20+ Stanley Hudson Quotes For All Sassy Office Fans

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Stanley Hudson is a fictional salesman character in the American comedy sitcom 'The Office.'

The character of Stanley Hudson was etched by Greg Daniels and played by Leslie David Baker. The plot revolves around a fictional corporate branch office of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Pennsylvania.

Usually, we see actors performing comedy acts to impress and engage the audience, but 'The Office' is different. In fact, every character looks real and generates quite good laughs. The ensemble cast brings their own humorous skills to the series.

Stanely Hudson works with the company's sales department. He is seen divorced from his first wife and get's married to Teri, his second wife. Hudson has a daughter from his first marriage who is in eighth grade in a catholic school.

'The Office', though it received mixed reviews in the first few episodes, its plot became thicker and funnier with the later episodes and seasons. It had a grand nine seasons lasting for eight straight years. Steve Carell, Jenna Fischer, Rainn Wilson, B. J. Novak and John Krasinski were part of the original cast. However, the later seasons brought in many other actors who contributed significantly to its success.

Stanley Hudson is one of the best characters, who occupied a special place in many viewers' hearts. Through his characterization, the writer wanted to convey that all people working in the office are the same and no one person is better than another. It is all about a group of people working towards a common objective of selling Dunder Mifflin Paper Products.

Here we bring a compilation of Stanley Hudson quotes that will make you want to watch the series again. If you are looking for more favorite quotes from 'The Office' characters, you may want to check our work on [Michael Scott quotes] and [Dwight Schrute quotes].

Best Stanley Hudson Quotes

Funny Stanley Hudson Quotes from The Office

Stanley Hudson is a fictional character in 'The Office' played by  Leslie David Baker, an American actor. He is one of the funniest characters from 'The Office'. Here we bring some funny Stanely Hudson quotes for you!

1."You are a professional idiot."  

-Stanley Hudson.

2."I know Santa ain’t black. I could care less."

-Stanley Hudson.

3."Are you out of your dang little pea-sized mind?"

-Stanley Hudson.

4."Newsflash: You Are Not Special."  

-Stanley Hudson.

5."Why don't you mind your business."    

-Stanley Hudson.  

6."If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die."

-Stanley Hudson.

Stanley Hudson Quotes On Life And Other Things

Stanley Hudson is seen as a disgruntled and lazy employee. He often solves crossword puzzles even during office hours and meetings. His personal life could be an influence on the way he behaves. Here are a few quotes from Stanley Hudson on life, happiness, and dream.

7. "Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse."

-Stanley Hudson.

8."I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for...that is the life."

-Stanley Hudson.

9."Florida Stanley smiles, Florida Stanley is happy to go to work, Florida Stanley is who you want on your Florida team."

-Stanley Hudson.

10."Boy have you lost your mind, cause I'll help you find it."

-Stanley Hudson.

11."Yes, I have a dream, and it’s not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there’s a button that I can press, and launch that lighthouse into space."

-Stanley Hudson.

12."I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They're always complaining."

-Stanley Hudson.

13."I’ve got a golden-ticket idea. Why don’t you skip on up to the roof and jump off?"

-Stanley Hudson.

14."It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong, and if you don’t like it, you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I’ll say it to my next one, too."

-Stanley Hudson.

Stanley Hudson Quotes - Pretzel Day

Pretzel Day Quotes from The Office

National Pretzel Day is usually celebrated on 26 April. However, the Pretzel Day mentioned in 'The Office' refers to a different event organized by Scranton Business Park owner, Billy Merchant. On this day, a man comes to the business park with pretzels and different types of toppings. He is seen offering complimentary pretzels to all the office goers who stand in the long line to grab one. Stanley Hudson seems to absolutely love this day. Here are a few Pretzel Day quotes and food-related quotes from Stanley Hudson.

15."I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day."

-Stanley Hudson.

16."364 days... 'til the next Pretzel Day."

-Stanley Hudson.

17."I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today."

-Stanley Hudson.

Stanley Hudson Quotes About Work

Stanley Hudson, who is seen as a dissatisfied employee, keeps working with Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. He is often seen having a tiff with Michael Scott, his manager played by Steve Carell. Here are a few Stanely Hudson quotes from his work.

18."I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on."

-Stanley Hudson.

19."If I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die."

-Stanley Hudson.

20."It’s all about taking points away from Dwight."

-Stanley Hudson.

21."I’ll slap you in the face with a rainbow."

-Stanley Hudson.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Stanley Hudson quotes then why not take a look at 'The Office' senior quotes, or 'The Office' birthday quotes.

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