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100 Yosemite Sam Quotes From Looney Tunes' Roughest Toughest Hombre

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Bugs Bunny is one of the most lovable cartoon characters of all times for people from all age groups.

Though Elmer Fudd is his common adversary, he also has to watch out for Yosemite Sam on a lot of occasions. Yosemite Sam is an outlaw and an aggressive prospector who takes out his gun at the sight of Bugs Bunny.

This 'Looney Tunes' character with mustache  was first created because the character of Elmer Fudd was considered to be too gentle. Friz Freleng, one of the first directors of 'Looney Tunes', wanted to create a tougher figure who could face Bugs Bunny and hence cartoon character Sam came into existence. He is one of the toughest antagonists of Bugs Bunny.

Ranging from ridiculous to downright funny, there are many Yosemite Sam quotes that have been etched into viewers’ minds over the years. Let us now take a look at some of Yosemite Sam curses and best lines from 'Looney Tunes' like the famous Yosemite Sam ya mule quote.

You may also check out these Bugs Bunny quotes and Tweety Bird quotes for more quotes from'Looney Tunes'.

Popular Yosemite Sam Catchphrases

Yosemite Sam was a small guy with a big mouth and a short temper. If we go by his date of creation on 5 May 1945, the character would be 76 years of age today, yet, his quotes are still an icon in their own space. The voice of Yosemite Sam  was given by different voice actors since his inception including Mel Blanc, Jeff Bergman, Fred Tatasciore and many others, his catchphrases are still fresh in people’s minds. Some of the famous Yosemite Sam catchphrase are as follows.

Yosemite Sam is a very famous character

   1. “I'm the meanest, roughest, toughest hombre that's ever crossed the Rio Grande - and I ain't o namby-bamby!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   2. “Stranger, you just yupped yourself into a hole in the head!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   3. “Say your prayers, varmint!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   4. “Say Your prayers, rabbit.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   5. “When I say whoa, I mean whoa!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   6. “I'm the hootin'est, tootin'est, shootin'est, bob-tail wildcat, in the west!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   7. “I’m no doc, ya flea-bitten varmint. I’m Riff-Raff Sam, the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   8. “All right, all right don’t rush me, I’m a thinking’… and my head hurts.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   9. “Ah, Chilikoot Sam. The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest claim-jumper that ever umped a claim.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   10. “I paid my four bits to see the high diving act, and I’m-a gonna see the high diving act!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   11. “10 dollars! Why it’s gettin’ so a man can’t earn a dishonest livin’ no more.”

- Yosemite Sam.

Funny Yosemite Conversations

The ridicule and fun behind many of the 'Looney Tunes' Yosemite Sam quotes can only be understood when listened in context to the character and situation. His short stature and grumpy demeanor make him a tougher adversary to bugs bunny than Elmer fudd. He is unable to ever turn down a challenge. However, while being ornery and unscrupulous, he has displayed an odd respect for the religious sentiments of others. Whenever he prepares to shoot Bugs Bunny, he always asks him to say his prayers. This allows bugs to foil his plans. Some of the funny Yosemite Sam phrases are be listed as follows.

   12. Yosemite Sam: "Listen, stranger. This town ain't big enough fer the two of us!

Bugs Bunny : It ain't? Eh, pardon me, Mac.

[he exits the saloon, followed by construction noises until he returns]

Bugs Bunny : Now is it big enough?

[a much-larger city has been built behind the town]

Yosemite Sam: Naw, still ain't big enough!"

- 'Looney Tunes'.

   13. Bugs Bunny: "Gin rummy's my game, Sam.

Yosemite Sam: Okay, cut the cards.

[Bugs takes a hatchet and chops the deck of cards in two]

Yosemite Sam: Not that-a way, you darn galoot!"

- 'Looney Tunes'.

   14. Yosemite Sam: "Now, all of you skunks clear out of here!

[everyone leaves the saloon; the last one out is an actual skunk]

Skunk : My, weren't there a lot of skunks in here?"

- 'Looney Tunes'.

Angry Yosemite Sam Quotes

Yosemite Sam had severe anger management issues. His thirst for vengeance blurred his thinking ability making him an easy target for Bugs Bunny. This hot headed character with weapons within his easy reach was a danger to both himself and others around him. Since his appearance, he has made appearances in several television specials and feature film compilations. He has also appeared in many commercials too with Bugs Bunny because of his popularity. In addition, he made an appearance as a faculty member teaching a firearms class in the Acme Looniversity in the 1990s. Some of the Yosemite sam rootin tootin quotes are as follows.

