30+ 'Smokey And The Bandit' Quotes For Teen Movie Buffs

'Smokey And The Bandit' was a comedy movie.

'Smokey And The Bandit' was a film released on 27 May 1977.

Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jerry Reed, and Jackie Gleason star in 'Smokey And The Bandit' directed by Hal Needham. This was Hal Needham's directorial debut in the industry as a stuntman and it was the second highest-grossing film of 1977.

The film revolves around Coors beers being illegally transported by the Bandit (Burt Reynolds) from Texas to Georgia and the eventful journey leading to the rise of comedy on the way.  If you are a fan of the acid rock singer named Robert Crumly, then read on! To refresh the '70s teen inside you do check the quote-list below for some 'Smokey And The Bandit' CB quotes as well as Jackie Gleason quotes, 'Smokey And The Bandit' snowman quotes, and the other characters too.

For more, do check [Buford T Justice quotes] and ['Thelma and Louise' quotes].

Hilarious Quotes From 'Smokey And The Bandit'

Burt Reynolds and Jackie Gleason pair is absolute fun.

Though 'Smokey And The Bandit' had some harsh stuff most of the dialogues had hilarious connotations to them. Here are a few quotes from the famous 'Smokey And The Bandit' to crack-you up right away.

1. "Oh, I forgot to tell 'ya. I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal booze!"

- Bandit, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

2. "Bandit: What do you think they do for excitement in this town?

Cledus Snow: Probably sit around and watch the cars rust."

- 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

3. "Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry."

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

4. "I find it hard to look at you, Waynette. With all those curlers in your hair, you look like you're tryin' to pick up a radio station in Savannah."

- Bandit, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

5. "Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?"

- Junior, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

6. "I think I'm in love with your belt buckle."

- Carrie, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

7. "When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are."

- Bandit, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

8. "I don't think my dog bit you, mister. 'Cause Fred definitely don't like grease!"

- Cledus Snow, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

9. "She insulted my town! She insulted my son! She insulted my authority! And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts going around with those show-folk..."

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

10. "Son, you reckon you can let me off at the next exit?"

- Bandit, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

11. "Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Apprehend that horse... for reckless driving!

Junior: But Daddy...  

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Do what I tell you!"

- 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

'Smokey And The Bandit' Quotes By Burt Reynolds And Jackie Gleason

'Smokey And The Bandit' duo of Burt and Jackie made the film a fun adventure to relish in. These quotes will give you some strong couple goals for your partner in crime.

12. "Well, thank you Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued... Where are you...?"

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

13. "Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that."

- Bandit, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

14. "Bandit: You chasin' somebody Sheriff? Somebody chasin' you?

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Nobody's chasin' me, boy!"

- 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

15. "You must be in a hell of a hurry, huh, Sheriff?"

- Bandit, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

16. "Nobody and I mean, nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

17. "I'm right down at the bottom of the hill, Sheriff. I'm about six-foot-eight, in a cowboy outfit, got a little pygmy standing right beside me dressed just like me. You can't miss me. 10-4."

- Bandit, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

Funny 'Smokey And The Bandit' Quotes By Different Characters

Being cool like Burt Reynolds the Bandit.

Laughing is the best medicine. These fun quotes from 'Smokey And The Bandit' will make you want to share them with your family and friends.

18. "Little Enos: I think you're just a little bit scared.

Bandit: That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?

Little Enos: Your momma is so ugly..."

- 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

19. "Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: The damn Germans got nothin' to do with it..."

- 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

20. "Big Enos: You see son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.

Little Enos: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, daddy."

- 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

21. " I saw that! You did that on purpose! You're goin' away till you're gray! I got the evidence! Put the evidence in the car."

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

22. "Carrie: You have a great profile.

Bandit: Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side.

Carrie: Well, at least we agree on something.

Bandit: Yeah. We both like half of my face."

- 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

23. "Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where's Sheriff Branford?

Branford: I am Sheriff Branford.

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Ooh, hee hee, for some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio."

- 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

24. "Bandit: Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.

Little Enos: It ain't never been done before."

- 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

Famous 'Smokey And The Bandit' Quotes To Share

Burt Reynolds and other characters' most popular quotes below will make you want to re-watch the '70s hit again.

25. "That's an attention-getter."

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

26. "For the good old American life: for the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money."

- Bandit, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

27. "I'm not givin' up! I'm not givin' up!"

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

28. "Besides, I can't go with you. I got to go to Conyers in the morning and pick up a load of manure."

- Cledus Snow, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

29. "What the hell is the world coming to?"

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

30. "Deputy Sheriff: Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock!

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: You couldn't close an umbrella."

- 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

31. "What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

32. "I happen to be Buford T. Justice, a distinguished officer of over thirty years seniority... I am telling you for the last time, I have my son in the car, and I don’t want to hear that kind of language."

- Sheriff Buford T. Justice, 'Smokey And The Bandit'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Smokey And The Bandit' quotes then why not take a look at 'The Good The Bad And The Ugly' quotes, or 'True Romance' quotes?


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