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35+ Ralph Wiggum Quotes From Lisa Simpson's Classmate

Ralph Wiggum quotations are hilarious.

Ralph Wiggum is one of the children characters in the hit animated TV show 'The Simpsons'.

Ralph is one of the students in Lisa Simpson's class in Springfield Elementary High School. He is the son of Chief Wiggum and his wife Sarah Wiggum.

Ralph is one of the funniest characters in 'The Simpsons'. He is a simple, well-meaning boy who people think has some form of developmental or psychiatric disorder. He is famous in the show for his often bizarre behavior and his sudden remarks. As compared to Bart Simpson's mischievous nature or Lisa Simpson's smartness, Ralph definitely stands out due to his odd behavior. However, he is also the most innocent student in the class and often drives everyone crazy with his actions. Even the 'Simpsons' co-creator Matt Groenig has claimed that Ralph is one of his favorite characters. So keep reading the article to find some of the funniest quotations from Ralph Wiggum.

If you liked this article about Ralph Wiggum quotations, then also check out the articles with Mr. Burns quotes and Homer Simpson quotes.

Best Of Ralph Wiggum Quotes

Ralph Wiggum quotations are funny.

Ralph Wiggum is undoubtedly a funny character from the show. Whether he is talking to Bart Simpson, Principal Skinner or his daddy Chief Wiggum, any quote by him will make anyone laugh out loud. Therefore, there is no doubt as to why Ralph from 'The Simpsons' is one of the best characters in the show. This subcategory has well-known Ralph Wiggum quotations including his aspirations of what he wants to be once he grows up.

1. "It tastes like…burning."

- Ralph Wiggum.

2. "Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad."

- Ralph Wiggum.

3. "And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey."

- Ralph Wiggum.

4. "Look Big Daddy, it's regular Daddy."

- Ralph Wiggum.

5. "When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar!"

- Ralph Wiggum.

6. "My cat’s breath smells like cat food."

- Ralph Wiggum.

7. "That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."

- Ralph Wiggum.

8. "All of my friends have birthdays this year!"

- Ralph Wiggum.

9. "I drink blue juice from under the sink!"

- Ralph Wiggum.

Smart Ralph Wiggum Sayings

Ralph Wiggum quotes are smart.

Ralph has many friends in the school including Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson. He may drive his teacher Miss Hoover, and even Principal Skinner, over the wall with his funny antics but he still cares about everyone around him and makes them laugh. He also loves his daddy and mommy a lot. This subcategory has Ralph Wiggum quotations including Ralph smart quotes which are very popular.

10. "And the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy, and that's why it was the best summer ever."

- Ralph Wiggum.

11. "I'm a Star Wars."

- Ralph Wiggum.

12. "My grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box."

- Ralph Wiggum.

13. "Wait, mister. You're drinking a candle. You don't want wax in your mouth, do you?"

- Ralph Wiggum.

14. "This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."

- Ralph Wiggum.

15. "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers, I'm learneding."

- Ralph Wiggum.

16. "I’m wearing a bathrobe, and I’m not even sick."

- Ralph Wiggum.

17. "Do alligators alligate?"

- Ralph Wiggum.

Funniest Ralph Wiggum Quotes

Any quote by Ralph Wiggum is bound to be hilarious and funny. He might be talking to his friends or his daddy, or Principal Skinner, but every quote from him is funny. He might be talking about his pants getting wet or his sleep or an imaginary leprechaun! His actions make the audience laugh out loud. This subcategory has some of the most hilarious Ralph Wiggum quotations.

18. "Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders."

- Ralph Wiggum.

19. "In 50 years, the vacuum cleaner will be quiet and not scary."

- Ralph Wiggum.

20. "Was President Lincoln okay?"

- Ralph Wiggum.

21. "I wanna go back in mommy!"

- Ralph Wiggum.

22. "Me fail English...That's unpossible."

- Ralph Wiggum.

23. "If mommy's purse didn't belong in the microwave, why did it fit?"

- Ralph Wiggum.

24. "I'm in danger."

- Ralph Wiggum.

25. "Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."

- Ralph Wiggum.

26. "Fireworks make my ears yell!"

- Ralph Wiggum.

27. "I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers."

- Ralph Wiggum.

Famous Ralph Wiggum Quotes

Ralph Wiggum has many memorable quotations from the TV show 'Simpsons'. He has even become a meme due to a picture of him sitting alone in a bus and chuckling to himself about being in danger. The meme has been shared and circulated on social media and Ralph has become one of the most recognizable faces from the show. His dialogues with Principal Skinner, or his dialogues about his pants getting wet or seeing a leprechaun who asks him to burn things, have all become iconic scenes from the show. This subcategory has some of the most legendary quotations by Wiggum from the show.

28. "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

- Ralph Wiggum.

29. "Why do people run away from me?"

- Ralph Wiggum.

30. "Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I was invited. Yay! My turn is over!"

- Ralph Wiggum.

31. "My daddy's gonna put you in jail."

- Ralph Wiggum.

32. "Clouds are God's sneezes!"

- Ralph Wiggum.

33. "Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to wet my pants."

- Ralph Wiggum.

34. "Candles taste like burning."

- Ralph Wiggum.

35. "Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here's a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph."

- Ralph Wiggum.

36. "And when the doctor said I didn’t have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

- Ralph Wiggum.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Ralph Wiggum quotes, then why not take a look at Ned Flanders quotes or 'The Simpsons' quotes.

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