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Who doesn't want to have some yummy, comforting toast for their early morning breakfast?

For children and adults alike, toast with jam and jelly and butter could be a favorite breakfast for many. All the more reason to indulge in some bread puns and bread jokes!

A toast or a bread pun could be made in many ways. One such way would be to use avocado toast puns which are as great as those toasts themselves. Or one can also go for the delicious bakers' puns that everyone is sure to like time and again! To get your hands on such amazing puns, go through our list of toast puns that we know is going to leave you breadless!

For more amazing puns, take a look at Taco Puns and Cake Puns.

Awesome Puns About Toast

Toasts can be awesome subjects for puns and jokes.

Looking for some great toast puns and french toast puns? You may wish to go through this list of amazing bread puns. We know that you will love some of them.

1. Whenever I am drinking milk during my breakfast, I raise a glass to my flour, egg, vanilla, sugar, and bread. If someone asks me what all that was about, I say I was raising a French toast.

2. All the toasts in the world gathered together to play a baseball game. Turns out that the team of French toast was the best baseball team because it had a good batter.

3. I got really upset when I learned that my friend had unknowingly eaten all the toast in the kitchen. My friend shouldn't have done that due to the fact that I am lack-toast intolerant.

4. When the school children went to the zoo, they were surprised to notice that there was a toast there. When the zookeeper was asked about it he informed them that this was because the toast was bread in captivity.

5. My father is never sure whether he likes toast or not. On the upside, he says, it is buttered. But for the downside, it is not.

6. Once Darth Vader went to a cafe for breakfast. He ordered some bread toast and ask the waitress to make it a little bit on the dark side.

7. Ever since a friend of mine started eating toast for breakfast in the morning, he has become a breader person due to it.

8. I was playing the game, 'God of War' and out of nowhere, I saw the lead character, Kratos eating a bread toast. It was then and there that I decided to call him Kratoast.

9. I got the unfortunate news that my grandfather's bakery had a fire last night resulting in most of the shop being burnt down. Guess, his business is now toast.

10. I recently got into an argument with a friend. I said that butter can make a plain toast way better. He disagreed and said it only improves it margarine-ally.

11. My grandma has this habit of putting toppings on toast every time we have breakfast over at her place. She says toppings on toast make it taste butter.

12. I found myself wondering one day why slices of toast and bread look so similar and the answer suddenly dawned upon me- they do so due to being breadren.

13. When the slice of bread saw some jam and butter on the table, he told his slice friend slice that they were toast!

14. The most elite part of the toast is the upper crust.

15. I don't know why but slices of bread behave weirdly during hot and warm weather. It might be because things get a little bit toasty.

16. My brothers and I decided to prank the grumpy neighbor by putting bread and jam in his car. Guess, now his engine's toast.

17. Once my friend threw a bunch of toast at me and knocked me out. I was fine after a while that day, but ever since the incident, I have been suffering from the toast-concussion syndrome.

18. When I saw the toast lifeless on the road after being run over by a car, I felt bad for him. It was such a bad accident that I don't think the police can do a toast-mortem on him.

19. During my wedding speeches, my witty uncle raised a slice of bread and said. "Here is a toast for the happy new couple".

20. When the bread escaped after stealing lots of money from the bank, the FBI put him on their Toast Wanted List.

21. Toppings really make a toast so much better- avocado get me such a toast.

22. I was surprised that the waitress knew what kind of toast I wanted for breakfast- I guess she must have bread my mind.

23. The newspaper that most slices of bread like to read early in the morning is the Washington Toast.

24. I am writing a book about a futuristic world where only loaves of bread are alive. I am calling it a toast-apocalyptic fiction.

Great Puns Related To Toast

 a bread pun could be made in many ways

Bakers and yeast-related things are never far away from a toast. Take a look at this list of bakery puns and baker puns that we know you might just like.

25. Whenever I plug in my computer to play games, the house electric circuit goes to toast. I hate to say it but I think I am the circuit baker.

26. It came as a major shock to everyone when the beautiful bread got engaged to the baker's yeast. Well, this was a good old example of Beauty and The Yeast.

27. The pound of bread was always upset because every time he made plans to escape, it would go a rye.

28. There is a special part of a toast where you can find plenty of oil. That part is called the Middle Yeast.

29. Being the new baker in town, he knew that it would be a while before people started coming to his shop and started crusting him.

30. My father is someone who always talks about having waffles and toast in the morning. He would even have toast and waffles for lunch in the office. Sometimes, he would even take out my toast from the toaster and put in waffles for himself. I hate to say it but he really is an egg-omaniac.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly puns for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Toast  Puns then why not take a look at Baking Puns, or Pie Puns.

Rajnandini is an art lover and enthusiastically likes to spread her knowledge. With a Master of Arts in English, she has worked as a private tutor and, in the past few years, has moved into content writing for companies such as Writer's Zone. Trilingual Rajnandini has also published work in a supplement for 'The Telegraph', and had her poetry shortlisted in Poems4Peace, an international project. Outside work, her interests include music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading. She is fond of classic British literature.

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