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Valentine's Day Quotes For Him: Funny And Sweet Quotes For Boyfriends, Sons, & Husbands

There are many great Valentine's Day quotes for your best friend you can share every day.

This special day of love is the perfect opportunity to send your special someone a lovely Valentine's Day quote.

Do Valentine's Day sayings always need to be romantic, loving and cute? Well, not necessarily, you can also show your fun and bold side by sending a funny message to your husband, boyfriend or son too, to show them that you care.

In this article we have compiled a list of Valentine Day quotes through which you can use to express your emotions and love in a Valentine Day card. We have also listed some funny Valentine Day messages to surprise your loved ones with. Love that is not expressed is incomplete, so if you are in love please be sure to let your partner know. Read through this article, and choose the best quote that suits you and your loved one and make all your dreams come true. These special quotes will make your partner feel like a King!

You could even include some of these quotes in a Valentine's Day card for him. Don't forget to wish him a happy Valentine's Day (or ask him, "will you be my Valentine?") and sign your name at the end of the card too! If you aren't the handwritten message type, other ways you could wish your boyfriend a happy Valentine's Day range from sending a short text with one of these cute quotes to him, to cooking his favorite meal for dinner. For more ideas of loving messages to share with a loved one, check out these Valentine's Day quotes for kids and you are my world quotes.

Let's not wait any further, let’s deep dive into some wonderful Valentine Day quotes. In this list, we have Valentines Day quotes for him, cute Valentine's sayings, funny things to write in Valentine's Day card ideas, "happy Valentine's Day to the man I love" quotes, meaningful quotes for Valentine's Day, funny Valentine's day quotes, simple happy Valentine’s Day quotes and every day love quotes that make the perfect Valentine message.

These "do you know how much I love you" quotes and "do you know how much I care" quotes will allow you to tell your partner "you make me feel like all of my dreams have come true". What could be a more precious Valentine's Day message to send to your best friend?

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

Whether it be your husband, boyfriend, best friend, father, brother or son, why not show your funny side to him with these Valentine's Day messages? If he has always got your abundant love and affection, why not tell him this in a Valentine's Day card? The perfect way to do this is with one of these funny Valentine Day quotes. He will be pleasantly surprised with your wit and humor and will feel like a lucky man every day.

1. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.”

- Fran Lebowitz.

2. “A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.”

- Tim Allen.

3. “Remember, your Valentine's card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you're too lazy to put it in your own words.”

- Melanie White.

4. "Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills!"

— Jessica Martin.

5. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

-Joan Crawford.

6. ”Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.”

- Will Ferrell.

7. “Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.”

- Lewis Black.

8. “Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”

– Mickey Rooney.

9. "When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life."

— Richard Lewis.

10. “Honey boo, I love you as much a butterfly loves its wings and as much as a polar bear loves the ice. You are very important in my life.”

- Unknown*.

11. “Today is Valentine’s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day”

- Jay Leno.

12. “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”

- Lemony Snicket, 'Horseradish'.

13. “So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.”

- King Jaffe Joffer, 'Coming To America'.

14. “That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call them something else.”

- Jim Baker, 'Sixteen Candles'.

15. “Happy Valentine’s! Instead of chocolate today, I wish you plenty of good beer! Enjoy your day, son, I love you.”

- Unknown*.

16. “It’s clear to see you’ve got a doggone big heart!”

- Unknown*.

Sweet Valentine's Day Quotes For Your Son

For any mother her cute little son is the most handsome boy and her lifetime hero. No matter how old he grows he shall always be a 'mamma’s boy'. These sweet Valentine's Day quotes will make your heart melt.

17. "And she loved a little boy very, very much—even more than she loved herself."

— Shel Silverstein, 'The Giving Tree'.

18. "Men are what their mothers made them."

— Ralph Waldo Emerson.

19. "Love is the greatest refreshment in life."

— Pablo Picasso.

20. "I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you."

- Paulo Coelho.

21. "Mama, mama!’ It’s the best sound ever."

— Miranda Kerr.

22. "There is no remedy for love, but to love more."

-Thoreau.

23. "To love another person is to see the face of God."

— Les Miserables.

24. "Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you."

— Walter Winchell.

25. “My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.”

—William Shakespeare, 'Romeo And Juliet'.

26. “You may grow too big for my lap, but you will never get too big for my heart. You will always be my baby boy, and my adoration for you will never ever change. If it does, it will only get deeper.”

- Unknown*.

27. “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”

–Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

28. “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.”

–Helen Keller.

29. “Love does not dominate- it cultivates.”

–Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.

30. “All that you are is all that I’ll ever need.”

-Ed Sheeran, 'Tenerife Sea'.

31. “I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride. So I love you because I know no other way than this.”

–Pablo Neruda.

32. “Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love.”

– Leo Tolstoy.

33. “I was reborn when I first held you. I just can’t describe the feeling I had when I first saw your tiny little feet. I love you so much, son.”

- Unknown*.

