Pooping is necessary both for our health and our laughter.
Seriously, if you think about it, a healthy bowel keeps you going. Even if we try to deny or not acknowledge the regular bodily processes that actually keep us alive and kicking, we can at least joke about them and make them feel more human and less embarrassing.
You can deny pooping or farting, but we all know you wouldn't be standing if you didn't do them almost every day. As a matter of fact, no matter how much you think that pooping or farting is disgusting, it is the very reason you are feeling comfortable enough and healthy enough to read jokes about it. Good poop jokes, funny toilet paper jokes, and potty jokes for kids and adults alike have always existed. People who acknowledge normal bodily processes can have a good laugh about these funny poop quotes and poop riddles. Adults who can relate to constipation jokes and funny toilet jokes will also admit that they make life easier and help take off the stress; because pooping makes you feel lighter. Just because something is smelly doesn't mean it isn't important.
Hence, don't underestimate the power of poop. You can hate bathroom humor, but you cannot hate poop. It is a part of you and a process you can never really part with. Nature made you this way to help flush out toxins. Now, to lighten up, if you are looking for some poop humor, this list consisting of toilet humor, pooping jokes, and poop one-liners will help build your sense of humor. If you like more puns, you can look into our other articles: Fart Jokes and Bathroom jokes.
Bathroom Humor That Will Have You Laughing Your Insides Out
Looking for some poop jokes that do not stink? Here's a list that will blow you away. If you are getting bored on the toilet, a poop joke might look like something that can get you rolling! These bathroom jokes can really become your favorite jokes as some of them are the best poop jokes you can find.
1. Why do people hate poop jokes? Because they kinda stink.
2. Why do toilet papers roll down hills? They need to go to the bottom.
3. What do sad toilet papers say to their friend? I feel so wiped.
4. Do you know about the little boy who had diarrhea and was late for school? He was running behind a little.
5. Why was the comedian with diarrhea rushing to say his jokes? He couldn't hold it in.
6. Why did Tigger put his head inside the toilet bowl? He was looking for Pooh!
7. What did one toilet bowl say to the other toilet bowl? You are looking flushed.
8. Why did the woman bring toilet paper to the birthday party? She was a party pooper.
9. Why do swans have so many feathers? They cover up their butt quacks.
10. What did the conditioner bottle do to the toilet seat? He shampooed it.
11. In German, how does one say “fart”? Farfrompoopin.
12. Why did the toilet seat cry? Because she got dumped.
13.Why does Piglet stink? Because he always plays with Pooh.
14. Why did the prankster put poo in the elevator? Because he wanted to take his pranks to the next level.
15. What is the favorite dance move of a poop? Poopin' and locking.
16. What is an example of a surprise? A fart with a lump.
17. Which time is the most appropriate to poop? Poo-thirty.
18. What are surfers greatly afraid of? Sharts.
19. What is a superhero in a restroom called? Flush Gordon.
20. Why did the toilet paper fail to cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
21. Where do Nomads poop? In Neander stalls.
22. What did the employee at the fast-food joint say to the toilet? Your order is number two.
23. What is a vegetarian suffering from diarrhea called? A salad shooter.
24. How can you unlock a toilet when you are in a hurry? With a doo-key.
25. Which poop movie in a trilogy is the worst of all? The turd one.
26. Why did they fire the constipated composer? He was facing problems with his last movement.
27. What type of poop jokes should you never crack? The corny ones.
28. Why are poop jokes second best? Because they are a solid number two.
29. What is a magical poop called? Poodini.
30. What is a bathroom fairy called? Stinkerbell.
31. What does a clown's fart smell like? They smell funny.
32. What is an example of a toilet palindrome? Poop.
33. What type of diarrhea is hereditary? The one that runs in your jeans.
34. Why do cops sit in toilets? To do their duty.
35. Why is there a toilet near the garbage heap? Everybody needs to take a dump.
36. What did the patient say when he got admitted to the hospital for pooping too much? I don't want to die-rrhoea.
37. How can you make a dung house smell fresh? You make a Poopourri!
38. What do VFX experts call bowel movements? 3D Farts.
39. Why is love like diarrhea? You can never hold it in.
40. What do dung beetles love eating while watching a stinky movie? Poopcorn.
41. How would you define a fart? It is a lone cry from a turd that is abandoned.
42. What is something you never appreciate until it is gone? Toilet paper.
43. What did Spock come across in the toilet of the Enterprise? The Log of the Captain.
44. Why do people take naps in the toilet? It is the rest room.
45. If pooping is the call of nature, what is farting? A missed call.
46. Why was the diarrhea hotline operator fired? He asked the caller to hold.
47. What are King's farts called? A noble gas.
48. What sounds like a bell and is brown in color? Dung.
Jokes On Potty Humor
Here's a list of some of the short funny poop jokes and kids' jokes that you can laugh at while returning Nature's call.
