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Why Bill and Ted quotes?

Bill & Ted is a popular American media franchise created by Chris Matheson and Ed Solomon. The franchise began with the first installment of a move-trilogy, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' released in 1989. The film's success led to its sequels' Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey' released in 1991 and 'Bill & Ted Face The Music' released in 2020. The franchise started expanding in 1990, starting as a television series and growing into a DC comics comic book, video games, a musical, and even cereal. The movie's lead actors are Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves, along with the cameo of the famous late comedian George Carlin. The story is based on a science-fiction comedy genre, centered around the time-travel adventures of two metalhead friends, Bill and Ted. Both of them have many catchphrases and callbacks. They have said 'Excellent', a record of 30 times in the films, along with repetitive catchphrases like 'Woah', 'Yeah', and 'Bogus'. Their most popular catchphrase is 'Party on, dude!', hilariously used when Bill and Ted go to the future. The audience and the critics appreciated the films, leading to massive success and numerous adaptations. Revisit some outstanding adventures of Bill and Ted and the hilarious moments from their lives through these Bill and Ted quotes.      

Cool Bill And Ted Quotes 

"Bill: You ditched Napoleon!

Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?" - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Princess Elizabeth: You're the ones we saw in front of the castle.

Ted: I am Ted of San Dimas, and, uh, I bring to you a message of love." - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Bill: Whoa! Ted! You're alive!

Ted: Yeah! I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor." - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super-band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

“How’s it hangin’, Death?” - Ted, ‘Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey’

"Dude, it's Sigmund Frood." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Ted: OK, the lady in that car over there said that Marco Polo was in the year 1275.

Bill: It's not just a water sport, I knew it!" - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Ted: Miss Preston, we'd like you to meet some of our… friends.

Bill: This is… Dave Beeth-Oven... Maxine of Arc... Herman the Kid...

Ted: Bob Genghis Khan... So-crates Johnson... Dennis Freud. And uh... Abraham Lincoln.we'd - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Ted: These are heavy.

Bill: Yeah. Heavy Metal." - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Ah, Napoleon. I… am Bill. We'll take you back to France after you tell us what you think of San Dimas." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Most outstanding, Rufus! Let's jam!" - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"This has been a most excellent adventure." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"So-crates - "The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing"." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Bill: OK, Ted: George Washington. One: The father of our country.

Ted: Two: Born on Presidents' Day!

Bill: Three: The dollar bill guy." - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"TedWell, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?

BillThat is why we need Eddie Van Halen!

Ted: And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.

Bill and Ted: EXCELLENT!" - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in 1269." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Evil Bill: Not bad...

Evil Ted: Yeah. Let's make it bad." - 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"As you can see, Genghis greatly enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Catch you later, evil dude." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"Miss Wardroe: You can't sing. I mean, the girls, they can play but you guys…

Bill: Girls mature faster than guys." - 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"Mr. Ryan: Now… who was Joan of Arc?

Ted: Noah's wife?" - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

Inspirational Bill And Ted Quotes

"Be excellent to each other." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"I have a feeling; things are about to change in the most outstanding way." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted Face The Music'

"You have had many counter-intuitive ideas over the years, but this is by far the counter-intuitivist of them all, dude!" - Bill, 'Bill & Ted Face The Music'

"Ted, we have the destiny to fulfill. Think about our fans, dude!" - Bill, 'Bill & Ted Face The Music'

"Dude! You were playing 40-minute bass solos. No one but you could play!" - Ted, 'Bill & Ted Face The Music'

"In case you're wondering, I'm essentially an infinite me." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted Face The Music'

"Ted: Sometimes things don't make sense.

Bill: ..until the end of the story" - 'Bill & Ted Face The Music'

(Bill and Ted quotes are really fun to read.)

Best Bill And Ted Quotes

"Shut up Ted." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Dude, we've spent our whole life trying to write the song that will unite the world. What makes us think we can write it in like, 75 minutes?" - Ted, 'Bill & Ted Face the Music'

"Bill: Ted... Alaska.

Ted: Okay... Um... Had wooden teeth, and chased Moby Dick.

Bill: That's Captain Ahab, dude!" - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"And over here, our bass player, the Duke of Spook, the Doc of Shock, The Man with No Tan, please say hello to Death himself, the Grim Reaper." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"We're in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow, Ted." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"OK, we get it… you're a grateful, totally insecure, somehow dead robot named Dennis Caleb McCoy." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted Face The Music'

"Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups!" - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"Ted: Oh, wait! Remember Disney World? Hall of Presidents?

Bill: Yeah, good, what did he say?

Ted: Welcome to the Hall of Presidents!" - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"How is that stealing if we're stealing from ourselves, dude?" - Bill, 'Bill & Ted Face The Music'

"Billy the Kid: Here's the deal. What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep.

Bill and Ted: Sounds good, Mr. the Kid." - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Dead Bill: Hey, you wanna play 20 questions?

Dead Ted: Okay! I got one!

Dead Bill: Are you a mineral?

Dead Ted: Yeah!

Dead Bill: Are you a tank?

Dead Ted: Whoa! Yeah!" - 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"Ted: Now what?

Bill: I dunno. Philosophize with him." - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.

Ted: Iron Maiden?

Bill and Ted: Excellent!

Henry VII: Execute them.

Bill and Ted: Bogus!" - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

Top Bill And Ted Quotes

"Party on, dudes!" - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Ted: Dude, we gotta pass; otherwise, there's no more band.

Bill: Why?

Ted: My dad's sending me to military school." - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"I can't believe we just melvined Death!" - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Dude we're in Heaven and we just mugged three people." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Yeah! We got totally lied to by our album covers." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"That was non-non-non-non-NON-Heinous!" - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Whoa. He didn't even card us, dude." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"That conversation made more sense this time." - Bill, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"It's a little on the dark side. But, you know, that's cool." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted Face The Music'

"All we are is dust in the wind, dude." - Ted, 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Dead Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.

Dead Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.

Dead Bill: Oh, well then they're yours, dude." - 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"Dead Bill: Don't "Fear the Reaper!"

[Bill and Ted do an air guitar]

Grim Reaper: I heard that." - 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'

"Ted: What if we were lying?

Bill: Why would we lie to ourselves?" - 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'

"Ted: Please enjoy the first three movements of...

Bill and Ted: That which binds us through time. The Chemical, Physical and Biological nature of Love. An Exploration of the meaning of meaning.

Bill: Part one" - 'Bill & Ted Face The Music'

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