34. "A mother understands what a child does not say."

— Jewish proverb.

35. "The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness."

— Honore de Balzac.

36. "More than the time of birth, a mother feels her greatest joy when she hears others refer to her son as a wise learned one."

— Thiruvalluvar.

37. “A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest."

— Irish proverb.

38. “There is an enduring tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart.”

-Washington Irving.

39. "Heaven on Earth is looking at my little boy."

— Jenny McCarthy.

40. "If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever."

— Alfred Tennyson.

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes For Your Boyfriend

Be different this Valentine's Day! You can always send cute, romantic and lovey-dovey messages to your boyfriend, but this time, why not show your funny side to him? Send him one of these funny Valentine’s Day quotes and make him have a good laugh.

41. "We’re like Romeo and Juliet... except for the dying part of course."

— Justina.

42. “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.”

– Christopher Marlowe.

43. "Love is sharing your popcorn."

— Charles Schultz.

44. “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

- Michael Scott, 'The Office'.

45. “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”

– Lily Tomlin.

46. “Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”

– Fernando Pessoa.

47. “Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.”

- George Burns.

48. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

– Charles M. Schulz.

49. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”

– Jules Renard.

50. “I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.”

-Cameron Diaz.

51. “I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”

– Dorothy Parker.

52. “I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”

-Tracy Smith.

53. “It is impossible to love and be wise.”

– Francis Bacon.

54. “Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.”

– Jonathan Swift.

55. “On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamers and pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamingos and then barfed his guts up.”

― Carolyn Mackler.

56. "Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."

-Lynda Barry.

57. "Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore."

— Bree Luckey.

58. "What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."

— Cindy Garner.

59. " Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood."

— Oscar Wilde.

60. "What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds."

— Cindy Garner.

61. “Valentine's day: one day to celebrate love, friendship, give hugs and say sweet things to your loved ones? C'mon, I need an entire year of that!”

― Rodolfo Peon.

62. “I’m tired of love- I’m still more tired of rhyme- but money gives me pleasure all the time. “

– By Hilaire Belloc.

63. “A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”

-Cher.

64. “I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

65. “Love is a game that two can play and both win.”

—Eva Gabor.

66. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”

-Natasha Leggero.

Sweet Valentine's Day Quotes For Your Significant Other

Does your boyfriend know how special he is in your life? This Valentine’s Day, express your true love through words. Words can sometimes create more impact than any gift.

67. “You make my world complete.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

68. “You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

—Dr. Seuss.

69. “In true love the smallest distance is too great and the greatest distance can be bridged.”

—Hans Nouwens.

70. “You could've had anyone in the world, but you chose me. Thank you.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

71. "You are my heart, my life, my one and only thought."

-Arthur Conan Doyle.

72. “Flowers touch the sun just as love touches your smile.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

73. “You are my angel and inspire me to fly to heaven on wings of love.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

74. “In my darkness you appeared like a full moon with silvery lights of love.”

― Debasish Mridha, MD.

75. “Your love is in your eyes. My love is in your smile.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

76. “You are my addiction, you are my muse. My worst distraction, my poetry & hues”

― Avijeet Das.

77. “With you by my side, each and every day is just another 14th of February.

- Unknown*.

78. "Happy Valentines!”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

79. “You may not know what makes you so special, but I do.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

80. “Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery."

— Fulton J. Sheen.

81. “Love consists of this: two solitudes that meet, protect and greet each other.”

—Rainer Maria Rilke.

82. “We're all a little weird, and life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”

—Dr. Seuss.

83. You are my world in which I wish to live and the air which I long to breathe.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

84. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”

- A. A. Milne, 'Winnie The Pooh'.

85. “I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.”

-Emma Goldman.

86. “Don't make me wait until winter to see the stars in your eyes and the snowflakes in your smile.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

87. “We are most alive when we're in love.”

- John Updike.

88. “The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.”

- Rumi.

89. “For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”

-Judy Garland.

90. “You make every day perfect.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

91. “There's a whole day devoted solely to love. Does that make any sense? Nah. Love makes us all crazy. But it's fun too.”

― Lisa Greenwald, ‘Sweet Treats & Secret Crushes’.

92. “Your love leaves me breathless in a sea of emotions.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

Valentine's Day quotes for men can be witty and funny as well.

Funny Valentine's Day Quotes For Your Husband

Don’t be shy to send a funny Valentine’s Day message to your husband. Start your day with some fun and laughter and surprise your husband with an unconventional message.

93. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”

– Oscar Wilde.

94. “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”

– Erich Segal.

95. “I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street.”

-W. H. Auden.

96. “Love is a grave mental disease.”

– Plato.

97. “I married for love, but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.”

- Cameron Esposito.

98. “It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”

– Laurence J. Peter.

99. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”

– Elizabeth Evans.

100. “Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.”

- Jerry Seinfeld.

101. “Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.”

-Kathy Mohnke.

102. “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.”

– Jim Gaffigan.

