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50+ Wedding Crashers Quotes For All Rom-Com Loving Teens

Wedding Crashers is one of the most successful rom-com movies.

'Wedding Crashers' is a 2005 movie that was a runaway success.

'Wedding Crashers' is a romantic comedy movie, and won the Best Movie award at the 2006 MTV Awards, and several more awards went to the actors, too.

The movie is about two divorce womanisers who crash weddings to find women to be their partners. They are so good at crashing weddings that they crash the wedding of the daughter of The US secretary of the Treasury, William Cleary, which leads them to find the love of their lives.

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey light up the wedding by dancing and liking the music and the bands. They have fun with the kids and talk to their grandparents and make the wedding better. They are so likable that you want them to crash your wedding. The movie's stars, the wedding crashers, are Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn, and one of the best performances in the movie was by Isla Fisher.  Read along to find some 'Wedding Crashers' quotes and make sure you also check out our articles on ['The Other Guys' quotes] and ['Wayne's World' quotes] as you finish with this one.

Funny Wedding Crashers Quotes

'Wedding Crashers' is one of the best must-watch rom-com movies with a cast of comedians. Read along to find some hilarious 'Wedding Crashers' quotes.

The movie stars some of the best comic actors.

1. "You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts."

- John Beckwith, 'Wedding Crashers'.

2. "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

- Mrs. Kroeger, 'Wedding Crashers'.

3. "Yeah! Crab cakes and football. That's what Maryland does!"

- Flip, 'Wedding Crashers'.

4. "You're like that crazy guest who thinks he's part of the family already."

- Claire Cleary, 'Wedding Crashers'.

5. "Death, you are my...lover!"

- Todd Cleary, 'Wedding Crashers'.

6. "Don't ever leave me." "Good. 'Cause I'd find you!"

- Gloria Cleary, 'Wedding Crashers'.

7. "Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either."

- John Beckwith, 'Wedding Crashers'.

8. "I made you a painting. I call it 'Celebration.'... I thought you might like it."

- Todd Cleary, 'Wedding Crashers'.

9. "Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown."

- Young boy at the wedding reception

10. "I'm sorry I called you a hillbilly. I don't even know what that meant."

- John Beckwith, 'Wedding Crashers'.

11. "Wow, getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner here."

- John Beckwith, 'Wedding Crashers'.

12. "Let's play tummy sticks."

- Todd Cleary, 'Wedding Crashers'.

13. "True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."

- John Beckwith, 'Wedding Crashers'.

Vince Vaughn 'Wedding Crashers' Quotes

John Beckwith (Owen Wilson) and Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn) are the main characters of the movie. Jeremy's hobby is to crash weddings with John. He falls in love with Claire Cleary, who he met at one of the weddings he crashed. Read along to find some Jeremy quotes.

'Wedding Crashers' still enjoys a great fan following.

14. "I'm just warming up. Last week I did an exact [balloon] replica, to scale, of Wrigley Field. Honest to God. I don't have anywhere to put it."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

15. "Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bull's eye."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

16. "I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup...I love maple syrup on pancakes...I love it on pizza....And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?"

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

17. "It's a great band, it's a bad band, it's like pizza, baby."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

18. "I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five...clinger."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

19. "Oh, that's terrific! Why don't you just feed me to the lions? Step on my head when I am drowning."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

20. "This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!"

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

21. "You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?"

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

22. "I'm a little too traumatized to have a scone."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

23. "A friend in need is a pest."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

24. "I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish...you leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!"

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

25. "I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

26. "Get on in here, let the big bear get his paws on ya."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

27. "I felt like Jodie Foster in 'The Accused' last night."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

28. "She's fit for a strait-jacket. This broad's fucked three ways towards the weekend. But you know what, Father? I dig it! It turns me on."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

29. "Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal."

- Jeremy Grey, 'Wedding Crashers'.

Chazz Quotes

Chazz is known to be the ultimate wedding crasher. He is less charming than he is perceived to be. He ends up being a total loser who crashes the funeral to pick up women. Read along to find 'Wedding Crashers' quotes and Chazz quotes.

30. "I almost nunchucked you; you don't even realize!"

- Chazz Reinhold, 'Wedding Crashers'.

31. "Yeah. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident. What an idiot! 'Ahh! I'm hang-gliding! Honey, take a good picture...I'm dead!' What a freak."

- Chazz Reinhold, 'Wedding Crashers'.

32. "Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?"

- Chazz Reinhold, 'Wedding Crashers'.

33. "I'm just living the dream."

- Chazz Reinhold, 'Wedding Crashers'.

34. "It's like fishing with dynamite."

- Chazz Reinhold, 'Wedding Crashers'.

35. "So damn beautiful! With every death there comes rebirth, it's the circle of life. We're gonna be alright."

- Chazz Reinhold, 'Wedding Crashers'.

36. "Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."

- Chazz Reinhold, 'Wedding Crashers'.

'Wedding Crashers' Rule Quotes

Crashing a wedding is a sport that strictly abides by its rules. They are funny and ridiculous. Here are some worth-mentioning 'Wedding Crashers' rules.

37. "Wedding Crashers Rule #76: No Excuses Play Like A Champion."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

38. "Wedding Crashers Rule #22: You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

39. "Wedding Crashers Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

40. "Wedding Crashers Rule #3: Never confess."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

41. "Wedding Crashers Rule #2: Never use your real name."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

42. "Wedding Crashers Rule #4: No one goes home alone."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

43. "Wedding Crashers Rule #5: Never let a girl come between you and a fellow Crasher."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

44. "Wedding Crashers Rule #6: Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

45. "Wedding Crashers Rule #7: Blend in by standing out."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

46. "Wedding Crashers Rule #8: Be the life of the party."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

47. "Wedding Crashers Rule #9: Whatever it takes to get in, get in."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

48. "Wedding Crashers Rule #34: Be gone by sunrise."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

49. "Wedding Crashers Rule #11: Sensitive is good."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

50. "Wedding Crashers Rule #12: When it stops being fun, break something."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

51. "Wedding Crashers Rule #41: Never hit on the bride – it's a one way ticket to the pavement."

- 'Wedding Crashers'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for [Wedding Crashers Quotes], then why not take a look at 'Waterboy' quotes or 'The Vow' quotes.

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