100+ Best Bear Puns That Are Furry Good

Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Feb 29, 2024 By Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Originally Published on Dec 01, 2020
Edited by Flora Wilson
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You can find the best bear puns that are furry good here.

Animal puns are a great way to lighten up any atmosphere you. Bears are giant animals that have a  furry exterior which makes them blend in easily with their environment.

Bears might look scary at first, but they can be real sweethearts. Some bear videos, especially panda bear videos, will make you smile and laugh. These bear play on words will not only make you sound witty but also make others appreciate your bear humour. You can use these bear captions and funny bear puns to impress your friends and family with your wit. You can also use a good polar bear pun from the list below, for a good laugh. Be it puns like bear hands or bear minimum, these amazing puns will surely make you smile. Among bear puns, polar bear puns are most popular. Although food puns with bears are most common, teddy bear and polar bear puns are equally interesting. You can also find some great grizzly bear puns in the list below. This list will surely up your pun game. Here is a list of some amazing bear puns, including some panda puns and some teddy bear puns.

If you liked the idea of reading these amazing bear puns, check out these dolphin puns, or if you prefer to read puns about the king of the jungle, look at these roar-some lion puns.

Cute Bear Puns

Brown mother bear protecting her cubs

Here is a list of some great and witty bear puns and bear phrases that will absolutely brighten your day. These can be used by you not only during conversations but also for greeting cards.

1.  Baby bear wished Papa Bear Father's Day. He said, "You are the beary best."

2. I could hear the bear making faint growls. I was bearly awake.

3. A boss told a bear that he was koalified for the job.

4. The bear told his enemy, "I'll fight you with my bear hands."

5. The zoology teacher said to his students, "Bear in mind the important details."

6. The bear said he loves Spiderman. He also said he loved Peter Pawker in the movie.

7.  The bear said she wanted to move out. She wanted to be indepandant

8. The bear refused to go out with her friends on Sunday. She said she wanted to spend some koalaty time with her family.

9. When the bears heard a gunshot, there was a pandamonium

10. The bear fell down and hurt himself. He said the pain was unbearable.

11. After looking at his GPS, the bear said, "Give me a second. I have to get my bearings."

12. The little bear was so spoiled. His mother panda'd to every need of his.

13. A polar bear was very artistic. He loved drawing self pawtraits.

14. The polar bear had to tell his mother about the accident. He said he hates to be the bear-er of bad news.

15. The polar bears were extremely messy. Their mum screamed at them and said: "Did I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?".

16. The little bear was always talking about his favorite after school club, it was the Cub Scouts.

17. I knew the perfect gift for the baby polar bear. He loves blue-beary cheesecake.

18. The boss had to fire this koala from the job. He did not even do the bear minimum.

19. The bear says he does not like to wear shoes. He likes to be bear foot.

20. The bear refused to take the train. He said he only wanted to travel on a bear-o-plane.

Funny Bear Puns

Here is a list of some puns about bears that you will love and can use to make great conversation starters with people, especially animal lovers:

21. The bear tripped and fell down the stairs. He screamed, "How embearassing!".

22. The bear said he loves Macbeth. His favorite playwright is William Shakesbeare.

23. The bear did not join the dinner party. He wanted to paws and reflect.

24. The bear's wife likes to go to the local vegetable vendor. She loves to beargain.

25. When the baby bear got chocolates, he was not happy. He only wanted to eat Cadbeary.

26. The bear only has Coca-Koala when he is thirsty.

27. The first thing the bear told his wife when they got married was, "I will love you furever."

28. The bear and his wife got divorced. He said they were polar opposites.

29. The bear always asks everyone to be positive. He says nothing is impawssible.

30. The bear was waiting for his friend to join him. He had pawsed the movie.

31. The bear did not pass his exams. His teacher complained, "There was no koalatative justification in your answer".

32. When the bear was caught cheating in the game, he was immediately diskoalafied.

33. The bear could not understand what went wrong with his singing. He thought his voice sounded very bearitone.

34. The bear family got stuck while on their way to a picnic. They were lots of bearricades on the road.

35. The bear could not enter the concert. He said there were a lot of bearriers.

36. Baby bear was very ambitious. He always wanted to be a bearrister.

37. The plan was cancelled by the bear last minute. His friend said, "I feel beartrayed".

38. The brown bear said he does not get sleep anywhere but in his own beardroom.

39. When the contract was signed between the bears, the claws were not clearly defined.

40. When I invited the bear to my birthday party, he said he needs to check his koalendar.

Cool Bear Puns

Here are some bear puns, including some teddy bear pun names and some koala bear puns that you will love to use in your daily lives:

41. I asked the bear the secret to his good health. He said he likes to practice bearobics.

42. If you ever get a pet bear, make sure you put a koalar around his neck.

43. The group of feminist bears is very vocal. They always fight for ekoalaty.

44. While doing fieldwork, the bear prefers using a wheelbearrow.

45.  Whenever you see a polar bear in real life, you'll mostly find them hunting. Polar bears are known for their furry good work ethic.

