30 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Quotes From The Epically Funny Marvel Film

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'Guardians Of The Galaxy' is one of the funniest and wittiest movies out there.

This action-packed film has entertained Marvel fans, young and old alike. The story, the scenes, the dialogues and the acting, all are top-notch that will leave you hooked on a feeling.

The Guardians leave us with lessons on love, laughter, fun, family and friends as they fight against the forces of Ronan and Thanos to protect the galaxy. We've rounded up some of the most epic 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' quotes for the fandom. You’ll also find some 'Guardians Of The Galaxy 2' quotes in here to double your fun! Scroll your way through the madness of Star Lord quotes and Drax quotes and watch out for 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' quotes Peter Quill and Gamora. You can also check out Mantis 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' quotes and the Broker 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' quotes.

You may also check out 'Gravity' Falls quotes and 'Green Arrow' quotes.

Quotes By Rocket Raccoon

Rocket Raccoon, one of the central characters of the film deserves the audience’s attention. The sassy raccoon along with the most adorable tree named Groot, make an unparalleled team on screen. Rocket quotes including his squabbles with the Star Lord and Drax leaves no doubt on the raccoon being the smartest in the room. For the love of the Guardians, we’ve rounded up the ultimate Galaxy quotes of our favorite Rocket Raccoon!

1.  “Ain't no thing like me, except me!”

- Rocket Raccoon.

2. "Well, now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now."

- Rocket Raccoon.

3. “That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!”

- Rocket Raccoon.

4. “You just wanna suck the joy outta everything!”

- Rocket Raccoon.

5. “Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode.”

- Rocket Raccoon.

6. “Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot," exclusively in that order.”

- Rocket Raccoon.

7. Baby Groot: “I am Groot.”

Rocket: “No! No, that’s the button that will kill everyone!”

- 'Guardians Of The Galaxy'.

Quotes On Friendship And Family

Teach valuable lessons to your kids with some 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' quotes.

'Guardians Of The Galaxy' does not only teach a lesson on comic timing but on friendship and family as well. Whether it is the sibling bond of Gamora and Nebula or the everlasting friendship of Rocket and Groot, the Guardians are more than just a bunch of jackasses. Even Quill and Drax share a special bond amidst the casual brawling. Here are some of the memorable Galaxy quotes to teach your kids this season! Learn from Mantis and Yondu 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' quotes.

8. “You wanna get to him, you go through us! Or more accurately... We go through you!”

- Rocket Raccoon.

9. “It is pleasing once again to have...friends.”

- Drax The Destroyer.

10. “You will always be my sister.”

- Gamora, ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, Vol. 2.

11. “You don’t have to believe in yourself, because I believe in you.”

- Drax The Destroyer, ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, Vol. 2.

12. “When you're ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are.”

- Drax The Destroyer, ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, Vol. 2.

13. " I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right, I'm damn lucky you're my boy."

- Yondu,  ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, Vol. 2.

14.  “I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.”

- Gamora.

15. “I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders.”

- Drax The Destroyer.

16. “He May Have Been Your Father, Boy, But He Wasn't Your Daddy.”

- Yondu, ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, Vol. 2.

17. “You know it's a shame that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again. But I think he would be proud knowing that we're back as a team.”

- Stakar Ogord.

18. “I look around at us and you know what I see? Losers...I mean like, folks who have lost stuff.”

- Peter Quill/Star Lord.

19. “For once and not run away. I for one am not going to stand by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lives.”

- Peter Quill/Star Lord.

20. “You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister! You were all I had.”

- Nebula.

Fun 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Quotes

Quotes to share among your friends for an evening of fun.

The Guardians series takes the fun factor to the next level. Each character whether it is Peter Quill or Rocket Raccoon, Gamora or Drax have some hilarious conversations among themselves that will make you LOL! Here are some of the funniest quotes from 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' to relive the madness. In our favorite of 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' quotes Drax makes out the cut. But in the most epic 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' quotes Rocket surely leaves a mark.

21. "Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it!"

- Drax The Destroyer.

22. Peter Quill/Star Lord: “And I can use the light to build cool things, like how you made this whole planet?”

Ego: “It might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. But, yes!”

- 'Guardians Of The Galaxy'.

23. Drax the Destroyer: “I just saved Quill!”

Peter Quill/Star Lord: “We’ve already established that you destroying the ship that I am on is not saving  me.”

- 'Guardians Of The Galaxy'.

24. “Can we put the bickering on a hold until after we survive this massive space battle?”

- Gamora.

25. “She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!...You must be so embarrassed!”

- Drax The Destroyer, ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, Vol. 2.

26. “I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye.”

- Drax The Destroyer.

27.  Groot: “I am Groot.”

Peter Quill/Star Lord: “Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”

- 'Guardians Of The Galaxy'.

28. “What should we do next? Something good, something bad? Bit of both?”

- Peter Quill/Star Lord.

29. “I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your… your pelvic sorcery!”

-  Gamora Nebula.

30. Rocket Raccoon: “Why would you want to save the galaxy?”

Peter Quill/Star Lord: “Cause I'm one of the idiots that live in it.”

- 'Guardians Of The Galaxy'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' quotes, then why not take a look at Welcome To Night Vale quotes or Goofy quotes.



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