101 Will Ferrell Quotes That Will Have The Whole Family In Stitches

Will Ferrell quotes that will make you roll on the floor
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Will Ferrell is an American actor who started his career in the 1990s with Saturday Night Live.

Will Ferrell later starred in many Hollywood comedies like 'Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy,' 'Talladega Nights,' 'Step Brothers,' etc. He was a nominee of the Golden Globe Awards for acting and producing.

Will Ferrell's life is a sheer example of passion. Initially, he was determined to have a steady job. But after two unsuccessful attempts at holding on to a job, with his mother's encouragement, he chose to pursue his passion. He went for an audition in Los Angeles for a comedy group called 'The Groundlings'. He worked on his comic skills and tried to build a career. After a little success, he landed up with television roles that shifted his career to pursue acting.

Today Will Ferrell is recognized as an actor, comedian, writer, producer, and businessman. He received a star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2015 for his contribution to acting.

Here we bring some amazing Will Ferrell quotes that will leave you laughing. If you are looking for more comic quotes, you may want to check out Buddy the Elf quotes and [Ryan Reynolds quotes].

Best Will Ferrell Quotes

Most of the Hollywood movies that William Ferrell acted on were co-written by him and Adam MacKay, his comedy partner. Here are a few of the best Will Ferrell Quotes that will leave you in splits.

1.“So if guns kill people, I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.”

-Will Ferrell., Twitter, @Will___Ferrell.

2.“There’s always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.”

-Will Ferrell.

3.“Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people.”

-Will Ferrell.

4. “When homeless people ask me for change, I tell them 'change comes from within'.”

-Will Ferrell.

5. “My bed and I are deeply in love. It’s obvious my Alarm clock is jealous .”

-Will Ferrell.

6. “I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.”

-Will Ferrell.

7. “I never let my children watch big band performances on TV. Too much sax and violins”

-Will Ferrell.

8.“Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you.”

-Will Ferrell.

9. “You tend to get reluctant to talk about anything until the day before filming.”

-Will Ferrell.

10. “If you set up an environment where failing is encouraged then you want to try everything. It's obviously the best way to work.”

-Will Ferrell.

11. “I'm really an artist of feeling. I like creating things when it feels right.”

-Will Ferrell.

12. “I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.”

-Will Ferrell.

13.“I’m a Cancer; I’m music-passionate. I like long walks on the beach.”

-Will Ferrell.

14.“I’m a selective packrat. There’s some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly.”

-Will Ferrell.

15.“I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking – mostly Thai food.”

-Will Ferrell.

16. “I’ll also just do things like walk around the house and just show the top of my butt crack and not notice it."

-Will Ferrell.

17. “There is usually a high volume in the house. Whether they’re having a great time or whether they’re losing their minds, they are always yelling.”

-Will Ferrell.

Inspirational Quotes From Will Ferrell

Inspiring Will Ferrell quotes for passionate and aspiring actors.

Will Ferrell is also a good human being. Here are a few inspirational quotes from the actor, which both amuse us and inspire us to choose a passionate career.

18.“Aren’t we all striving to be overpaid for what we do?”

-Will Ferrell.

19. “I’ve always had, when I needed it, an extreme amount of focus that I could put into something. That has served me well.”

-Will Ferrell.

20. “Anyone who does anything creative is always gonna want to change.”

-Will Ferrell.

21."No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it."

-Will Ferrell.

22.“Everybody panic! Oh my God, there’s a bear loose in the Coliseum! There will be no refunds! ”

-Will Ferrell.

23. “I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public.”

-Will Ferrell.

24. “My dad turned me onto Peter Sellers as a kid."

-Will Ferrell.

25. “It’s a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight.”

-Will Ferrell.

26.“It’d be great to be in a position where you can make choices regardless of money.”

-Will Ferrell.

27.“Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many different people who come in to host the show ”

-Will Ferrell.

Will Ferrell Movie Quotes

Will Ferrell's filmography spreads across more than 35 movies, which are hit comedies. Here we bring a collection of amazing Will Ferrell movie quotes from his movies.

28. “Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!”

-Will Ferrell, 'Talladega Nights'.

29.“You keep your liver spotted hands off of my beautiful mother! She's a saint!”

-Will Ferrell, 'Step Brothers'.

30.“Can we turn our beds into bunk beds so that there is more room for activities

-Will Ferrell, 'Step Brothers'.

31. “If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There’s no difference.”

-Will Ferrell, 'Elf'.

32. “I painted a picture of a butterfly!”

-Will Ferrell, 'Elf'.

33. “I've been called the songbird of my generation by people who've heard me. That good.”

-Will Ferrell, 'Step Brothers'.

34. “ So, good news…I saw a dog today. “

-Will Ferrell, 'Elf'.

35. “Don't act like you're not impressed.”

-Will Ferrell, 'Anchorman'.

36.““You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber?”.

-Will Ferrell, 'Zoolander 2'.

37. “Here’s the deal I’m the best there is. Plain and simple."

-Will Ferrell, “Talladega Nights”.

38. “It’s so dang hot… milk was a bad choice.”

-Will Ferrell, “Anchorman”.

39. “This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.”

-Will Ferrell., 'Talladega Nights'

40. “Hey! They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he wanted to go to the moon, now he’s up there, laughing at them.”

-Will Ferrell, 'Blades of Glory'.

41. “All I'm asking for is total perfection.”

-Will Ferrell, 'The Lego Movie'.

42.“You can’t have two No. 1s.”.

-Will Ferrell, 'Talladega Nights'.

43. “From now on, it’s Magic Man and El Diablo.”

-Will Ferrell, 'Talladega Nights'.

44. “If you ain’t first, you’re last.”

-Will Ferrell, 'Talladega Nights'.

45.“Did that blow your mind? Because that just happened!”

