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Who would have thought names could be quite so hilarious?
There are no bad jokes to be found on our list of the funniest 'what do you call a man' jokes, but we wonder if your name is there?
1.What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head? Adele.
2.What do you call a man who’s always there when you need him? Andy.
3.What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head? Anita.
4.What do you call a girl with a tennis racket on her head? Annette.
5.What do you call a woman who throws away her bills? Bernadette.
6.What do you call a man that comes through the letterbox? Bill.
7.What do you call a woman with her legs on either side of the river? Bridgette.
8.What do you call a man with a large blue, black, and yellow mark on his head? Bruce.
9.What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head? Carol.
10.What do you call a man with cat scratches on his head? Claude.
11.What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
12.What do you call a man with a crane on his head? Derek.
13.What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug.
14.What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas.
15.What do you call a man with one plank on his head? Edward.
16.What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other? Eileen.
17.What do you call a man with a stamp on his head? Frank.
18.What do you call a woman with a breeze on her head? Gail.
19.What do you call a woman with a twig on her head? Hazel.
20.What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.
21.What do you call a woman with a cat on her head? Kitty.
22.What do you call a man who drives a truck? Laurie.
23.What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lily.
24.What do you call another man with a toilet on his head? Lou.
25.What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head? Lulu.
26.What do you call a man with a coat on his head? Mac.
27.What do you call a man with two coats on his head? Max.
28.What do you call a man who sits at the door? Matt
29.What do you call a man with a map on his head? Miles.
30.What do you call a man in a pothole? Phil.
31.What do you call a man in a pile of leaves? Russell.
32.What do you call a woman with slates on her head? Ruth.
33.What do you call a man with a kilt on his head? Scott.
34.What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.
35.What do you call a man in a pot? Stu.
36.What do you call another man with no shin? Tony.
37.What do you call a man who always wins? Victor.
38.What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren.
39.What do you call a man with a legal document on his head? Will.
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