for going on superhero quests with his sidekick Launchpad McQuack, a character from ‘DuckTales’. The show is mostly remembered for the slapstick battles fought by Darkwing, which were often over-the-top. It was also the first Disney show to be produced in the genre of parody. Reading the ‘Darkwing Duck’ quotes will bring back memories for those who first saw it on their telly screens.

If you liked the 'Darkwing Duck' quotes, do check out ['Marvin The Martian' quotes] and Donald Duck quotes for a trip down the path of nostalgia.

Popular Darkwing Duck Quotes And Catchphrases

Darkwing Duck quotes are quite funny.

Be it the quirky catchphrases of ‘Darkwing Duck’ or the ‘Darkwing Duck’ I am the terror quotes, most of you will still remember it even after years. Curious about the signature catchphrase of Darkwing Duck? It is "I am the terror that flaps in the night!" followed by something  that denotes Darkwing as a trouble maker of sorts. And, no he is not the villain, he is just a superhero with a taste for sarcasm.

1. “I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares! I am Darkwing Duck!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

2. “Let’s get dangerous.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

3. “Let’s get surrealistic!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

4. “Let’s get respectable.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

5. “I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

6. “I am the jailer who throws away the key!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

7. “I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

8. “You'd think criminal masterminds would be more punctual.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

9. “I am the cold sore that stings your lip? We're definitely talking demented”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

10. “I am the current of vengeance gurgling through your sewer!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

11. “I am the clipper that trims your hedges!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

12. “I am Darkwing Duck.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

13. “I am the last bite in the soggy cereal of sin!”

‒ ‘DuckTales 2017 Reboot’.

14. “I am the low ratings that cancel your program.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

15. “Me thinks malicious mischief mars this masquerade!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

Best Darkwing Duck Quotes

As you can never have enough of Darkwing's saucy humor, here are some more quotes from the benevolent duck.

16. “I am the hairball that clogs your drains.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

17. “Let's get funky, monkey!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

18. “Stand aside, good citizen. Darkwing Duck shall take care of this root of the problem.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’, ‘Flower Power’.

19. “I am the dead batteries in your smoke detector!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

20. “Well, aside from sustaining massive internal injuries in a plane crash, and being chased by the army, the navy, and a troop of girl scouts, yeah, I'm, uh, just peachy.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

21. “I am the blister on the pinkie toe of crime!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

22. “Never send a bunny to do a duck's job.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

23. “Taurus Bulba! I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the surprise in your cereal box.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

24. “I am the surf wax on the surfboard of justice!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

25. “Surrender now evil-doer, or prepare to suck gas!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’, ‘Ocean’s Five’.

26. “The worst part of public transportation is the Public.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

27. “Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

28. “I am the frostbite on the toes of crime!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

29. “I am the pebble in the penny loafer of depravity!”

‒ ‘DuckTales 2017 Reboot’.

30. “I am the mighty Darkwing Duck, and I pity the poor fool who stands in my way!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

Quirky Darkwing Duck Quotes

Darkwing Duck quotes are often peculiarly good.

Darkwing can often be a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show and comes up with some extremely quirky phrases which cannot be compared to any other superhero. Here are some of them with Darkwing Duck's sense of humor.  

31. “I am the single career man all women want to date!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

32. “I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

33. “I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

34. “Oh great. Another pun-obsessed supervillain!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

35. “I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

36. “I am the onion that stings in your eyes!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

37. “The jig is up, you jaded, jug-headed, jack-in-the-box.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

38. “Darkwing Duck: We're going back in time, Launchpad.

Launchpad McQuack: Oh, boy. In time for what?”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

39. “I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

40. “Forget it, Gosalyn, you're too young to explode!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

41. “I am the jackal that gnaws at your bones!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

42. “Darkwing Duck: How stupid could I be?

Gosalyn Mallard: Does he really want us to answer that?

Darkwing Duck: Thank you for your support!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

43. “She doesn't want happiness, she wants me!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

44. “Hey! I'm supposed to be your little honeywumpus !”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

45. “Darkwing Duck: Fortunately, we have a psychological advantage.

Launchpad: Because we’re sane, and he’s not?

Darkwing: No, because Megavolt is afraid of me, I sent him to the electric chair.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

46. “I am the slug that slimes your Begonias!”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.

Darkwing Duck Quotes From Other Characters

Apart from Darkwing, there were many other fascinating characters in the show. The villains especially shine at times when they try to create catchphrases like Darkwing but in a more gruesome way.

47. “I'll make him sizzle like spit on a griddle!”

‒ Megavolt, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

48. “Hey! Who ate all the heads off the gingerbread men? I wanted to do that…”

‒ Herb Muddlefoot, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

49. “Now it's time to say goodbye... to all our company.”

‒ Negaduck, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

50. “Bushroot, if I let you go to my secret hideout, it wouldn't be a secret hideout anymore!”

‒ Negaduck, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

51. “I am the most fiendish terror that flaps in the darkest night. I am the skunk that pollutes your air. I am Negaduck.”

‒ Negaduck, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

52. “ I'll finally be rid of them meddling kids and their nosy dogs… Woops! Wrong cartoon.”

‒Megavolt, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

53. “Err... I am the terror that sings in the night…”.

‒ Launchpad, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

54. “This is the desert. A cruel oven where the sand is the baking dish and mystery is the casserole.”

‒ Gosalyn Mallard, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

55. “Blithering Blatherskite!”

‒ Gizmoduck, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

56. “It's just the kind of talk that drove me out of the toy business and into the loony thing!”

‒ Quakerjack, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

57. “Son of a broccoli! What have I done to myself?”

‒ Bushroot, ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

58. “In the Negaverse, there was never a Darkwing Duck to guard the city… or a Drake Mallard to be a father, so for you, Gosalyn...I'll stay.”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

59. “I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus! I am... the Swan Prince?”

‒ ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

60. “Nothing a little exorcism can't fix…”

‒ Gosalyn, ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

61. “At last, I have harnessed the awesome power of carpet static and those fools in the science club said it couldn't be done.”

‒ Megavolt, ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

62. “Don't call me Sparky, and I am relaxed! I am relaxed! Ah!”

‒ Megavolt, ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

63. “If nature wants to get in touch with me, it can send me a fax.”

‒ Gosalyn Mallard, ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

64. “I'll be back when you've reestablished your ego.”

‒ Gosalyn Mallard, ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

65. “C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! What are dese two trying to do, talk each other to death?”

‒ Steelbeak, ‘Darkwing Duck’.  

66. “Oh dear, that might be him now! How do I look? Am I pale enough? Are my cobwebs straight?”

‒ Morgana McCawbre, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

67. “He who fights and runs away gets to beat a long stretch in the state pen!”

‒ Mondo, the Mad Mask Misappropriator, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

68. “No no no no no no no no! I'm not a dinosaur! These are my real nose and glasses, honest!”

‒ Stegmutt, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

69. “Father! If you blow up my boyfriend I'll never speak to you again!”

‒ Morgana McCawbre, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

70. “I am not cute! Whoever heard of a cute supervillain?”

‒ Fluffy, ‘Darkwing Duck’.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Darkwing Duck' quotes then why not take a look at [Daria quotes], or ['Daredevil' quotes].

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