Christmas really is the most pun-derful time of the year.
Looking to broaden your jokes and puns in time for Christmas? Or perhaps you just love a good old funny Christmas joke?
Either way, we've got you sorted! Holiday season humour is sure to be a big hit amongst the family, so take a look at our 60 jokes below and see if you can get the family ho-ho-ho-ing! Whether you end up with a laugh or a groan, the hilarious (and occasionally cheesy) jokes and puns below are a great way to spread the Christmas cheer.
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Who doesn't like knock-knock jokes? We've rounded up our favourite jokes relating to Christmas and the holidays that will make yule laugh out loud!
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me!
Holly-days are here once again!
Wait... Why am I at the front door? I'm supposed to come down the chimney!
Coal me when Santa’s on his way.
Ivana go see Santa
Avery merry Christmas to you!
Noah any good Christmas jokes?
Doughnut open your present until Christmas day!
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!
Olive Christmas, what about you?
Snow time to be playing games!
Puns About Christmas
Whether you're planning to write out a funny Christmas card or just want to improve on your puns for Christmas, we've got plenty. From Santa puns to general Christmas puns, take a look below and see if you can get the family giggling!
13.If you're really lucky, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents this Christmas.
14.You'd better make sure you don't leave the fire burning all night on Christmas Eve, you don't want to wake up to a Krisp Kringle!
15.Oh deer, Christmas is really coming about quickly this year.
16.These funny Christmas puns really are tree-mendous!
17.I'm really pining for a Christmas tree to brighten up the place!
18.The North Pole creates all of its own goods. It's really elf-sufficient!
19.Did you hear about the elf that ran away? He's a real rebel without a Claus!
20.Christmas is the best time of the year to get up to snow good!
21.Have your elf a merry little Christmas...
22.Let's take a Christmas elf-ie!
23.One Chrismas tree ornament turned to the other and said, "I really like hanging with you"!
24.This Christmas, we're going to need plenty of hand santa-tizer!
25.Did you see that sheep? It's a real baa humbug!
26.Your decorations look tree-mendous.
27.Have snow fear, Christmas is here!
28.You deserve a round of santa-pplause!
29.I love you from your head all the way to your mistletoes!
30.Eggnog is really not all it's cracked up to be!
31.Santa has the final sleigh on which present you're getting.
32.How rude-olph of you!
Christmas Question And Answer Jokes
The hilarious Christmas question and answer jokes below will have you turning 'ho ho ho' into 'ha ha ha'! What better way to celebrate the jolliest time of year and make every day feel like Christmas than with some icicle-sharp humour?
33.What do you call someone who can't stop talking about last Christmas? Santa-mental!
34.What's the weather looking like for Christmas Eve? Rain, dear.
35.What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she saw this year's Christmas tree? You could Spruce it up a little!
36.What do Santa's little helpers love to eat for dinner in the North Pole? Elf-abet soup!
37.What is the best Christmas present to receive? A broken drum - you really can't beat it!
38.How does Santa keep all of his holiday season memories? On his North Pole-aroid!
39.What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck? A Christmas quacker.
40.What song does Beyonce sing at Christmas? Sleigh my name.
41.What is the best way to get drunk at Christmas? With Christmas spirits.
42.What happens when Santa gets stuck in the chimney? He gets claus-trophobic!
43.How does Christmas Day end? With the letter 'Y'!
44.What's a sheep's favourite Christmas song? Fleece Navidad.
45.When's the best time for Santa Claus to come? Any time, duh!
46.What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate clauses!
47.Do you know what your parent's favourite Christmas carol is? Silent night!
48.What should you give your parents at Christmas? A list of all the presents you want this year!
49.Why aren't turkeys hungry during the holidays? Because they're already stuffed.
50.How did the reindeer know it was going to rain? Because Rudolph the red-knows-rain, deer!
51.What does Santa do when the reindeer drive too fast? Hold on for deer life.
52.What does Santa say when he gets ill? Oh oh no.
53.What's the difference between the normal alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? Well, the Christmas alphabet has Noel!
54.Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? It soots him!
55.What dessert can you not trust at Christmas? Mince spies!
56.Why did the elf keep all of the Christmas presents? He was so elf-ish.
57.What did the dog name his Christmas song? Daschund through the snow.
58.Why do mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
59.What would happen if you ate all of the decorations on the Christmas tree? Tinsel-itis!
60.What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa Claus? A rebel without a Claus!
Rachel grew up in Switzerland and currently lives in north-west London. She is an avid reader, writer, and a real foodie and loves discovering new hotspots and trendy places to go in the city. She also enjoys planning days out for her family, she especially loves taking her little cousins swimming and to the park. When she has some free time she loves going to concerts, baking, or visiting her family at their home in Essex. She can sometimes be found travelling a bit further than Essex and loves meticulously planning and researching a trip before heading off to explore new places in Europe and further afield.