-Will Ferrell, 'Talladega Nights'.

46. “Wow. I feel like I’m in Highlander!”.”

-Will Ferrell, 'Talladega Nights'.

47. “I’m not gonna call him Dad”

-Will Ferrell, 'Step Brothers'.

48.“Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time”

― Will Ferrell, 'Old School'.

49. “No, you go to heck, and while you’re there, why don’t you grab me a juice box!”

-Will Ferrell, 'Kicking & Screaming'.

50. "I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!”

— Will Ferrell, 'Anchorman'.

Funny Will Ferrell Quotes

Funny Will Ferrell quotes are evergreen.

Will Ferrell's movies are fun to watch. Here are a few funny quotes from his movies, shows, and interviews.

51.“Kinda funny how the colors red, white, and blue represents freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.”

-Will Ferrell.

52."Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."

-Will Ferrell.

53.“All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny.”

-Will Ferrell.

54. “I have only been funny about seventy-four percent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four percent of the time.”

-Will Ferrell.

55. "I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song"

-Will Ferrell.

56.“I always find it actually funny that the analysis is that the characters I play in comedies are the manchild”

-Will Ferrell.

57. “Fun thing to do: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying 'sorry for the damage' and watch them look at it”

-Will Ferrell.

Will Ferrell Funniest Quotes

While some quotes are just funny, here we bring the funniest Will Ferrell quotes that you can share and enjoy on a casual evening.

58.“Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Mind-Blown.”

-Will Ferrell.

59.“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweet. Why?"

-Will Ferrell.

60.“Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn’t wave back … so she will have a new album coming out tomorrow”

-Will Ferrell.

61.“Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes”

-Will Ferrell.

62. “I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work”

-Will Ferrell.

63. “I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.”

-Will Ferrell.

64. “I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato”

-Will Ferrell.

65.“I just saw Harry Porter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?”

-Will Ferrell.

66. “Dear life, When I said 'Can my day get any worse' it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.”

-Will Ferrell.

67. “My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel”

-Will Ferrell.

68. “Dang, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday ….That's 10 years in a row now.”

-Will Ferrell.

69. “We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like: 'well I’m bored, let’s go brush our teeth'.”

-Will Ferrell.

70. “Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.”

-Will Ferrell.

71. “Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because…He ran into the wrong wall at the train station.”

-Will Ferrell.

72. “I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.”

-Will Ferrell.

73. “It’s very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that’s so much harder.”

-Will Ferrell.

74. "I’m not funny. I’m not good. I’m – I don’t feel original.”

-Will Ferrell.

75.“When I see a bruised apple in a grocery store, I hold it close and whisper 'who did this to you'."

-Will Ferrell.

76.“If I was a teacher, I would staple Burger king applications on failed tests.”

-Will Ferrell.

77.“When I see my cat staring out of the window, I sit behind him and whisper. Look, Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom “.

-Will Ferrell.

78.“What do we want? A cure for diabetes! When do we want it? After lunch!”

-Will Ferrell.

79. “The last of Olympics should be all the gold medalist playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.”

-Will Ferrell.

80. “Turns out that button in the elevator with the fireman’s hat on it …it is not the button you push if you want a fireman’s hat”

-Will Ferrell.

81. “Tip to reduce weight: turn your head to the left then turn it right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.”

-Will Ferrell.

82. “When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you’ve done recently”

-Will Ferrell.

83. “What does Stevie Wonder and LeBron James have in common?

They both don’t know what a championship Ring looks like.”

-Will Ferrell.

84. "[on raising three kids] I sometimes equate it to what it must be like running a prison."

-Will Ferrell.

85. “If I had Morgan Freeman’s voice I would sit in a corner and talk to myself for days.”

-Will Ferrell.

86.“I swear, I’m so ticked off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.”

-Will Ferrell.

Will Ferrell Harry Caray Quotes

Saturday Night Live - The Sketch Comedy Show came alive after Will Ferrell joined the show along with Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey. Will Ferrell's act as Harray Caray was a significant contribution to the show.

87.“Hi everybody, Harry Caray here and welcome to 'Space the Infinite Frontier'"

-Will Ferrell.

88.“You know if you stare at an eclipse head on it’ll burn your eyes out.”

-Will Ferrell., 'Saturday Night Live'

89.“But what if it were made of barbeque spare ribs, would you eat it then?”

-Will Ferrell.

90."How many sarcastic pills you take this morning?”

-Will Ferrell.

91.“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup.”

-Will Ferrell.

92.“Try to look your child in the eye... Get to know their name, that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That’s about all you need.”

-Will Ferrell.

93.“It’s one of those things that’s both endearing and comedic at the same time.”

-Will Ferrell.

94.“Enjoy the little fun things – like taking your kids to school – before they’re all grown up.”

-Will Ferrell.

95.“As you set off into the world, don’t be afraid to question your leaders.”

-Will Ferrell.

96.“Oh that’s easy, I just don’t go. I never know when they are.”

-Will Ferrell.

97. "'No, you’re not. You don’t get that.’ When they say, ‘Why?’ it’s just, ‘Because I said so.’ You can’t be your child’s friend.”

-Will Ferrell.

98.“We are in the era of birthday parties with a parting gift and a bouncing house and jugglers and a live camel.”

-Will Ferrell.

99.“‘You’re going to grow up to be a lawyer.’ That’s amazing! You’re wrong but I can really appreciate the argument.”

-Will Ferrell.

100.“The message of the movie is we’re all flying blind a little bit as parents”

-Will Ferrell, about 'Daddy's home'.

101.“Boy, they make me laugh probably every single day just with the way they look at the world. ”

-Will Ferrell.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Will Ferrell Quotes then why not take a look at [comedian quotes], or [Jimmy Fallon quotes].

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