50+ Ice Cream Puns That Are Super Cool

Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Dec 12, 2023 By Rajnandini Roychoudhury
Originally Published on Dec 04, 2020
Edited by Flora Wilson
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Ice cream puns and jokes are just sweet treats for the souls.

If you are on a diet and cannot have ice cream, you can easily enjoy some ice cream puns to fill your heart. They also work great if you want to laugh at some punny jokes and feel cool about it too.

Puns and ice cream have one thing in common: there is nothing wrong with having a little bit more than you should. Although a heavily calorific treat that health enthusiasts stay miles away from, it is a great mood booster, stress buster, and good for the soul if consumed in limited quantities. Ice creams come in a plethora of flavors to choose from, with chocolate being crowned as the most popular amongst them. As a dessert, ice cream will never desert you when you need something to cheer you up when the skies are gray or even on blue and sunny days when you want to celebrate life. Whoever says that ice cream kills never really had good ice cream, and it is only best to keep them away from your sweet life. Even now an ice cream truck can lift our spirits. Hating isn't cool, but ice cream sure is. Ice cream and an ice cream pun also share that one thing in common; people often think they are distasteful and unhealthy because of their high content in fat and "cheese," respectively. But, connoisseurs of comedy and food will say otherwise. There are numerous cool adventures one can go with ice cream that many don't even know. Similarly, you can play with words and come up with puns in n number of ways.

Ice cream is one of those food items that are often blogged about by food blogging accounts and sites. There are innumerable ice cream posts on Instagram that make you want to eat them right out of your phone. It is greatly posted all across social media because of its aesthetic value, and also they make great props for aesthetic-looking pictures as well. Ice cream puns make great Instagram captions as well. Since ice cream is a popular dessert item reviewed by food bloggers or photographed by food photographers, it is one of the most commonly searched hashtags on Instagram. Captions about ice cream make great food puns for people who love ice cream jokes and can relate with them. Ice cream puns and jokes as captions also create more engagement with the posts, thereby boosting likes on social media posts like on Facebook, Instagram, and even Twitter. Major popularity of people on social media platforms like the post for the witty captions as well, which helps in promoting the post all the more and increasing views and likes.

Likewise, ice cream puns and jokes are equally cool and sweet and will melt your heart but not your ice cream. Make sure your ice cream stays frozen, and your heart fulfilled with funny ice cream puns that are simply the sweetest. Puns about ice cream are bound to take you on a sugar high when you feel low. After all, 'Stressed' spelled backward makes 'Desserts.' If you're feeling low and need some ice cream puns or gelato puns to sweeten your day, you've come to the right place. In our menu, we have sundae puns for fun days, ice cream cone puns that are the actual love triangles, sprinkle puns to sprinkle your life with colors, vanilla puns because every artist needs a white canvas, chocolate puns that will never make you late for joy and funny ice cream captions to make your insta-life look like a sweet treat for the eyes. Take your pick and feast on these gorge-ous puns that are bound to give you a sweet tooth for pun-daes.

If you like more puns, you can look into our other super sweet articles about summer jokes and berry puns.

The Coolest Ice Cream Puns

Looking for some of the coolest ice cream puns to chill with? This is a sweet list.

1. You should party like it is sherbet day

2. When someone asks me if I love icecream, I answer, "You sherbet I do!"

3. An ice cream lover's favorite sound is 'Manic sundae' by 'The Bangles.'

4. When people dessert you, eat ice cream.

5. The coolest day of the week is Sundae.

6. I learned how to make ice cream dishes in my Sundae School.

7. I hope you are having gelato fun on your birthday.

8. I won the gelato-ry. I would buy all the ice cream the world has to offer.

9. Making this is ice cream dish will take up gelato my time

10. You can never have Breyer’s remorse after purchasing a lot of ice cream

11. If you want to cheer up some one who loves ice cream, tell them they are Legendairy

12. You should always sweet treat yourself

13. We all know how ice cream parents are. They like to play flavorites.

14. You should be living the cream.

15. Ice cream is a part of the cream team amongst desserts.

16. If you are an ice cream lover, you're the cream of the crop

17. We get into unhealthy relationships with ice creams because they are so cold.

18. I just love to eat ice cream a waffle lot.

19. I think eating ice cream makes me waffle-y cute.

20. One thing that all ice creams love to do is chill.

21. Ice cream lovers usually dance to the song 'Watch me whip.'

22. Reese eats her ice cream Witherspoon.

23. Ice cream, because I am hungry for some ice cream.

24. I love ice cream so cherry much.

25. Everyone loves to have ice cream over at their party because they are cool.

26. Popsicles are the snobbiest of all ice creams. They have a stick up their back.

27. An ice cream’s favorite breed of dog is a dashchundae.

28. Ice cream cones as parents are just big softies.

29. Astronauts usually love eating their ice cream on floats.

30. The kind of ice cream that electricians love to eat is Shock a lot.

Ice Cream Puns That Will Have You Melting

Various colorful ice cream balls with mint leaf in waffle basket isolated on white background

Here's a list of the sweetest ice cream puns that will make your heart melt.