   15.  “Oooo, I’d like to lay my hands on the lily-livered swab is writ that forgery”

- Yosemite Sam.

   16. “Consider yourself as lucky because you are getting another chance from me to draw a gun.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   17. “Let me tell you rabbit that I am using force because you have forced me to use it.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   18. “I should have been aware before trusting a rabbit because this is the result of trusting a rabbit.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   19. “Ya doggone idgit galoot … you’ll blow the ship to smithereenies!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   20. “Start walkin’ ya doggone long eared galoot.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   21. "Cut it out! Now drink yer juice before I blows the fur off’n yer hide!"

- Yosemite Sam.

   22. “Blast his scuppers … I’ll slice his liver out for this!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   23. “Oooo … that gastronomic, epicure, culinary crepe suzette … I hate him!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   24. “Oooooo! I’ll blast your head off for this!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   25. “Oooo … that dirty bilge rat has be-fouled my good name”

- Yosemite Sam.

   26. “Great horny toads … a trespasser gettin’ footie prints all over my desert”

- Yosemite Sam.

   27. “Aha! Now I gotcha … ya fur-bearin’ crittter!”

- Yosemite Sam.

Cartoon Character Yosemite Sam Quotes

In addition to roughest toughest Yosemite Sam introduction, he was also popular for his unconvincing insults. His curses were said in a clumsy manner to make them sound like profanity but were in reality far from it. He made his first appearance in “Hare Trigger” but has since become a beloved 'Looney Tunes' character. Bearing a striking resemblance to the cowboy character of “Buckaroo Bugs”, Yosemite Sam was created by Michael Maltese on his likeness to Friz Frelong, the director. Let us take a look at some of his more famous insults that were interspersed in his quotes quite a lot.

   28. “Get outta there, you rassa-frassin’ fur-bearin’ critter!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   29. “Ya no-account, bush-whackin’!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   30. “Great...toads! I done dug myself all the way to Chinee!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   31. “Now, ya racka-frackin’ carrot-chewin’ varmint! Get a-goin’!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   32. “ Consarn it!”

- Yosemite Sam.

Goofy Yosemite Sam Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Though Yosemite cartoon character was angry, many of his quotes were downright goofy like Yosemite Sam whoa camel quote, Yosemite Sam dragon quote, Yosemite Sam I hate you quote, and Yosemite Sam great horned toads quote. The Yosemite Sam laugh and Yosemite Sam introduction was done in a funny manner rather than a menacing way since 'Looney Tunes' was a popular children’s cartoon. Let us take a look at some famous looney tunes one liners from this beloved character that never fail to bring a smile on the listener’s face.”

   33. “Anyone a you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me, in case any of you git ideas you better know who you're dealin' with. I'm Yosemite Sam.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   34. “You ornery fur-bearin’ rebel…you’ll pay for this!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   35. “Who am I? I’m Sam Von Schmamm the Hessian…that’s who I am”

- Yosemite Sam.

   36. “What’s up doc? I ain’t no doc…I’m a pirate, sea goin’ Sam”

- Yosemite Sam.

   37. “The varmint got me … I’m-a-headin’…for the last round up”

- Yosemite Sam.

   38. “So long, sucker! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … ”

- Yosemite Sam.

   39. “Ok rabbit…you forced me to use force”

- Yosemite Sam.

   40. “That’s what I get for trustin’ a rabbit.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   41. “Now quit stallin’ and start roastin’!”

- Yosemite Sam.

Best Yosemite Sam Sayings

Did you know that the name Yosemite Sam was inspired from Yosemite National Park of United States of America. The character himself has been portrayed as a pirate or wannabe pirate with a particular hatred towards the rabbits. In fact, in the famous ‘Wild and Wooly hare’, he was depicted as a gangster cowboy who took over towns through threats and intimidation. There have been several movies like “Captain Hareblower”, “Mutiny on the Bunny” and “Buccaneer Bunny” where he was depicted as a pirate. Here are some of the best Yosemite Sam sounds and sayings that will make you remember those early days of this character.

