85 Fred Weasley Quotes

Fred Weasley was a major character in the Harry Potter series of books written by J. K. Rowling which were later turned into films.

Fred was the son of Arthur and Molly Weasley with three older brothers Bill, Charlie, and Percy, twin brother George, younger brother Ron and younger sister Ginny. Fred and George Weasley were pranksters and inventors by birth and wanted to be entrepreneurs as they grew up.

Fred Weasley was a pure-blood wizard admitted to Gryffindor house in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Fred and George are known for their sense of humor and they worked as Beaters in Gryffindor Quidditch Team. Later they joined Dumbledore's Army. Fred left Hogwarts shortly prior to graduation to fulfill his dream of being an entrepreneur. He, along with his twin brother started their own Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, a joke shop, and became successful.

We have organized these amazing 85 quotes to make your day and leave you fully energized. So, meet with a born prankster and inventor, twin brother of George Weasley, and a pure-blood wizard Fred Weasley. Unleash the prankster in you with these quotes but remember not to venture into Diagon alley or get caught by Dumbledore.

Read here some of the best quotes from Fred Weasley that have many lines that everyone loves in the Harry Potter Series. It is full of color and enthusiasm.

“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire', J. K. Rowling.

“You’re perfect? Oh, Ronnie! That’s everyone in the family!” 
― 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix', J. K. Rowling.

“I dunno though, I think I’m still better looking"
― 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows', J. K. Rowling.

"Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march."
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

“Holey? You have the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”

-'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows', J.K. Rowling

"Well done, Harry. Wood’s just told us."
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

"Brutal, but no one’s died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they’ll turn up in a month or two!"
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

"You know, George, I’ve always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement."

"Hey, look — Harry’s got a Weasley sweater, too!” 
(Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow F on it, the other a G.)
“'Harry’s is better than ours, though', said Fred, holding up Harry’s sweater." 
“She obviously makes more of an effort if you’re not family."
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

"Time is Galleons, little brother."
― 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix', J. K. Rowling.

"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you."
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

Here are some of the funny Fred Weasley quotes from the Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling that will make you laugh.

“Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?”
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.” 
― 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix', J. K. Rowling.

“Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you’ve – you’ve blown up a toilet or – Blown up a toilet? We’ve never blown up a toilet.
Great idea though, thanks, Mum.” 
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

“Fred and George turned to each other and said together, ‘Wow, we’re identical!’ "
― 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows', J. K. Rowling.

“Where’s the fun without a bit of risk?” 
― 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire', J. K. Rowling.

“You’re joking, Perce! You are actually joking, Percy… I don’t think I’ve heard you joke since you were.”

-J. K. Rowling

“Longbottom, if brains were gold, you’d be poorer than Weasley, and that’s saying something.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,' " Hermione was saying, 
"And then there's A-" 
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' "
"And I've always thought Fred and I should've got an E in everything because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

-J. K. Rowling

“Where is Wood?” said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn’t there. 
“Still in the showers,” said Fred. “We think he’s trying to drown himself.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban', J. K. Rowling.

“We’ll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!”
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?”
― 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix', J. K. Rowling.

“You haven’t got a letter on yours,” George observed. “I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid-we know we’re called Fred and Forge.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

"Nice try Harry, but not good enough".
― 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban', J. K. Rowling.

"One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley."
― 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix', J. K. Rowling.

"Blimey,” said the other twin. “Are you — ?” 
“He is,” said the first twin. 
“Aren’t you?” he added to Harry. 
“What?” said Harry. 
“Harry Potter,” chorused the twins. 
“Oh, him,” said Harry. “I mean, yes, I am."
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

"How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. 
George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. 
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?" 
"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, reddit?
― 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows', J. K. Rowling.

“Fred, you next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell me I'm George?"
"Sorry, George, dear."
"Only joking, I am Fred," said the boy, and off he went.
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

Fred Weasley is a courageous person. He makes you laugh, and sad leaves you amazed and motivates you at the same time too. Here are some of the Courageous Fred Weasley Quotes that inspire you.

“Want to come to the ball with me?”
― 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire', J. K. Rowling.

“Nicked it from Filch’s office, of course, the first year.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban', J. K. Rowling.

“Time to sit down,” Fred told Harry, “Or we’re going to get run over by the bride.” 
― 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows', J. K. Rowling.

“What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban', J. K. Rowling.

“The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms?” 
― 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows', J. K. Rowling.

“And suddenly, their wardrobes were empty, their trunks were packed, Neville’s toad was found lurking in a corner of the toilets; notes were handed out to all students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays (‘I always hope they’ll forget to give us these,’ said Fred Weasley sadly).”
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

“I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing… maybe you’ve got to attack him while he’s in the shower, Harry.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire', J. K. Rowling.

"Oh, get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred.
“Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling.
― 'Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets', J. K. Rowling.

"We let off a Dung bomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason—" 
"So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual—" 
"—detention—" 
"—disembowelment—"
― 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban', J. K. Rowling.

"We knew you wouldn’t die, Harry!"
― 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire', J. K. Rowling.

"I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph.
"I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a - a -" 
"Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron," said Fred. 
Percy swallowed. "Yes, I was!" 
"Well, you can't say fairer than that"
― 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows', J. K. Rowling.

(Fred Weasley is a courageous person and so were his lines. These quotes will offer you courage as well.)

Fred Weasley is an amazing character in the movie Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling. Here are some fantastic quotes from the movie that you will love it.

“Give her hell from us, Peeves.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix', J. K. Rowling.

“Oh, shut up Weatherby.” 
― 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire', J. K. Rowling.

“What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?” said Ron.
“Oh no, Ron,” came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. “No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire', J. K. Rowling.

“George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education.” 
“Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.
― 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix', J. K. Rowling.

“Yeah, size is no guarantee of power,” said George. “Look at Ginny.” 
“What d’you mean?” said Harry. 
“You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?”
― 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix', J. K. Rowling.

"Yeah, it’s not as bad as it seems. See? It’s fading already."

“The Ministry’s providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley. Everyone looked up at him.
"Why?" said Percy curiously. 
"It’s because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there’ll be little flags on the bonnets, with HB on them —"
"— For Humungous Bighead," said Fred.
― 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban', J. K. Rowling.

"The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."
― 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince', J. K. Rowling.

“Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!
Only joking, Mum.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone', J. K. Rowling.

“And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows', J. K. Rowling.

"And Hermione was struggling to her feet in the wreckage, and three red-headed men were grouped on the ground where the wall had blasted apart. Harry grabbed Hermione's hand as they staggered and stumbled over stone and wood. 'No - no - no!' someone was shouting."
― 'Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows', J. K. Rowling.

"And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset."
― 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix', J. K. Rowling.

“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, 'It unscrews the other way.”
― 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix', J. K. Rowling.