49. What is big and brown and falls from a wall? Humpty’s Dump.
50. Why was the movie 'Diarrhea' released early? It leaked.
51. What did the poop lovingly say to the fart? You blow me away.
52. What do flies politely say to the other? "Is this stool taken?"
53. When you poop in your overalls, what do you get? Dung-arees.
54.What is better than love? Being able to find a toilet when you are having diarrhea.
55. What is firm and brown in color? The Brown Family Law Firm.
56. When does Denzel Washington usually need to hang out with the Rugrats? On potty training day.
57. What will you get if you eat four cans of alphabet soup? A good vowel movement.
58. What do athletes say when someone cracks funny poop jokes? You are making me puma pants.
59. What happens when bears poop in the woods? It smells unbearable.
60. Why has the new movie 'Constipated' not been released? Because it has not come out yet.
61. What's something great about poop jokes? It will make your cheeks hurt!
62. Why was the constipated accountant fired? He could not budget.
63. What kind of jokes do poops enjoy? Potty humor.
64. What is an example of true bravery? Risking a fart while suffering from diarrhea.
65. How do constipated mathematicians poop? They work it out with a pencil.
66. Why do most people not like to talk when poop is around? Because he has a bad habit of butting in.
67. Why did the baker's hands stink? He kneaded a poo.
68. What did the toilet say when it got a gift? "This is so pot-ful!"
69. Why are there no toilets installed in Hell? It is damnation without any relief.
70. Toilet paper is useless, but what’s even more useless? A F-art degree.
71. What do you get when you cross a toilet with a rhino? I don't know but, I’m not using that restroom.
72. What did the owner say when he got back the golden toilet that was stolen from him? He said he was relieved.
73. When a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the toilets, what is it called? Dereliction of doodie.
74. Why did the soldier refuse to flush the toilet? It wasn’t his doodie.
75. Why are there no toilets in some banks? Because not all banks accept deposits.
76. How can you differentiate between bad and good toilet paper? One is terrible while one is tearable.
77. What is the favorite breakfast of a poop? Poo-ridge.
78. How did one roll of toilet paper walk out from a restaurant? He rolled out.
79. When do you need to buy a new toilet bowl? When the one you have is full.
80. What are the two reasons why you love toilets? Number 1 and number 2.
81. Why do people prefer toilet paper while pooping? They cannot use the toilet brush.
82. Why is a toilet always angry? Because everyone's pooping in its mouth.
83. What’s a toilet paper's favorite kid's show? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdles.
84. What's the similarity between poop and talent? Both will come out when it's time for them to come out.
85. What is a smelly dog breed? A poo-dle.
86. What is the difference between a mayor and a person suffering from diarrhea? One runs a city, and one sits a runny.
87. Why do doctors say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea? Because one guy likes it.
88. Why are fart jokes so great? Fart jokes can leave you gagging for air.
89. What is the name of a planet that is smelly? Uranus.
90. What is poop called by cows? Moo-nure.
91. How do toilet papers cheer each other up? By saying "You’re on a roll!"
92. What is Clark Kent with diarrhea called? Poop-erman.
93. What is the similarity between politicians and diapers? They need to be changed often.
94. What name did Clark Kent give to his bathroom? The Super Bowl.
95. Why did the fly fly into the soup? To poop.
96. What is the name of an adorable and smelly Disney character? Winnie the Poo.
Knock Knock Jokes About Poop
Hate knocking at the bathroom door when you need to go real bad? This list of knock-knock poop jokes will help make it tolerable.
97. Knock, Knock!
Who is it?
No, I am not a poo! You are!
98. Knock, Knock!
Who is it?
Hahaha, you said poo twice!
99. Knock, Knock!
Who is it?
I did up.
I did up who?
Eww. You did a poo?
100. Knock knock!
I eat mop!
I eat mop who?
What? You ate your poo?
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly jokes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Poop Jokes then why not take a look at Bone puns, or Terrible puns.
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