20+ Memorable Perd Hapley Quotes From 'Parks & Rec'

Pederick L. Hapley or better known as Perd Hapley is a fictional character from 'Parks And Recreation' and a news anchor from the fictional city of Pawnee.

Perd Hapley was portrayed by Jay Jackson, and he was a news anchor in shows like 'Lights, Camera, Perd', 'Ya Heard? With Perd!', 'The Final Word With Perd' and a movie review show, on Channel 4. He spoke in a rhetorical way which made it even funnier for the fans.

From being Judge Perd at a court to a news anchor this hilarious character has done it all, making him one of the funniest and the most favorite characters in 'Parks And Recreation'. Perd is the funniest news anchor you'll ever see without a single grain of doubt. The best of Perd Hapley quotes will include all his repartee with Leslie Knope, the quote where he almost said that it's a good evening when a Mayor had died, 'Parks And Rec' best quotes from the 'Parks And Rec' news anchor, and of course, Perd Hapley best quotes.

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Perd Hapley did it all in the show, from being a movie critic to a judge. Here is a list of his best quotes.

1. “A slogan is a series of words that have a meaning.”

-Perd Hapley, Season Six, Episode 16.

2. “Well, the story of my interest level is: It’s medium.”

-Perd Hapley, Season Six, Episode 16.

3. "I'm Perd Hapley, and I just realized that I'm not holding my microphone."

-Perd Hapley, Season Six, Episode Ten.

4. "It's a heartwarming story but it's just not believable, which is why I give E.T. one and a half star."

- Perd Hapley, Season Five, Episode 16.

5. "There are some statistics that I'd like to share with you now, and they're numbers."

- Perd Hapley, Season Five, Episode Four.

6. "There you have it, where 'it' is the thing Leslie Knope just said about this situation."

- Perd Hapley, Season Four, Episode One.

7. "I have an update and that contains new information."

- Perd Hapley, Season Seven, Episode Five.

8. "Our next topic is 'Obamacare' which is short for 'Alabamacare'."

- Perd Hapley, Season Six, Episode 17.

9. "There is a thing such as journalistic integrity which I have as a journalist as with integrity."

- Perd Hapley, Season Six, Episode 13.

10. "Issue number one is the first issue we're going to talk about."

- Perd Hapley, Season Four, Episode 17.

Perd Hapley was easily one of the best and most hilarious characters of 'Parks And Recreation' after Leslie Knope. Here is a list of such quotes by Perd Hapley.

11. "Well, it's something I've been thinking about my whole life. What's this bird doing here?"

- Perd, Season Five, Episode 19.

12. "The story of this next dance is that it's called 'The Worm'."

- Perd, Season Two, Episode 22.

13. "Now it's time to move onto our next segment which is a commercial."

- Perd, Season Four, Episode 17.

14. "The story of that commercial break is: It's over."

- Perd, Season Five, Episode Four.

15. "Leslie, For viewers at home who might not know, are centaurs real?"

- Perd, Season Three, Episode 11.

16. “You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. And the 'it' that you heard was the things that these people just said. Now, a word from our sponsors.”

- Perd, Season Seven, Episode 14.

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17. "Well, the story of that appeal is, it was heartfelt. And in response to that appeal, I respond: Ok."

- Perd, Season Six, Episode 13.

18. "To be honest, Judge Perd is stumped by this case. I've also misplaced my judge hammer."

- Perd, Season Seven, Episode Five.

19. "Too close to call, a nail-biter, anybody's game. These are three phrases which you won't hear tonight."

- Perd, Season Six, Episode Seven.

20. "Also, joining us today is a different person."

- Perd, Season Three, Episode 11.

21. "Up next is my introduction to the next segment, and my introduction to the next segment is as follows: here's the next segment."

- Perd, Season Five, Episode Four.

22. "Good evening. I come to you tonight with some good news...is not a sentence I will be saying to you right now because beloved Pawnee Mayor Walter Gunderson has died."

- Perd, Season Seven, Episode 11.

23. "Now, Leslie, I understand that what you've brought to the show isn't a box of objects, but rather a symbolic box of allegations."

- Perd, Season Seven, Episode Five.

24. "Welcome to 'Ya' Heard? With Perd'. I'm Perd Hapley, the Perd I mentioned a second ago when I was telling you the name of my show. Now, here today are two people who are also my guests. Leslie Knope from the Department of the Interior and Congressman Ben Wyatt."

- Perd, Season Seven, Episode 14.

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