101+ Best Weekend Quotes To Celebrate The End Of The Week

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Not enjoying a weekend is something you'll regret later.

The two days at the end of the week are called the weekend. These are Saturday and Sunday, and they are most people's favorite days!

Many of us wait eagerly for Saturday and Sunday so that we can do whatever we want to in this free time. Everyone has different plans on weekends; some go away for the weekend, some wake up early on the weekends and others enjoy some exercise, but whatever it is, people are always ready to do something on the weekends.

Sadly, we can't bring the weekend to you any faster but we can give you a list of weekend quotes. These quotes provide the perfect way to say that you enjoy the weekend,a s they encapsulate everything we love about it!

If you like what you're reading, check out these [Wednesday quotes] and these thankful Thursday quotes too.

Funny Weekend Quotes

A weekend can be anything you make of it. We have a few funny quotes about the weekend that will make you laugh this weekend.

1. "The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend."

― Chuck Palahniuk, 'Invisible Monsters', 1999.

2. "Hands up if you're ready to do something you'll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing."

― Florence Welch.

3. It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning."

Jimmy Buffett.

4. "Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend."

– Zenna Schaffer.

5. "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

― Bill Watterson.

6. "There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends."

– Arnot Sheppard.

7. "Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday."

– Ogden Nash.

8. Always strive to excel, but only on weekends."

― Richard Rorty.

9. "Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful."

— Casey Stengel.

10. "Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football."

-S.A. Sachs.

Enjoy The Weekend Quotes

These positive weekend quotes, happy weekend quotes and Memorial Day weekend quotes will make you want the weekend to come faster. Check out the list of weekend quotes that will help you enjoy your happy weekend even more. These weekend quotes perfectly describe how we feel about Saturday and Sunday.

11. "I live, I live, I live for the weekend."

-Triumph, 'I Live For The Weekend', 1980.

12. "A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book."

- Robert M. Gates.

13. "I feel like I'm dreamin', let's both get away this weekend."

-Phora, 'This Weekend', 2020.

14. "Oh, I put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend."

-Calvin Harris 'Ready For The Weekend'.

15. "I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel."

― Audrey Hepburn.

16. "If you find you are stressed out during the week, then it is even more important that you focus on what you want to do for the weekend, don't bring work home."

— Kate Summers.

17. "I like doing things where I can get dirty, work with my hands, and use power tools. Last weekend, I did some grouting."

-Nathan Fillion.

18. "It's gonna be a rock and roll weekend, eight o'clock's when the show begins."

-Sammy Hagar, 'Rock N' Roll Weekend', 1977.

19. "Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts, and batteries for the remote control."

– Diana Jordan.

20. "They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do."

– Richard Nelson Bolles.

21. "I work mostly during the week, and on the weekend I get to hang out with friends, so it balances out pretty well."

- Jimmy Bennett.

22. "Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another."

- Elizabeth Eulberg, 'Prom And Prejudice', 2011.

23. "The weekend is a time for nos – no alarm clock, no rushing, no urgent phone calls, no working nights!"

- Catherine Pulsifer.

24. "Weekends are for the warriors..."

-A Change Of Pace, 'Weekend Warriors', 2006.

25. "A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book."

- Robert M. Gates.

26. "Uh huh, gotta get up gotta get up, send you up send you up, on a seven day weekend."

-Grace Jones, '7 Day Weekend', 1992.

27. "Eating is my main hobby now, and most of what I do on the weekend revolves around that."

-Daniel Bruhl.

28. "It took a lost weekend in a hotel in Amsterdam... Are you laughing at me now?"

-Lloyd Cole And The Commotions, 'Lost Weekend', 2008.

29. "Here comes, comes the weekend, hear it calling like a siren eh oh eh oh."

-Pink, 'Here Comes The Weekend', 2012.

Friday Night Quotes

Happy weekend quotes makes happy weekend happier.

Friday night is the start of the weekend and it makes the upcoming Saturday and Sunday even better. Check out this list of Friday night quotes.

30. "I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun."

-Hannah Rhoades.

31. "Friday comes 'n' I'm thinkin' of you, 'Cause at five o'clock, they're gonna set me loose."

-Triumph, 'I Live For The Weekend', 1980.

32. "Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it."

― Robert Black.

33. "The sun shines brightest on Fridays because it knows that the weekend is here."

― Anthony T. Hincks.

34. "Music always sounds better on Friday."

― Lou Brutus.

35. "It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?"

― Amy Neftzger.

36. "Not for nothing is their motto TGIF? Thank God It's Friday.'"

– Richard Nelson Bolles.

37. "Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday."

― David Chiles.

38. "Making food is a wonderful way to spend a Friday night."

-Chrissy Teigen.

39. "Raise all of the glasses high, this one's to all of us sittin' around here on Friday night."

-A Change Of Pace, 'Weekend Warriors', 2006.

40. "If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either."

-James Johnson.

41. "Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you're so close to freedom."

― Lauren Oliver.

42. "On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead."

― Stephen Chbosky.

43. "There was something about a Friday night in the city with no plans that made you feel like … well, like a bit of a loser."

― Jojo Moyes.

44. "It's Friday, I'm in love."

- The Cure, 'Friday I'm In Love'.

Sunday Quotes

Sundays look good from a distance but disappear soon.

