30 Best 'School Of Rock' Quotes To Get You To School On Time

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Directed by Richard Linklater, 'School Of Rock' is a 2003 musical comedy film, starring Jack Black, and Joan Cusack, to name a few.

Born in August 1969, Jack Black is a musician and the lead guitarist of the hard rock band Tenacious D. He is an all-rounder, who could not only sing, but also is an actor and comedian, while he plays the songs in the movie, he didn't write them, they were written by Craig Wedren.

'School Of Rock' is a rock musical, which debuted on 6 December, 2015, with a plot similar to the 2003 movie of the same name. The movie gained excellent coverage and people loved it throughout. With some tremendous acting and good vocal skills, this movie is considered to be one of the classics. Ned Schneebly quotes, quotes from 'School Of Rock', Jack Black movie quotes, 'School Of Rock' lyric quotes, Jack Black 'School Of Rock' quotes, Dewey Finn quotes, Freddy Jones quotes are liked by all. Given below is a list of quotes from 'School Of Rock'.

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'School Of Rock' Movie Quotes

'School Of Rock' quotes are famous.

With an epic storyline and some fabulous actors, this movie was a masterpiece. Jack Black played the role of Dewey Finn and stole the show. Here's a list of some of the famous quotes from 'School Of Rock'.

1. "Ned Schneebly: I don't know, why don't you sell one of your guitars or something?

Dewey Finn: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?"

- 'School Of Rock'.

2. "Dude, I service society by rocking, OK? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music!"

- Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

3. . "Math is a wonderful thing

Math is a really cool thing

So get off your ath let's do some math

Math, math, math, math, math."

- Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

4. "Excuse me, I've just been informed that all of your children are missing!"

- Principal Rosalie Mullins, 'School Of Rock'.

5. "You're tacky and I hate you."

- Billy, 'School Of Rock'.

6. "Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?

Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?

Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday."

- 'School Of Rock'.

7. "I'm gonna form my own band. And we are gonna start a revolution. Okay?"

- Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

8." Does anyone have any food? No, you're not gonna get in trouble. I'm hungry."

- Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

9." No it's nine. You're right, I was testing you. It's nine. And that's a magic number."

- Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

10. "I like to eat. Is that such a crime?"

- Mr. S, 'School Of Rock'.

Funny 'School Of Rock' quotes

'School Of Rock' quotes are funny.

With the perfect blend of comedy and music, Richard Linklater sure knows how to pull off a good movie, and this film is one of the best examples. The following is a list of some hilarious quotes from the movie.

11." And then, Zack, you come in with a face-melter."

-' School Of Rock'.

12. "Dewey Finn: Katie, what was that thing you were playing today, the big thing?

Katie: Brown Cello.

Dewey Finn: Ok. This is a bass guitar. And it's the exact same thing but instead of playing it like this you tip it on the side cello, you got a bass."

- 'School Of Rock'.

13. "In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you."

-Dewey Finn,' School Of Rock'.

14. "I'm talking about bands that rock; Led Zeppelin!...Don't tell me you guys have never gotten the Led out? Jimmy Page, Robert Plant? Ring any bells? What about Sabbath?"

- Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

15. "God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen."

-Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

16. "You're a fat loser and you have body odor."

- Lawrence, 'School Of Rock'.

17. "Lawrence: A science project?

Dewey Finn: No, it's called... Rock Band."

- 'School Of Rock'.

18. " Read between the lines, Theo. You guys, you know what? You're nuts."

- Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

19. "I will see you cats on the flip flop later."

-Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

20. "Battle of the Band directors: What do they all have?

Dewey Finn: It's a rare blood disease: "Stick-it-to-da-man-noisis".

- 'School Of Rock'.

21." Dewey Finn: You, Freddy, what do you like to do?

Freddy Jones: I dunno... burn stuff?"

- 'School Of Rock'.

22. "Ned: "Patty, come on, I'm on this."

Patty: "Oh, you're on this? You're on this? He's walking all over you."

- 'School Of Rock'.

23. "I have been touched by your kids."

- Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

Best 'School Of Rock' Quotes

A specialty of this movie is the great child actors, followed by the splendid performance and the quality scenes and great lines. Given below are some of the best quotes taken from 'School Of Rock.'

24. “The School Of Rock. And we shall teach rock ‘n’ roll to the world.”

-Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

25. "Miss 'Dumbum' ain't your teacher today, I am. And I've got a headache, and the runs."

-Dewey Finn,' School Of Rock'.

26. "Those who can't teach, teach gym. LOL."

- Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

27. "You've heard of Aretha Franklin, right? She's a big lady. But when she sings, she blows people's minds. Everyone wants to party with Aretha!"

-Dewey Finn, 'School Of Rock'.

28. "Patty: And Ned has the most important job there is.

Dewey Finn: Temping?

Ned: Dewey, a substitute teacher is not a temp!

Dewey Finn: He's a babysitter!

Ned: Oh, yeah, you think it's so easy? Well, I'd like to see you try. You wouldn't last one day."

- 'School Of Rock'.

29. "Summer: I don't want to be a cheerleader. Look, my mom is a room parent, and she's not gonna be happy when she hears about this.

Dewey Finn: Summer, I didn't want to tell you this in front of the class, but I made a special position just for you: Band manager.

Summer: Band manager? What's that?"

- 'School Of Rock'.

30. "Dewey Finn: Ah, what do they teach in this place? Summer, you're the class whatever, go up to the board.

Summer: Factotum.

Dewey Finn: Factot'er. New schedule: 8:15-10:00, rock history. 10:00-11:00, rock appreciation and theory. And then band practice till the end of the day."

- 'School Of Rock'.

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