35+ Megamind Quotes From The Hilarious Animated Movie

Megamind quotes from the movie are some of the best quotes.

'Megamind' is one of the most brilliant computer-animated movies, a superhero-comedy directed by Tom McGrath starring famous actors in the 'Megamind' cast like Johan Hill, Tina Fey, and Will Ferrel acting as the voice of Megamind.

It is centered on the story of a blue, super-intelligent, supervillain named Megamind whose sole wish is to defeat the famous superhero Metro Man of Metro City. When he eventually succeeds, he realizes that he has no purpose in being a villain, his plan to create a new superhero fails and he along with his love interest Roxanne set out to save the day.

'Megamind' has some amazing quotes. Here is a list of some of the most memorable and hilarious quotes from this beloved animated movie.

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The Best 'Megamind' Quotes

'Megamind' quotes from the movie are loveable.

If you are looking for some of the most adorable quotes from the movie 'Megamind', you will love this list of the best and cute 'Megamind' quotes.

1. "Megamind: Well, I happened to be speed-walking nearby when I got your call.

Roxanne Ritchi: In a suit?

Megamind: Uh, yes! It's called, 'formal speed-walking!'"


2. "Create a hero? Why would you do that?"

-Minion, 'Megamind'.

3. "Aahh, I tell you Minion, there's no place like evil lair."

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

4. "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train, sir!"

-Minion, 'Megamind'.

5. " I have to admit Being good has its perks"

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

6. "Oh!, My big giant blue head!"

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

7. "I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby. Okay, that sounded a little weird."

-Hal, 'Megamind'.

8. "Megamind : You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi! I'm afraid no one can hear you! Uh, why isn't she screaming?

Minion : Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind...

Megamind : Like this! Well, that's a poor lady scream...Aaaahhhh!

Roxanne Ritchi : That's a little better."


9. "Roxanne!! Your hair!! It looks exciting!!"

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

10. "Roxanne: Uh, could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?

Megamind: You of all people know we discontinued that promotion."


Memorable Megamind Quotes

Here's a list of some of the most unforgettable quotes from the iconic animated movie 'Megamind'.

11. "I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl."

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

12. "I was destined to be a supervillain, and we were destined to be rivals! The die was cast! And so began an epic enduring lifelong career... and I loved it! Our battles quickly got more elaborate. He would win some, I would almost win others! He took the name: 'Metro Man', defender of 'Metrawcity'. I decided to pick something a little more humble: 'Megamind'! Incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!"

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

13. "Roxanne: What's the plan?

Megamind: Well, it mostly involves Not dying!

Roxanne: I like that plan!"


14. "Megamind: "You will leave Metro City, or this will be the last you ever see of: Roxanne Ritchi!"

Metro Man: "Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxie, I'm on my way."

Roxanne: "Yeah, I'm not panicking."


15. "Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this? Well, my end starts at the beginning... The very beginning!"

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

17. "Metro Man: Revenge is a dish best serve cold!

Megamind: Well it can easily re-heated... In the Microwave of Evil!"


18. "And I love you, random citizen!"

-Metro Man, 'Megamind'.

19. "I'm your space stepmom!"

-Minion, 'Megamind'.

20. "I may not know much but I do know this the bad guy doesn't get the girl."

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

'Megamind' Funny Quotes

You will love Megamind quotes if you're a fan of this movie.

Here is a list of some of the most hilarious Megamind quotes from the animated movie.

21. "Roxanne Ritchi: We're at the abandoned observatory!

Megamind: Nooo! We're Not! Don't listen to her, she's crazy!"


22. "Oh, no! Looks like you’re going to miss it, by several thousand years."

-Warden, 'Megamind'.

23. "Well use the forget-me-stick."

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

24. "Hal : Wow. Okay, the stuff they make you read on air, that's un-freaking-believable! It's crazy!

Roxanne Ritchi : I wrote that piece myself, Hal!"


25. "Ugh. Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?"

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

26. "What I was trying to say was, I can't believe that in our modern society, they let, like, actual art get onto the news."

-Hal, 'Megamind'.

27. "I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets. What's the point of being bad when there's no good to try and stop you? I had so many evil plans in the works - the illiteracy beam, typhoon cheese, robo-sheep... Battles we will now never have. So it's good to have this time now... You know, before I destroy the whole place. It's nothing personal, just brings back too many painful memories."

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

28. "I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that? Clearly, it was time to move on."

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

29. "Megamind : You dare challenge Megamind?

Titan : This town isn't big enough for two super-villains!

Megamind : Oh, you're a villain, alright! Just not a super one!

Titan : Oh, yeah? What's the difference?

Megamind : Presentation!"


30. "I'm in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy."

-Metro Man, 'Megamind'.

31. "Uh... Uh, yes, the spyiiiiiider. Even the smallest bite from... 'arachnis deathicus'... will instantly paralyze..."

- Megamind, 'Megamind'.

32. "I'm going to give somehow, I don't know yet, Metro Man's powers."

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

33. "Any chance you could give me the time? I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man Museum."

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

34. "Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with you behind bars!

Megamind: Oh, I'm shaking in my custom, baby seal leather boots! You will leave Metrocity! Or this will be the last you ever hear of... Roxanne Ritchi!"


35. "That was the day I met Mr. Goody Two-Shoes..."

-Megamind, 'Megamind'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Megamind' quotes then why not take a look at Kung Fu Panda quotes and Trolls quotes.


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