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28 'Invader Zim' Quotes From The Hilarious Nickelodeon Show

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But the childhood days were fun, weren't they? Surfing through Nickelodeon all day long and watching the shows that we love comprised most of the hours in the day.

Created by cartoonist and comic book writer Jhonen Vasquez, 'Invader Zim' is one such American animated science-fiction, dark-comedy television series featuring Zim of planet Irk, that used to air on Nickelodeon. Given below are some of the iconic Invader Zim quotes.

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Best 'Invader Zim' Quotes

An eccentric alien soldier, banished from his home planet, this is the story of Zim, an invader, trying to complete his mission. The following quotes are some of the best Gir from Invader Zim quotes, and quotes by other characters such as Zim and Dib.

1. "I'm an unstoppable death machine, you know."

- Zim, 'Invader Zim'.

2. "The Dib, he's missing! They've taken him and drained him of his sweet, sweet blood candies!"

- Zim, 'Invader Zim'.

3. "Dib: That's just dumb.

Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib. Dumb like a moose!"

- 'Invader Zim'.

4. "CHICKEN! I'm gonna eat you!"

- Gir, 'Invader Zim'.

5. "Zim: What are you watching?

Gir: Angry monkey.

Zim: That's one horrible monkey!

Gir: Mmhmm."

- 'Invader Zim'.

6. Dib: What about his horrible green head?

Zim: Insolent schoolboy! It's a skin condition.

Dib: And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears?

Zim: Yes.

- 'Invader Zim'.

7. "Tallest Purple: Besides, no invader has ever been so.. very small. You're very small, Zim. You're a tiny thing.

Zim: But invader's blood marches through my veins like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

- 'Invader Zim'.

8." All this time trying to subjugate the humans and all I had to do was charge them for it!"

- Zim, 'Invader Zim'.

9. "Zim: Zim has been captured by Sizz-lorr] Sizz-Lorr! But... I...

Sizz-Lorr: Escaped from me, yes. Escaped from your exile on Foodcourtia!

Zim: I don't know what you're... Wait a minute, it's all coming back to me!

Zim: Cashlook can take a break without exploding! Why can't I?"

- 'Invader Zim'.

10. "Gir: I am Government Man, come from the government. The government has sent me."

- 'Invader Zim'.

Funny Invader Zim Quotes

Often called Nickelodeons' black sheep

Often called Nickelodeons' black sheep, Invader Zim is undoubtedly the most hilarious show to have existed. The following are some of the funniest Invader Zim quotes.

11." Ruined. Ruined! Irken engineering reduced to... this! Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans, I will begin my war against... the bees!"

- Zim, 'Invader Zim'.

12 "Zim: He's bringing all the children to our secret lair? Do you realize what this means?

Gir: Yes! Wait a minute...no.

Zim: It means the mission is in jeopardy!

Gir: Aw man! [hums happily]"

- 'Invader Zim'.

13. "Zim: You speak craziness Earth boy! More organs means more human! It will work!

Dib : Chickenfoot, come back!"

- 'Invader Zim'.

14. "Your head smells like a puppy!"

- Gir, 'Invader Zim'.

15. "Dib: I... love Pustulio...

Zim: And Pustulio loves you, too. Release him, Smacky. He is part of the collective now."

- 'Invader Zim'.

16. "Professor Membrane: Where's your brother?

Gaz: He's in a pig filled netherworld cleaning out toilets with his head.

Professor Membrane : [Thinks Gaz is joking]  Ah! You're my funny child!"

- 'Invader Zim'.

17. "Shabby Guy: I want my slaw!

Eric: You have your slaw, sir!

- 'Invader Zim'.

18. "Ms. Bitters: Zim, are you going to bring your parents to Parent Teacher Night?

Zim: Yeah, sure, whatever.

[Zim looks up at a ceiling-mounted video camera]

Zim: Why would you tape that?"

- 'Invader Zim'.

19. "Zim: But I chose this particular worm hole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies: A room with a moose!!

Dib: AAAAAHHHH- Wait a minute! Did you say ..?

Zim: Yes. Your fear is overwhelming, no?"

- 'Invader Zim'.

20. "Gir: I miss my cupcake."

- 'Invader Zim'.

21. "Dib: Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!

Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down."

- 'Invader Zim'.

Cute Invader Zim Quotes

Sarcastic, dark, satirical, good, are some of the words used to describe Invader Zim of planet Irk. Given below is a list of Invader Zim quotes that is sure to make you roll on the floor, laughing

Sarcastic, dark, satirical, good, are some of the words used to describe Invader Zim of planet Irk. Given below is a list of Invader Zim quotes that is sure to make you roll on the floor, laughing.

22. "Take a good look, children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system."

- Ms. Bitters,'Invader Zim'.

23. "Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.

Gir.: Doom doom doom..."

- 'Invader Zim'.

24. "Gir: HOORAY FOR EARTH!

Zim: GIR! Earth is our enemy...

Gir: Oh I understand!

Zim: Stupid human propaganda! The very concept of superior alien species being failed by something as pathetic as "germs" is shear fantasy! Do you really believe that could happen? Ga heh.. heh ha ha ha!

Gir: Hahahahahahaha!"

- 'Invader Zim'.

25. "Zim: You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a pitiful failure! Stupid, stinking humans!

Gaz: Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?

Zim: Of course; they're right over there."

- 'Invader Zim'.

26. "Zim: For you, I'm thinking a dog.

Gir: Can I be a mongoose dog?"

- 'Invader Zim'.

27. "Almighty Tallest Red : You will be sent to a planet so mysterious, no one has even heard of it!

Almighty Tallest Purple: Right! And those who have heard of it dare not speak its name!"

- 'Invader Zim'.

28." Zim: Why would you do that?

Gir: To make room for the cupcake.

Zim: Great! Just great!"

- 'Invader Zim'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for 'Invader Zim' quotes then why not take a look at 'Wreck It Ralph' quotes or 'Lego Batman' quotes?

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