103. “Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.”

– James Thurber.

104. “There are never enough I Love You’s.”

– Lenny Bruce.

105. “What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”

– Pearl Bailey.

106. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

—Rita Rudner.

107. “Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.”

– Robert Browning.

108. “Marriage is not kickboxing, it's salsa dancing.”

― Amit Kalantri.

109. “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have - the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”

- Agatha Christie.

110. “Marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”

- Phyllis Diller.

111. “A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.”

– Max Muller.

112. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”

- Albert Einstein.

113. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”

- Carroll Bryant.

Valentine's Day quotes for your better half can make his day.

Sweet Valentine's Day Quotes

With your hectic and busy lifestyle you might seldom get an opportunity to tell your husband how much he means to you. On this special day, why not send your husband a romantic Valentine Day message and make him smile?

114. “Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt the truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.”

—William Shakespeare, 'Hamlet'.

115. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”

– Mignon McLaughlin.

116. “I won’t give up on us, even if the skies get rough.”

—Jason Mraz, 'I Won't Give Up'.

117. “Love is being stupid together.”

—Paul Valery.

118. “You are what I never knew I always wanted.”

—Alex Whitman, 'Fools Rush In'.

119. “Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense.”

—E.E. Cummings.

120. “Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves - alone we find it with another.”

—Thomas Merton.

121. “And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.”

—Kiersten White, 'The Chaos Of Stars'.

122. “You are the person I never knew how to write, and this life is the story I have always wanted to tell.”

—Tyler Knott Gregson.

123. “I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.”

—Leo Christopher.

124. “I love that rush, when he folds me into his arms and I can let out a sigh of relief, knowing I’m safe there. Always. "

—Michelle Poelking.

125. “You are the brightest star, and I’m in love with who you are.”

—Between The Trees, 'White Lines & Red Lights'.

126. “I fell in love the way you fall asleep- slowly, and then all at once.”

—John Green, 'The Fault In Our Stars'.

127. "You are the answer to every prayer I've offered."

-Nicholas Sparks.

128. “In a world full of temporary things you are a perpetual feeling.”

—Sanober Khan.

129. “Where there is great love, there are always wishes.”

—Willa Cather.

130. “I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had.”

—Nicholas Sparks, 'The Notebook'.

131. “This is what our love is – a sacred pattern of unbroken unity sewn flawlessly invisible inside all other images, thoughts, smells, and sounds.”

― Aberjhani, ‘The River Of Winged Dreams’.

132. “Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”

—Robert Heinlein.

133. “When love is not madness, it is not love.”

– Pedro Calderon de la Barca.

134. “True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses.”

― Ana Claudia Antunes, ‘Pierrot & Columbine’.

135. “There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.”

– George Sand.

136. “Pure love will always add more to our lives despite how much giving it takes from our lives. So if we’re living with a deficit, we’re not loving with purity.”

― Craig D. Lounsbrough.

137. “Love is being stupid together.”

—Paul Valery.

138. “Today you laughed and made me smile.”

― Anthony T. Hincks.

139. “Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you could die of it.”

—Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.

140. “Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else.”

—Nicholas Sparks.

141. “I love you not only for what you are but, for what I am when I’m with you.”

—Roy Croft.

142. “Love isn’t finding the perfect person. It’s seeing an imperfect person perfectly.”

—Sam Keen.

More Quotes About Valentine's Day

Express your true love with these cute Valentine sayings. Your partner will be impressed with your thoughtfulness and creativity.

143. "I've always loved you, and when you love someone, you love the whole person, just as he or she is, and not as you would like them to be."

- Leo Tolstoy, ‘Anna Karenina’.

144. "Baby, you're all that I want when you're lying here in my arms, I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven."

- Bryan Adams, ‘Heaven’.

145. "And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while. Cause you're amazing, just the way you are."

- Bruno Mars, ‘Just The Way You Are’.

146. "I will love you my whole life. You and no other."

- William, 'Braveheart'.

147. "You are pretty much the only thing that makes me want to get up in the morning."

- Will, 'Me Before You'.

148. "I hope you don't mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is while you're in the world."

- Elton John, ‘Your Song’.

149. "My heart is, and always will be, yours."

- Jane Austen, ‘Sense And Sensibility’.

150. “Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.”

– Voltaire.

151. “Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”

– Robert Heinlein.

152. “Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.”

– Zelda Fitzgerald.

153. “Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.”

– Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.

154. “Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever.”

– Audre Lorde.

155. "If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets."

-Haruki Murakami.

156. "Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."

-Robert Frost.

157. "Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back."

– Plato.

158. "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."

-William Shakespeare, 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'.

159. “Love is the greatest refreshment in life.”

– Pablo Picasso.

160. “Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet.”

– Katharine Lee Bates.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy every day! If you liked our suggestions for Valentine's Day quotes for him: funny and sweet quotes for boyfriends, sons, & husbands, then why not take a look at these Valentine's Day quotes for mommy or I love my wife quotes for more?

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