31. You could easily write your dessertation on ice cream.

32. If you want to become successful in the ice cream business, do not go sweeting the small stuff.

33. Anything is popsicle if you just eat ice cream and believe in yourself.

34. You need to reach as soon as popsicle before the ice cream melts.

35. When ice cream makers pass away, they are usually buried in creametries.

36. Mint ice creams are usually found hanging out in casinos because they always have so many chips.

37. I just wanted to say cone-gratulations on winning the ice cream eating contest.

38. Ice cream parent never cone-done bad behavior from their kids.

39. An ice cream's favorite TV Show is 'Game of Cones.' They just love Jon Snowcone.

40. I lose cone-trol when I eat ice cream.

41. My cone worst enemy is weight gain after eating a bucket of ice cream.

42. If you want to motivate an ice cream lover, just say, "You cone do it!"

43. If you want to be cool, eat ice cream.

44. Jokes about ice cream are usually the cone-iest but very sweet too.

45. The only flavor of ice cream that is late for everything is choco-late.

46. A fight amongst ice cream parents about their kids is known as a custardy battle.

47. Ice cream lovers love the new song 'Cool,' by 'Jonas Brothers.'

48. The ice cream flavor that deer love to eat is Chocolate chip cookie doe.

49. When the ice cream had a son, he became a pop-sicle.

50. The only place you should visit for ice cream when you have the munchies is Cold Stoned Creamery!

51. An ice cream's favorite son lyrics is "Halo darkness, my old friend."

52. Most ice cream lovers love the song 'Halo from the other side' by Adele.

53. I am taking an umbrella out to buy ice cream because there might be a chance of sprinkles

54. When the two ice cream vans crashed, the cops laid some cones out on the motorway. Nobody suffered whippy lash, luckily.

55. I cannot imagine a day without ice cream. It is un-cone-stitutional.

56. A hairy animal blended into an ice cream is called a McFurry.

56. A metalhead working at Cold Stone should be called Alice Scooper.

57. A rapper working at Cold Stone should be called Scoop Dogg.

58. When the circumference of a bowl of ice cream is divided by its diameter, you end up with a Pi a’la mode.

59. Ice creams are bad at tennis because they always have a soft serve.

60. A robber broke into the ice cream store and stole all the 31 ice cream flavors. It was a Baskin-Robbery.

61. The ice cream truck broke down because of the rocky road.

62. Ice cream cones make the best journalists because they always get a scoop.

63. Dracula's favorite ice cream flavor is Veinilla.

64. Ice cream cones make the worst athletes. They are always getting licked.

65. The ice screamed because the banana split.

66. Nobody likes inviting ice cream cone to parties because they are a drip.

67. The best band that you can listen to when you are eating ice cream is 'Spoon.'

68. The popsicle said to his sonsicle, "Stick with me, little one."

69. When the popsicle got given to a lawyer he said, "I guess I just got served!"

70. A pig's favorite ice cream brand is Hoggin Daz.

Ice Cream Puns About Love

This is a list of some romantic ice cream puns.

71. I don’t de-serve you

72. You make me want to melt.

73. My love for you is un-cone-ditionally.

74. You are my one and cone-ly love.

75. I love you Strawberry much!

76. You and I are just mint to be.

77. Life is not a rocky road when I'm with you.

78. I am totally nuts about you.

78. You are simply the sweetest.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly jokes and puns for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for ice cream puns, then why not take a look at pie jokes Or for something different, try seaside jokes.

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Written by Rajnandini Roychoudhury

Bachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

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Rajnandini RoychoudhuryBachelor of Arts specializing in English, Master of Arts specializing in English

With a Master of Arts in English, Rajnandini has pursued her passion for the arts and has become an experienced content writer. She has worked with companies such as Writer's Zone and has had her writing skills recognized by publications such as The Telegraph. Rajnandini is also trilingual and enjoys various hobbies such as music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading classic British literature. 

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