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Who doesn't love a list of animal jokes you can really get your claws into?
After all, fantastic funnies are good for the mole. We didn't need to dig deep to find a mole-titude of amazing mole puns and jokes about moles.
Funny Mole Puns And One Liners
Power through with a bit of molar energy and a set of jokes that open up a mole new world.
1.I don’t think people should tell mole jokes. They are mole-itically incorrect.
2.I knew a spy mole who turned double agent. He was a mole mole.
3.I went to a really posh, underground party but didn’t enjoy it. It was a bit too showy and mole-aborate for me.
4.A mole has just won the lottery. She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.
5.I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind. They broke the moled when they made him.
6.My garden has been totally destroyed by moles. It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
7.Moles over dramatise everything. They make mountains out of mole hills.
8.I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today. I’ve no idea how he got up there.
The Best 'What Do You Get If You Cross A Mole' Jokes For Kids
Our favourite, funny, furry friends love a good mole-aboration.
9.What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music? A mole-ody.
10.What do you get if you cross a mole with a gadget used to change the TV channel? A re-mole control.
11.What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance? A ther-mole reaction.
12.What do you get if you cross a mole with a decoration that hangs from the ceiling? A mole-bile.
13.What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect? A mole-squito.
14.What do you get if you cross a mole with face cream? Oil of Mole-ay.
15.What do you get if you cross a mole with a painkiller? Paraceta-mole.
16.What do you get if you cross a mole with an avocado? Guacamole.
17.What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone? A mole-bil telephone.
18.What do you get if you cross a mole with a popular board game? Mole-opoly.
19.What do you get if you cross a mole with a famous fizzy drink? Coca-mole-a.
20.What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination? A shopping mole.
21.What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads? A steam-mole-r.
22.What do you get if you cross a mole with a Native American tribe? A Mole-hawk.
23.What do you get if you cross a mole with a humped animal? A ca-mole.
24.What do you get if you cross a mole with an angry dog? A mole-ious animal.
Even More Mole Jokes
They might not be able to see very well, but moles have a great sense of humour.
25.What did one mole say to the other mole after they had one the quarter-finals of a football tournament? Semi-fi-moles next!
26.What did the generous mole say when uninvited friends crashed her party? The mole the merrier.
27.What kind of test do moles like best? Ones with mole-tiple choice answers.
28.What do you call a miserable mole? Dis-mole.
29.What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia? A mole-ector.
30.How do moles get in touch with their friends? By e-mole.
31.How do you stop a mole from digging? Take his shovel away.
32.Why was the mole’s rental fee so costly? Because he burrowed and never returned.
33.Why do moles eat so much? Because they are mole-nourished.
34.What are moles made of? Mole-cules.
35.What TV show do moles like best? Molerose place.
36.Where do famous moles live? Beverly Holes.
37.What type of music do moles love? Mole-town.
38.Why did the mole say when she joined NASA? I want to explore the molar system.
Just For Chemistry Students: Mole Day Jokes And Avogadro's Number
Reminding us just how much moles matter, Mole Day is celebrated every 23 October in honour of the most famous mole of all; Avogadro's number.
39.What did Avogadro teach his students in math class? Mole-tiplication.
40.Who was Avogadro’s favourite composer? Moles-art.
41.What did one mole say to the other mole? We have great chemistry together.
42.Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford? She is his favourite super-mole-dle.
43.What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate? Marsh-mole-ows.
44.What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer? Water-mole-ns.
45.What is Avogadro's favourite day? Mole-day.
46.What do call Avogadro's number of donkeys? Molasses.
47.What is Avogadro's favourite arcade game? Whack-a-mole.
48.What is Avogadro favourite food? Guacamole.
49.What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and is perfect for breakfast? Avogadro toast.
50.What is Avogadro favourite type of music? Rock 'n' mole.
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