46. Even during winters, sloths do not wear any socks. They love to stay bear feet.

47. You cannot fake an apology before a sloth. You really have to bear your heart and soul to them.

48. When I asked the bear about his favorite pop song, he said it is 'Koala Me Maybe'.

49. I went to the bar with my bear friend. He wanted to have a glass of Pina Koala.

50. When the bear was ordering his birthday cake, he said he wanted a lot of bearies on it.

51. It was easy to guess the bear's favorite food. I knew he would like bearritos.

52. The rich bear got a new car. He now roams around in his furrari.

53. The bear likes to pack light for vacations. She just likes to take the bear necessities.

54. When one koala bear proposed to his fiance he said: "I love you beary much."

55. The coolest bears live in Hollywood, Koalafornia.

56. When one bear married the other, he said: "I love you a sloth."

57. The bear could not catch up with his friend who walked really fast. He complained his friend was beary slow.

58. The bear did not want to step out of the house in the middle of the pandamic.

59. The bear believes in spirituality and wants to spread pawsitivity.

60. I asked the bear his favorite movie. He said he loves 'The Expandables.'

Witty Bear Puns

Here are some bad bear puns, including some panda bear puns and grizzly bear puns. You can use these puns when you are feeling low to instantly cheer up your mood:

61. The bear had severe back pain. The doctor told him it was because of incorrect pawsture.

62. The bear did not have any fur. He was bare.

63. When the bear wore the wrong coloured clothing to the party, he called it a faux paw.

64. I offered a ride to the bear and asked him where he wanted to go. He replied saying "As fur as possible".

65. The bear wanted a break from work. He applied for furlough.

66. The spoiled baby bear said he wants a chau-fur to drive him around.

67. My brother said he fur-got who Winnie the Pooh was.

68. The bear said he wanted to visit a psychiatrist. He was scared he is bi-polar.

69. The bear visited the doctor and got diagnosed with tubearculosis.

70. He argued with the bear over the food served at the table. He said he begs to diffur.

71. The only advice Papa Bear gave his kids was 'Fake it Tail You Make It".

72. The wrestling match between the bears was intense. They both fought tooth and tail.

73. Every picture from the jungle was beautiful. Every picture had a story to tail.

74. The bear moved from one city to the other. He called his life 'A Tail of Two Cities'.

75. The bear was not efficient at work. His colleagues say he was good fur nothing.

76. The hunter thought it was no problem to hunt a bear as it would not make a diffurence.

77. Papa Bear had a tough time explaining to his kids what metafurs mean.

78. The bear got arrested yesterday so he's meeting his clawyer today.

79. The famous bear did not get bail. The judge said that the claw and order are the same for every bear.

80. When bears die, they are bearied.

Amazing Bear Puns

Here is a list of some of the most amazing bear puns you must have heard. These puns, including panda puns and gummy bear puns, are a perfect way to make your social media game better:

81. The best time for bears to have lunch is fur o clock.

82. When I wanted to click a picture, the bears refused to strike a paws.

83. The party saw many fashionable bears. Some of them were wearing suspandas.

84. We got a bear as a pet. Our monthly expandature is very high now.

85. It was very difficult for the baby bear to lie to his mother. He could never pull off a bearfaced lie.

86. The party was full of bears who like clicking pictures of themselves. They were all carrying Polaroids.

87. The bear's favorite fast food joint served the best bear-gurs.

88. The bear worked hard for his exams. He stood furst in a class of fifty.

89. The bears were racing. The referee said "Ready, Teddy, Go".

90. It was his bear-day yesterday. The bear turned two years old.

91. The Lebanese bears live in the capital of the country. They live in Bear-ut.

92. It was not difficult to guess the bear's favourite ice-cream flavor. It was strawbeary.

93. The bear's car crashed in the middle of his journey. He had to then call for an Ubear.

94. The bear could run at a fast speed. He was the flagbearer of his county at the Olympics.

95. The bear was not given the job because he was underkoalafied.

96. The number of stuffed toys sold in a year went down significantly. There was a steddy decline.

97. I dreamt of a bear eating me. It was a bite-mare.

98. The bears said they love to go for bear-be-ques during the winters.

99. The bears were excited to meet their cousins. They had to travel to Bear-lin.

100. The hunter shot down the bear. We felt bad for the bear-eaved family.

101. The bear's family was against her career choices. She wanted to be a bear-tender at a local pub.

102. The bear filed for bankruptcy when his business did not work. He didn't feel paw-sitive.

103. The teacher refused to teach the class of bears. She said they were bar-bear-ic.

104. The baby bear loved Chemistry as a subject. He said he loves the element Bearium.

105. He was a daring bear. His friends called him a bear-devil.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully accumulated lots of fun puns for everyone's amusement! If you liked our suggestions for bear puns then why not take a look at llama jokes, or for something different take a look at ocean jokes.

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Written by Rajnandini Roychoudhury

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

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Rajnandini RoychoudhuryBachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

With a Master of Arts in English, Rajnandini has pursued her passion for the arts and has become an experienced content writer. She has worked with companies such as Writer's Zone and has had her writing skills recognized by publications such as The Telegraph. Rajnandini is also trilingual and enjoys various hobbies such as music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading classic British literature. 

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