   42. “No more gentleman’s stuff, from now on you fights my way…dirty!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   43. “Great...toads, I’m up North! …Gotta burn my boots, they touched Yankee soil.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   44. “I smells carrots a-cookin’…and where there’s carrots, there’s rabbits.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   45. “I’m a Hessian … without no aggression.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   46. “Ok ya fur-bearin’ carpet-bagger … I’m-a-givin’ ya one second to come out or I’ll blow ya out! Times up!“

- Yosemite Sam.

   47. “The first one is trys to get outta here to warn that rabbit … gets his hide blown off! “

- Yosemite Sam.

   48. “I’m the fastest gun north, south, east, aaaaaaaand west of the Pecos!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   49. “Now ya varmint … dive!"

- Yosemite Sam.

   50. “Welcome to the house of Sam”

- Yosemite Sam.

   51. “Now where’s that swab a-hidin’ at … I’ll blast the fur clean off a-his flea-bitten hide!"

- Yosemite Sam.

Yosemite Sam Quotes According To Looney Tunes Cartoons

Yosemite Sam has been depicted in different occupations in different 'Looney Tunes' cartoons. He has appeared as a police officer or prison guard in ‘Big House bunny”, warrior in ‘Sahara Hare’, Indian chief in ‘Horse Hare’, cowboy in ‘Wild and Woolly Hare’as well as a pirate in many movies. He is best famous for Western cartoons. However, one of his non western cartoon “Knighty Knight Bugs” has also won an academy award. Let us take a look at some of his famous quotes that are a part of the Yosemite Sam rant.

   52. “What?! Ooooh -- listen, rabbit! Yosemite Sam never makes a mistake! Now get that flea-bitten carcass off'n my real-estate!”

- Yosemite Sam, 'The Fair Headed Hare'.

   53. “Ya wanna know what I think of Alex? Well I think he's pathetic! I mean, that's y'all's protagonist?! There's no art to that character! What obstacle did he overcome?! What was his emotional journey? In fact, only thing that's more pathetic than Alex is this book club! Now get out! Get! Get! Don't forget your books! Yosemite Sam is back! Yee-haw!”

- Yosemite Sam, 'The Looney Tunes Show'.

   54. “You got us stuck on this stupid rock, you good-for-nothin' feline! You no good rassin-frassin kitty cat! Get back here and take the fur! Come here, boy!”

- Yosemite Sam, 'Tweety’s High Flying Adventure'.

   55. “Dadburn slapstick cliche`!”

- Yosemite Sam, 'Looney Tunes: Back in Action'.

   56.  “Ya double crossers! I'm a-comin' back and I ain't comin' back to play marbles!”

- Yosemite Sam, 'Prince Violent'.

   57. “Open up that door! Ya notice I didn't say Richard? Come on, open up or I'll bust her down!”

- Yosemite Sam, 'High Diving Hare'.

   58. “Let me outta here, let me outta here! Ooooooh! Get me a mouthpiece! I want a "habus corpeus!”

- Yosemite Sam, 'Big House Bunny'.

   59. “Ah, shuddup! Here! You're a-swabbin' the deck!”

- Yosemite Sam, 'Mutiny on the Bunny'.

   60. “If there's ever givin' away any cigars, Yosemite Sam'll give 'em!”

- Yosemite Sam, 'Ballot Box Bunny'.

Other Memorable Yosemite Sam Quotes

Yosemite Sam is a memorable cartoon character and so are his quotes. Though his threats and wisecracks were often aimed at Bugs Bunny, Yosemite sam moustache and his one liners were delivered to all throughout the cartoon. In fact, he is often counted among one of the most famous 'Looney Tunes' character with moustache. There are several memorable quotes like Yosemite Sam quotes when I say whoa, Yosemite Sam my biscuits are burning quote, Yosemite Sam I hate rabbits quote, Yosemite Sam and the camel interaction, and Yosemite Sam what in tarnation quote. Let us take a look at some of the Yosemite Sam rootinest tootinest quotes from this memorable cartoon.

   61. “Outta my way, fancy boy. I'm a-commandeering this here clown car.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   62. “Dragons is so stupid.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   63. "You stupid idjit bidrago dragon. I warned y'about lettin' yer fire git low. Nooooow you've caught cold."

- Yosemite Sam.

   64. "Tossed coconut salad. Fresh coconut milk. I hate coconuts! I can't stand coconuts!"

- Yosemite Sam.

   65. "Oh, yeah? Well, I talk loud, and I carry a bigger stick! And I use it, too!"

