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65 Jason Mendoza Quotes For Fans Of The Good Place

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Jason Mendoza is one of the characters on the show 'The Good Place'.

The character was played by Manny or Manuel Luis Jacinto. He is a Canadian actor born on 19 August 1987.

'The Good Place' is an American show that has a fantasy comedy theme. Michael Schur created the series, premiering on 19 September 2016 and running up to 30 January 2020. The show has four seasons, 53 episodes, and many characters, including Eleanor Shellstrop, Michael, Janet, Tahani, Chidi Anagonye, and others.

Below, we have collected some quotes from the hilarious character Jason Mendoza. If you liked reading these, you could also check out these 'The Good Place' quotes or Tom Haverford quotes too.
 

The Best Jason Mendoza Quotes

In this section, you will find some of the best Jason Mendoza quotes from the show 'The Good Place'.

1. "I think Tahani's just embarrassed I'm not some kind of scientist who forecloses on banks."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

2. "I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am!"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

3. "In Jacksonville, I got a flu virus named after me."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

4. "Okay homies, you’re sad. I can tell ’cause you have the same looks on your faces that my teachers did whenever I raised my hand in class."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

5. "I have no idea what's going on, but everyone is talking and I should, too."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

6. "I called Janet 'girl' but she did not say 'not a girl.'"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

7. "You're cool, dope, fresh and smart-brained."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

8. "Well, my year started a year ago."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

9. "I'm probably just going to mess it up like I messed things up with Janet."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

10. "I think we might be in an alien zoo or on a prank show."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

11. "She's so pretty, like Nala from The Lion King. And she talks so smart, like, um, Nala, from The Lion King."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

Jason Mendoza Funny Quotes

Jason Mendoza is hilarious and has become one of the most loved characters

Here are some funny quotes from the show by Jason Mendoza.

12. "I can’t believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

13. "Yeah, We all need to be able to cheat off Chidi..."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

14. "In football, trying to run out the clock and hoping for the best never works. It’s called 'prevent defense.'"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

15. "Man, there's so many times that just this amount of money would have changed my life."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

16. "Michael said that there is nothing he could say that would make you realize he's really him."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

17. "You’re awesome! Be nicer to yourself."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

18. "This has been one of the craziest years of my life."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

19. "Take my credit card to the hedge fund! I’ll meet you at the martini store!"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

20. "Janet, you need to leave me. You're the smartest girl in the world..."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

21. "I miss being myself. Myself was the best."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

22. "Claustrophobic? Who would ever be afraid of Santa Claus?"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

23. "This is my bud-hole! It's just like a hole where me and my buds can hang out."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

24. "Back in Jacksonville, I was in charge of a 60-person dance crew."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

25. "You got a dope soul and hella ethics."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

26. "It doesn’t matter if you know things, it matters what’s in your heart."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

27. "I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, ’cause you’re good at everything."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

More Jason Mendoza 'The Good Place' Quotes

People of all ages across the world love ' The Good Place'.

In this section, you can read 'The Good Place' Jason Mendoza quotes that will leave you laughing.

28. "Janet, I just realized something. I love you."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

29. "Dude! We can get mythical animals? Maybe I’ll get a penguin."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

30. "I didn't get into heaven to go to school."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

31. "Can I be excused? Tahani's doing a brunch party and I want to get there before all the mini-waffles run out."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

32. "If you’re a devil, how come you’re not wearing Prada?"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

33. "I wasn't a failed DJ, I was pre-successful."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

34. "Where I’m from, most things blow up eventually."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

35. "I love getting my name on stuff."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

36. "You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like 'rat' and 'Jason,' but I know a little wisdom I can give you."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

37. "It wasn’t like I heard a bell ring or anything."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

38. "Awesome! I love being on teams."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

39. "Billy Joel! I found it on Etsy! There was nowhere to park! Did you fill-up the Brita?"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

40. "Jason: I love you so much, baby. Promise me you'll visit.

Janet: I will not. It is literally impossible for me to do that."

- 'The Good Place'.

41. "Everyone thinks I'm Taiwanese. I'm Filipino... Heaven is so racist."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

42. "You should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

43. "We’re refugees. What kind of messed up place would turn away refugees?"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

44. "Prevent defense just prevents you from winning! It’s always better to try something."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

45. "I know this sounds crazy, but I'm starting to think there might be more to life than amateur street dancing competitions."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

46. "I always trust dudes in bow ties."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

47. "I just suddenly had this calm feeling, like the air inside my lungs was the same as the air outside my body. It was peaceful."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

Famous Jason Mendoza Quotes

Here are some of the famous quotes from the hilarious character Jason Mendoza, some also about the 'bad place'.

48. "If we're on a team now, we need nicknames."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

49. "Eleanor: Penguins are real.

Jason: That’s the spirit, Eleanor. They’re real to me too."

- 'The Good Place'.

50. "Jason: Can I go to your house?

Janet: I don't have a house, Jason. I live in a boundless void.

Jason: Can I go there?

Janet: No. It's a boundless void."

- 'The Good Place.

51. "Eight is the best! It was a scale of one to thirteen but eight is highest. The scale went up and then back down like a tent."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

52. "Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don’t?"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

53. "What do you guys think the bad place is gonna be for you?"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

54. "I learned that when something dope comes along, you gotta lock it down!"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

55. "She's my everything. She makes the bass drop in my heart."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

56. "Here's the thing. I'm nice to you, and you're mean to me. There's something wrong about that, but I can't put my finger on what it is."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

57. "I know this sounds crazy, but I think we are in a bad place."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

58. "I could have gone to a real doctor instead of pretending I was a big dog so I could go to the vet."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

59. "Jason: Is there a gift shop?

Michael: Jason, this is Hell. Of course there's a gift shop."

- 'The Good Place'.

60. "Jason: Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.

Tahani: What are you talking about?

Jason: I'm ranking my favorite Fast and the Furious movies. You said you wanted to know who I am, and this is the best way to get to know me."

- 'The Good Place'.

61. "My name is Jason Mendoza. I'm a DJ from Florida, and I'm not supposed to be here! You gotta help me out, homie. I'm scared."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

62. "I’ll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I’ll be waiting for the base to drop. And it [crying], it’ll never come."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

63. "Jake Jortles, Molotov Cocktail Department."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

64. "Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom!"

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

65. "If you’re always frozen in fear and taking too long to figure out what to do, you’ll miss your opportunity, and maybe get sucked into the propeller of a swamp boat."

- Jason Mendoza, 'The Good Place'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Jason Mendoza quotes, why not look at these funny TV quotes or Ted Mosby quotes too?

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