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60 Jim Halpert Quotes That All Fans Of The Office Will Love

Jim Halpert quotes are well-known.

Jim Halpert is the most loving character from the popular sitcom 'The Office'.

Jim Halpert played by the very talented John Krasinski has a personality type of ENTP. His goofiness and wit make him extremely likable.

Jim is smart and the perfect man and his quotes are extremely popular among fans. Check out these iconic Jim Halpert quotes. For more relatable content, check out Dwight Schrute quotes and [Jim and Pam quotes].

Best Jim Halpert Quotes

Jim Halpert quotes are the best.

Listed below are the most loved Jim Halpert quotes.

1. "Oh, young Jim. There's just so much I need to warn you about and yet, tragically, I cannot."

- Jim Halpert, 'Traveling Salesmen', Season Three, Episode 13.

2. "So I am about to do something very bold at this job that I've never done before. Try."

- Jim Halpert, 'Job Fair', Season Four, Episode 13.

3. "You could watch yourself fall in love, watch yourself become a husband, become a father. You guys gave that to me. And that’s…an amazing gift."

- Jim Halpert, 'Finale', Season Nine, Episode 23.

4. "My job is to speak to clients on the phone about… uh, quantities and type of copier paper."

- Jim Halpert, 'Piolet', Season One, Episode One.

5. "And then tomorrow, I can tell you… what a great boss, you turned out to be. The best boss I ever had."

- Jim Halpert, 'Goodbye Michael', Season Seven, Episode 21.

6. "Hey, Dwight, uh… send in the subs!"

- Jim Halpert, 'Company Picnic', Season Five, Episode 26.

7. "It’s always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience."

- Jim Halpert, 'Pool Party', Season Eight, Episode 12.

8. "What are you doing? Last time I saw you, you were whipping me out of the building."

- Jim Halpert, 'Dwight's Christmas', Season Nine, Episode Nine.

9. "My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up."

- Jim Halpert, 'E-Mail Surveillance', Season Two, Episode Nine.

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10. "One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew, every instinct, every rational calculation—love."

- Jim Halpert,'The Office', 'A.A.R.M.', Season Nine, Episode 23.

11. "That’s… great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so..."

- Jim Halpert, 'Booze Cruise', Season Two, Episode 11.

12. "To think that my gift for Pam will be used for that, it’s a little too much to handle."

- Jim Halpert, 'Christmas Party', Season Two, Episode Ten.

13. "Pam, I can now admit in front of my friends and family that I do know how to make a photo copy. Didn’t need your help that many times."

- Jim Halpert, 'Niagara', Season Six, Episode Four'.

14. "I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress a receptionist who will remain nameless."

- Jim Halpert, 'Threat Level Midnight', Season Seven, Episode 17.

15. "If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam’s favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry."

- Jim Halpert, 'Piolet', Season One, Episode One.

16. "I just missed my wife."

- Jim Halpert, 'Dwight's Christmas', Season Nine, Episode Nine.

17. "You just gotta do everything you can to get to the one woman who's gonna make all this worth it."

- Jim Halpert,'The Office', 'A.A.R.M', Season Nine, Episode 22/23.

18. "You know what? I would save the receptionist."

- Jim Halpert, 'Booze Cruise', Season Two, Episode 11.

19. "You look just as I imagined you would. Pam, you’re so pretty."

- Jim Halpert, 'Niagara', Season Six, Episode Four'.

Funny Jim Halpert Quotes

Jim has made us all laugh throughout the series and these quotes will make us relive the moments.

20. "Look I'm at the supermarket and they only have numbered candles. How old is she?"

- Jim Halpert, ‘Lecture Circuit’, Season Five, Episode 16.

21. "I mean, I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans."

- Jim Halpert, 'Branch Closing', Season Three, Episode Seven.

22.  "I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day. So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna. …I don’t think any of them actually know my real name."

- Jim Halpert, 'Gay Witch Hunt', Season Three, Episode One.

23.  "And I know for over 12 years I’ve done nothing but trick and prank him but tonight…only good surprises. 'Guten Pranken'."

- Jim Halpert, 'Finale', Season Nine, Episode 23.

24. "Having a baby is as exhausting as they say it is. Having two babies that’s just mean."

- Jim Halpert, 'New Leads', Season Six, Episode 18.

25. "I don’t mean to brag, but New Year’s Eve, I was home by nine."

- Jim Halpert, 'Pool Party', Season Eight, Episode 12.

26. "So this is my life. Until I win the lottery [laughs]. Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books."

- Jim Halpert, 'The Inner Circle', Season Seven, Episode 22.

27. "And… I’m boring myself just talking about this."

- Jim Halpert, 'Piolet', Season One, Episode One.

28. "Look, you haven’t dealt with him in awhile, all right. He’s like super Dwight. It’s like he’s been bitten by a radioactive Dwight..."

- Jim Halpert, 'Last Day In Florida', Season Eight, Episode 18.