- Yosemite Sam.

   66. "Now, ya carrot-chewin' coyote!! Git a goin'!!"

- Yosemite Sam.

   67. “Yah mule!  Yah yah yah! Whoa camel, whoa, whoa, whoa camel, whoa, ah ha ha come on whoa…”

- Yosemite Sam.

   68. “Fifteen men on a dead man's chest / Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum. / Fifteen men on a dead man's chest / Yo ho ho, and a bottle of ma's old-fashioned cider, ma's old-fashioned cider.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   69. “I am the bloodthirstiest, shoot-em-firstiest, doggone worstiest buccaneer that's ever sailed the Spanish Main! Now gimme them jewels! Them's my treasure, and I'm a-buryin' 'em where no one'll know where they're at but me.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   70. “Blast your ornery hide! If ya does that just once more, I ain't a-going after it.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   71. “It’s either heads or tails, Rabbit….Now pick a dadburn side.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   72. “If God didn’t want us to have guns, he wouldn’t have given us trigger fingers!"

- Yosemite Sam.

   73. “Oooo!  Belay there you long eared galoot, get aloft and furl the tatter-sole top gallants before I keel-hauls ya!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   74. “That’s right, Yosemite Sam…The roughest, toughest, hombre that ever locked horns with a rabbit”

- Yosemite Sam.

   75. “Ya double crossin’ rabbit, ya cut down your chances …I’m only goin’ count 2, and then blast ya!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   76. “I’m a-comin’ over the wall after ya … and I’m a-comin’ in a-shootin’!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   77. “Read faster rabbit…read faster or I’ll blast your head off!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   78. ““Get a-goin’…or I’ll blow your carcass right out from under yer hat!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   79. “Haw haw haw haw…and keep reachin’ for the ceiling, till ya reach it!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   80. “5:15 …I’ll take care of you later, I gotta catch a train…and rob it!”

- Yosemite Sam.

Ultimate Yosemite Sam Quotes

Often depicted in the 'Looney Tunes' character along with Elmer Fudd, Yosemite cartoon is a pint sized aggressive outlaw. Often appearing in both western as well as non western cartoons, he had a fierce voice, tougher accent and a violent spirit. In contrast to the calm and cocky rabbit, his noise and cockiness often proved him to be a bumbling idiot. He learns from his previous mistakes and never falls to the same ploy more than once. he is a stubborn character with a tendency to be reckless and hates being wrong. Yosemite Sam shooting random targets show his mean and vindictive streak, but he has never hit anyone. He is similar to characters from Western movies who wear cowboy boots and cowboy hats.

   81. “I sees ya … come on out-a-there ya long eared blue coat”

- Yosemite Sam.

   82. “There’s your piana rabbit…now let’s see ya play it”

- Yosemite Sam.

   83. “Prepare to defend yourself rabbit, 'cause I'm a bordin' your ship.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   84. “Ooh I'll get that fir bearin' critter, even if I has to chase 'em through every state in the union.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   85. “Twenty years tryin' and ya missed me again. Ya shovel nosed mackrel.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   86. “Shut up shuttin' up! Bang! bang! bang!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   87. “When I get that money, I'll buy the old ladies home and kick them out. I'll tear down the orphanage and fire the police department.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   88. “Come with me to the Casbah. We'll make beautiful music together.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   89. “Ya durn dude! I'll give ya a taste of leather.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   90. “That dame's taking everything but the kitchen sink.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   91. “Lay down your arms and step forward, Yankee.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   92. “Sorry to have to intrude, but there's a Yankee about.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   93. “You’ve been getting mighty bossy since we started this galdurn alliance.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   94. “Mmm, that’s a mighty fine grub. Tastes like chicken.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   95. “Too late, Duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I'll come back and pick...”

- Yosemite Sam.

   96. “Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas?”

- Yosemite Sam.

   97. “Pickins is mighty slim round here. Hardly no reward for a days work.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   98. “No no no – you’re doin’ it all wrong!”

- Yosemite Sam.

   99. “You long-eared, fur-bearing, flat-footed varmint.”

- Yosemite Sam.

   100. “What in Sam Hills is goin’  on?”

- Yosemite Sam.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 100 best Yosemite Sam quotes from Looney Tunes roughest toughest hombre, then why not take a look at [Daffy Duck quotes] or [Funny Cartoon quotes].

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