We have a list of Sunday quotes for you here to ensure a happy weekend!

45. "The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still."

―Jean Rhys, 'Voyage In The Dark', 1934.

46. "Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it's even begun."

- Catherine McCormack.

47. "It was the kind of Sunday to make one ache for Monday morning."

― Joan Didion, 'South And West: From A Notebook', 2017.

48." Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It's kind of like trick-or-treating."

– Chuck Palahniuk.

49. "Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon."

― A.D. Posey.

50. "Sunday, the day for the language of leisure."

― Elfriede Jelinek, 'The Piano Teacher', 1983.

51. "Sunday was made for flowers."

― Anthony T. Hincks.

52. "If you don't waste Sundays, you will be less likely to waste Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays."

– Matthew Kelly.

53. "Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week."

― Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

54. "Don't judge men's wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance."

– Benjamin Franklin.

55. "Do not let Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan."

– Albert Schweitzer.

56. "Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week."

― Joseph Addison.

57. "Sundays are like confetti floating in the air in slow motion, in the evening they reach the ground and you hope a bit of wind could blow on them so they could fly a bit longer."

― Alain Bremond-Torrent, 'Running Is Flying Intermittently' 2013.

58. "The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible."

-Mark Morris.

Saturday Quotes

Saturday is perhaps the most loved day of the week. Here are a few Saturday quotes for you to enjoy.

59. "Saturday is a day for the spa. Relax, indulge, enjoy, and love yourself, too."

― Ana Monnar, 'Relax: New And Selected Poems', 2004.

60. "...if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it's probably because you need the sleep."

– Sophia Bush.

61. "Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have plans."

― Mike Birbiglia.

62. "On Saturday afternoons, they deserve something to go and shout about."

– Rodney Marsh.

63. "It was a beautiful Saturday. We were sitting in a cafe, and enjoying our coffee."

― Avijeet Das.

64. "And I will find comfort in the simpleness of sitting with her on a Saturday afternoon with nothing else to do."

– Darnell Lamont Walker, 'Book Of She'.

65. "Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through."

― Anthony Burgess.

66. "Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week."

― Anthony T. Hincks.

67. "Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath."

– Lyndon B. Johnson.

68. "I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday."

― Chip Gaines.

69. "I want to be known for the work I've done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights."

– Amanda Bynes.

70. "Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."

― Ogden Nash.

71. "I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time, so I go to the gym."

– Ehud Olmert.

Inspirational Weekend Quotes

An inspirational quote for the weekend might help you enter your happy weekend feeling motivated.

72. "When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!"

-Jonathan Brandis.

73. "Well I wish that I could have myself, a seven day weekend."

-Gary U. S. Bonds, 'Seven Day Weekend', 1991.

74. "I'm learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company."

— Zoe Saldana.

75. "Everybody's working for the weekend, everybody wants a new romance."

-Loverboy, 'Working For The Weekend', 1981.

76. "Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family."

-Bo Bennett.

77. "Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?"

- Marilyn Vos Savant.

78. "I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend."

- Debasish Mridha.

79. "I need a big weekend, kick up the dust."

- Tom Petty, 'Big Weekend', 2006.

80. "On your deathbed, will you wish you'd spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?"

– Hal Borland.

81. "The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it."

– F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Crack-Up', 2009.

82. "Weekends are about replenishment and rejuvenation."

-Neil Morrissey.

83. "Without the weekend, where would the week be?"

― Anthony T. Hincks.

84. "The weekends are too short for sleep!"

― Bryant A. Loney, 'To Hear The Ocean Sigh', 2015.

The Best Weekend Quotes

Best weekend ever quotes are the perfect thing to read before a weekend starts.

85. "A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."

– Artie Lange.

86. "It's not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It's that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days"

― James A. Murphy.

87. "...stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend."

― Elizabeth C. Bunce.

88. "Unless it's an emergency, don't bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends."

– Merv Griffin.

89. "I miss everything we used to have with her again, every other weekend."

-Reba McEntire.

90. "In an ideal world, I'd spend every weekend at my home in Zermatt in Switzerland."

– Vanessa Mae.

91. "There aren't enough days in the weekend."

– Rod Schmidt.

92. "Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them."

- John Shirley.

93. "Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test.'

-Hal Borland.

94. "Typically a weekend retreat for the heart, soul and palate, brunch is the perfect way to unwind and reconnect."

-Marcela Valladolid.

95. "See the lonely boy, out on the weekend

Trying to make it pay

Can't relate to joy, he tries to speak and

Can't begin to say"

-Neil Young, 'Out On The Weekend', 1972.

96. "Time in Wales would definitely be part of my ideal weekend, at my own hotel, set in 72 acres of absolute gorgeousness."

-Neil Morrissey.

97. "Imagine living a life where everyday are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make everyday your weekend."

― James A. Murphy.

98. "You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing."

- Derek Jeter.

99. "Must have a change from the sight of this strange lonely town over the weekend."

-Dianne Reeves

100. "Cozy + smell of pancakes - alarm clock = weekend"

― Amy Krouse Rosenthal.

101. "It's difficult to win unless you're bored,

And you might have to plan for the weekend wars."

-MGMT, 'Weekend Wars'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our weekend quotes, why not look at these at the end of the day quotes, Transformation Tuesday quotes, or [Monday coffee quotes] for more?


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