29. "Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee. So, the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won't notice?"

- Jim Halpert, 'Costume Contest', Season Seven, Episode Six.

Iconic Jim Halpert Quotes

Listed below are some unforgettable quotes from Jim Halpert.  

30. "I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win."

- Jim Halpert, 'Traveling Salesmen', Season Three, Episode 13.

31. "I sold paper at this company for 12 years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper."

- Jim Halpert, 'Finale', Season Nine, Episode 23.

32. "Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know… I have no future here."

- Jim Halpert, 'Casino Night', Season Two, Episode 22.

33. "And if history tells us anything, it’s that you can’t go wrong buying a house you can’t afford."

- Jim Halpert, 'Customer Loyalty', Season Nine, Episode 12.

34. "It’s my favorite part of Christmas. The authority."

- Jim Halpert, 'Dwight's Christmas', Season Nine, Episode Nine.

35. "The minister just told me that it’s tradition for the Bestish Mensch to be older than the groom."

- Jim Halpert, 'Finale', Season Nine, Episode 23.

36. "I can’t say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure that it is certainly not more flammable."

- Jim Halpert, 'Gay Witch Hunt', Season Three, Episode One.

37. "I've never really been a costume guy. Even when I was a kid, it just felt like something I was too old for."

- Jim Halpert, 'Costume Contest', Season Seven, Episode Six.

38. "You’re looking at the master of leaving parties early."

- Jim Halpert, 'Pool Party', Season Eight, Episode 12.

39. "You know what I think we should do? I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow. At lunch."

- Jim Halpert, 'Goodbye Michael', Season Seven, Episode 21.

Famous Jim Halpert Quotes

Check out these well-known Jim Halpert quotes.

40. "Okay. So far, our ideal party consists of: beer, fights to the death, cupcakes, blood pudding, blood, touch football, mating, charades, and yes, horse hunting."

- Jim Halpert, ‘Lecture Circuit’, Season Five, Episode 17.

41. "Even if I didn’t love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job. This stupid…wonderful…boring…amazing job."

- Jim Halpert, 'Finale', Season Nine, Episode 23.

42. "And I bet you don't think I care enough about this job to actually fight back, but you're wrong, because I do, and I will."

- Jim Halpert, 'Goodbye, Toby', Season Four, Episode 18/19.

43. "I think it’s time for you to bury the hatchet."

- Jim Halpert, 'Finale', Season Nine, Episode 23.

44. "By 2:00, Dwight will choose himself to be assistant to his own assistant, me."

- Jim Halpert,'The Office', 'A.A.R.M', Season Nine, Episode 22/23.

45. "Best prank ever."

- Jim Halpert, 'Finale', Season Nine, Episode 23.

46. "It's true, I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael. So, three ingredients for a great party."

- Jim Halpert, 'E-Mail Surveillance', Season Two, Episode Nine.

47. "Michael: Why am I so sad? Am I doing the wrong thing?

Jim: Absolutely not."

- 'Goodbye Michael', Season Seven, Episode 21.

48. "Imagine going back and watching a tape of your life. You could see yourself change and make mistakes…and grow up."

- Jim Halpert, 'Finale', Season Nine, Episode 23.

Jim Halpert Prank Quotes

Jim Halpert quotes are interesting.

Listed below are some quotes from the prank star of Dunder Mifflin.

49. "Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

- Jim Halpert, 'Product Recall', Season Three, Episode 21.

50. "Dwight, at 8 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight."

- Jim Halpert, 'Branch Closing', Season Three, Episode Seven.

51. "Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that's how I spent my entire day that day."

- Jim Halpert, 'Conflict Resolution', Season Two, Episode 21.

52. "I think I’m a little too busy these days to... Oh, my God. I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail."

- Jim Halpert, 'Customer Loyalty', Season Nine, Episode 12.

53. "You look cute today, Dwight."

- Jim Halpert, 'Drug Testing', Season Two, Episode 20.

54. "Happy holidays Dwight, but do not open it till Christmas."

- Jim Halpert, 'Moroccan Christmas', Season Five, Episode Ten.

55. "There is one condition, Michael...You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly."

- Jim Halpert, 'Customer Survey', Season Five, Episode Six.

56. "Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Uh, four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that's a grand total of...eleven dollars."

- Jim Halpert, 'Product Recall', Season Three, Episode 21.

57. "Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind."

- Jim Halpert, 'Casino Night', Season Two, Episode 22.

58.  "I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but, before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery, so, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future."

- Jim Halpert, 'Branch Closing', Season Three, Episode Seven.

59. "That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just... took 'em all out."

- Jim Halpert, 'Conflict Resolution', Season Two, Episode 21.

60. "Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor."

- Jim Halpert, 'The Coup', Season Three, Episode Three.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Jim Halpert quotes then why not take a look at 'The Office' love quotes, or Michael Scott quotes.

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