15 Best 'Animal House' Quotes For National Lampoons Fans

There are a total of 40 movies in this series.

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National Lampoon was a magazine that was extremely popular in the 1970s.

With the growing popularity of the magazine, the creators decided to bring the characters to the big screen. And as a result, a large number of movies and TV shows were made.

A total of 40 movies were made from 1978 to 2015. 'Animal House' is the first movie in this series. The movie depicts the stories of a group of boys at Faber College. This comedy movie was made in 1978 and starred Kevin Bacon, Donald Sutherland, and John Belushi. So why wait, go through this article and recount the movie, and if you can make time, watch the movie this weekend!

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Best Quotes From 'Animal House'

'Animal House' quotes are enjoyed by all.

Here are some funny National Lampoon's quotes from 'Animal House'.

1."Dean Vernon Wormer: Here are your grade point averages.

Mr. Kroger: Two C's, two D's, and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?

Flounder: Hello!"

- 'Animal House'.

2. "What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

-John Blutarsky.

3. "Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.

Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night."

- 'Animal House'.

4. "Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the psych test was wrong.

Boon: Every one?"

- 'Animal House'.

5. "'Boon: Want me to go alone?

Katy: Baby, I don't want you to go at all.

Boon: It's a fraternity party. I'm in the fraternity. How can I miss it?

Katy: I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend."

- 'Animal House'.

Funniest Quotes From National Lampoon's 'Animal House'

The band 'Otis and The Knights' played in the movie's concert.

Listed below are the funniest quotes of the movie along with quotes on the toga party and the best Bluto quotes.

6. "Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!"

-Eric Stratton.

7. "Charming guy with guitar: I gave my love a cherry, that had no stone, I gave my love a chicken, that had no bones, I gave my love a story, that had no end, I gave my…

Bluto: [grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall] Sorry."

- 'Animal House'.

8. "Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You use my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I’ll have your legs broken."


9. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-Dean Wormer.

10. "Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!

Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.

Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence."

- 'Animal House'.

Coolest 'Animal House' Movie Quotes

Here you will find quotes about college going down the drain, quotes on seven years of college and the toga party, Larry Kroger quotes, Doug Neidermeyer quotes, Carmine de Pasto quotes and D Day quotes. You also get quotes from the hilarious Boon, there are no reasons not to laugh out loud!

11. "Boon: Where are you going? We just got here.

Katy: No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining a boy from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.

Boon: Umm - maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend."

- 'Animal House'.

12. "Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring, too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible."

-Professor Jennings.

13. "See if you can guess what I am now. [puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and slams his cheeks with his fists and spits it out] I'm a zit! Get it??"

-John Blutarsky.

14. "Dean Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

Dean: I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?"

- 'Animal House'.

15. "Honestly, Boon, you're 21 years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time."


Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Animal House' quotes then why not take a look at 80s movie quotes, or 'Home Alone' quotes.


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