45 Johnny Bravo Quotes From The Hilarious Animated TV Show

Cartoon series with 'Johnny Bravo' characters quotes is fun

'Johnny Bravo' was an animated Cartoon Network sitcom created by Van Partible in 1995.

Johnny Bravo was the protagonist of this comedy series and was highly associated with the famous Elvis Presley. He was known for getting himself into the strangest of situations and was the perfect example of how men should not talk to women as they might get beaten up for inappropriate language.

Ever wondered Johnny Bravo's age? Though Johnny Bravo is often seen trying to impress women with fancy pick-up lines, he usually tends to exhibit childish characteristics. Although he doesn't have a job and is shown taking karate classes with the kids, his mother sends him a Christmas card, and he is considered to be a 20-year-old adult. A popular Johnny Bravo catchphrase, "I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!" also hints towards his slightly self-indulgent nature as a cartoon character. The series was the second of the network's cartoons and it ended its run in 2004 after four seasons full of adult humor and pop that lasted throughout its run.

If you loved much of 'Johnny Bravo' and the wanna-be protagonist of this cartoon network series then you will surely like the following list of quotes from Johnny Bravo.

For more cartoons and quotes you can check, ['The Simpsons' quotes] and ['Bob's Burgers' quotes].

Most Popular 'Johnny Bravo' Funny Quotes

Johnny Bravo quotes are funny.

This quote-list by Jonny Bravo will let you think about his best work on the network in your free time or while munching on a pizza at home too.

1. "Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter 'D'..."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

2. "Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burglar?"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

3. "No Mama! I'm too old for the tiny pants!!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

4. "Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

5. "Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

6. "What do you think, Rubber Ducky? 'Quack, quack!' Precisely what I had in mind!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

7. "Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

8. "Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

9. "You know, that just might be crazy enough to work."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

10. "Get out of my chair and make me some coffee with eight sugars, then throw it out and make it again cause it's still not sweet enough!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

Cartoon Network Famous 'Johnny Bravo' Quotes

'90s kid with the network will know this name and must have seen the series at least once. This famous quote-list will help you see through the 90s best adult comedy by Van Partible.

11. "I'm Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

12. "Man, I'm Pretty!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

13. "Mister, I don't think you realize who you're talking to. I'm Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

14. "Don't touch the hair."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

15. "Wait, who's that handsome guy?... Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's only me!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

16. "Enough about you, let's talk about me, Johnny Bravo."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

17. "But enough about me... Let's talk about me. What do you think of me?"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

18. "Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

19. "Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

20. "Every time I try to fight the power the man slaps me down."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

21. "Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

22. "Pops? It's me, Johnny! I couldn't find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

23. "But these letters! If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And whoever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

24. "Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshiped as a god."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

25. "Hey there smart momma, typin' recipes?"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

26. "It's a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

27. "You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

Quotes By Different Characters From 'Johnny Bravo'

Be it pops or mama or any girl that Johnny Bravo liked, every person on the show might have a line to remember. Check this list for such quotes.

28. "Judge Trudy: All right, Mr. Bravo, how do you plead?

Johnny Bravo: Like this - Please, oh, plea-ease!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

29. "Mama: Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth?

Johnny Bravo: Yes, Momma. I've been brushing every day with this baking soda and peroxide.

Mama: Johnny, this isn't baking soda and peroxide, it's cane sugar and molasses.

Johnny Bravo: "To-may-to, To-mah-to."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

30. "Prison Warden: What we have here is a failure to communicate!

Johnny Bravo: Huh? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

31. "Gorgeous woman: What kind of idiot are you?

Johnny Bravo: I don't know, what kinds are there?"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

32. "Johnny, are you warping time and space again?"

- Momma, 'Johnny Bravo'.

33. "Carl Chryniszzswics: Let's take this blue road.

Johnny Bravo: That's a river.

Carl Chryniszzswics: It'll be scenic."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

34. "Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness."

- Pops, 'Johnny Bravo'.

35. "Judge Trudy: Mr. Bravo! Do you have anything to say in your defense?

Johnny Bravo: I sweat a lot, but my breath is minty fresh."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

36. "Lois: My name is Lois - a mistress of the night.

Johnny Bravo: My name is Johnny - a Mister of the Universe. A popular girl like you is going to need some wooing."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

37. "Are you familiar with the saying that any man who defends himself has a fool for a client?"

- Judge Trudy, 'Johnny Bravo'.

38. "Plumber: Shoot, There's your problem, Mrs. Bravo; A German Shepherd in the plumbing.

Bunny Bravo: Well, That's a relief. Last time it was a man."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

39. "Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!"

- Pops.

'Johnny Bravo' Quotes By Little Suzy

Little Suzy brings in much beauty as she is important enough for Johnny too. Take a look at these quotes that you can remember from this pretty girl.

40. "Suzy: Why are you so afraid, Johnny?

Johnny Bravo: Well, I-I'm afraid to love, so when people try to get close, I push them away, and... Talking doll!

Suzy: Dolls sometimes help us say things we can't say ourselves."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

41. "Suzy: Shut up! Mrs. Bravo, Johnny won't cooperate!"

Johnny Bravo: Hey! 16th place! That's not bad!

Suzy: There were only 12 contestants."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

42. "I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record."

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

43. "Johnny Bravo: I need to find a way to lose weight fast.

Suzy: You and fifty-eight percent of America!"

- 'Johnny Bravo'.

Quirky Johnny Bravo Compliments

Johnny's Danish chicks and cream soda quote  makes a person cringe

Compliments by Johnny Bravo are mostly about looks, being pretty but in the best and quirky way possible that will make you go all 'Mama-mia'. These few sayings below will let you confirm it for yourself.

44. "I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you..."

- Johnny Bravo.

45. "You look pretty...I look pretty...why don't we go home and stare at each other?"

- Johnny Bravo.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Johnny Bravo Quotes, then why not take a look at Tina Belcher quotes, or Homer Simpson quotes?


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