50 Bobby Boucher Quotes From The Famous 'The Waterboy'
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Bobby Boucher is the protagonist of the sports-oriented comedy film called 'The Waterboy.'
'The Waterboy' is a movie that features the rise of Bobby Boucher - a down on his luck man who is a waterboy for the local football team. If you think you would enjoy this, then do make sure you check out 'The Waterboy' quotes and Adam Sandler quotes.
Adam Sandler - Bobby Boucher Quotes
Some of the best 'The Waterboy' quotes are said by Adam Sandler in the role of the protagonist - Bobby Boucher. Other cast members include Henry Winkler, Kathy Bates, and others like Paco, Jerry Reed, playing characters like Coach Klein, Mama Bates, Townie, and more.
'The Waterboy' revolves around a 30-year-old and his rise to college football. Many things go wrong along the way, but ultimately, Bobby leads the team to play in the finals, and the best part is that they win.
With his conversations with Walter, Townie, Paco, Henry Winkler, and more, there is no shortage of funny movie quotes and sayings to keep you entertained.
Read on to know some amazing 'The Waterboy' quotes that will take you right back to the movie. These Adam Sandler quotes truly are hilarious!
1. “And by the way, Mama… alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata.”
-Bobby Boucher.
2. "That is the water that you serve to your players?"
-Bobby Boucher.
3. “I wasn’t gonna do nothin’, coach.”
-Bobby Boucher.
4. "Mama not a fan of restaurants or of of of me goin to one, but but but if you like some..times on a Sunday afternoon with charcoal bi biscuits and a grill.”
-Bobby Boucher.
5. “No, You’re wrong Colonel Sanders."
-Bobby Boucher.
6. "It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy."
-Bobby Boucher.
7. “Seein? I see a lot of girls… I see a lot of guys too.”
-Bobby Boucher.
8. “Coach, not only will I do it for you, I… I… I… yes, yes, I’ll do it for you.”
-Bobby Boucher.
9. “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
-Bobby Boucher.
10. "And I like Vicki, and she like me back!"
-Bobby Boucher.
11. "You do not have to...have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person."
-Bobby Boucher.
12. “Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?”
-Bobby Boucher.
13. “Excuse me, ladies, while I just go hang myself."
-Bobby Boucher.
14. “Well I like school… and I like football… and I’m gonna keep doin’ ’em both because they make me feel good.”
-Bobby Boucher.
15. “Oh yea, plenty of times. The other night, I was with my Mama and Coach Klein at the same time.”
-Bobby Boucher.
16. “Once again, I’m not quite sure what that means.”
-Bobby Boucher.
17. “Now that’s what I call high quality H2O.”
-Bobby Boucher.
18. "No Mama, the search continues."
-Bobby Boucher.
19. "Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you feelin’ blue.”
-Bobby Boucher.
20. “Everything is the devil to you, Mama. Well, I like school, and I like football. And I’m gonna keep doin’ them both because they make me feel good.”
-Bobby Boucher.
21. “Captain Insano shows no mercy.”
-Bobby Boucher.
22. "Bobby Boucher: Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
Mama Boucher: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!"
-'The Waterboy'.
23. "Bobby Boucher: Mama, Vicky is an astrologist.
'Mama' Boucher: I don't believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.”
-'The Waterboy'.
24. “Look who’s on TV, Mama — it’s the devil.”
-Bobby Boucher
25. "Nice hit, mama."
-Bobby Boucher.
26. "Good luck on the upcoming play."
-Bobby Boucher.
27. "Mama, something bad happened today."
-Bobby Boucher.
28. "No, Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong. Mama’s right. You’re all wrong. Mama’s right. Mama’s right."
-Bobby Boucher.
29. "But what about the finally tuned athletic machine?"
-Bobby Boucher.
Best 'The Waterboy' Quotes By Mama Boucher
Aside from 'The Waterboy' Bobby Boucher quotes - you can not afford to miss these hilarious Bobby Boucher Mama quotes.
She is an overprotective mother, played by Kathy Bates, and does not want Bobby to join the team because she thinks he is not a good fit.
Bobby then goes on to prove Kathy Bates wrong and rises from his position as the waterboy to give his team the best game they have seen in years. With the help of Henri Winkler, Bobby gains confidence and we see the movie end with his mother and Colonel Sanders proven wrong.
So read on for the best Bobby Boucher mom quotes - such as why alligators are ornery- and you'll be rolling with laughter!
30. “You gonna lose all your fancy 'fools’ balls' games. And your gonna fail your big exam. Because school is –”
-Mama Boucher.
31. "Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?"
-Mama Boucher.
32. “Bobby Boucher, what did momma tell you about girls!”
-Mama Boucher.
33. “Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin’ a man.”
-Mama Boucher.
34. “You don’t have what they call 'the social skills'. That’s why you never have any friends, ‘cept fo’ yo’ mama.”
-Mama Boucher.
35. "Did somebody hurt you my boy?”
-Mama Boucher.
36.“It’s the devil.”
-Mama Boucher.
37. “Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dawg?”
-Mama Boucher.
38. “Foos-ball? Buncha overgrown monsters man-handlin’ each other… ‘Member when dat man wanted you to play foos-ball, Bobby?”
-Mama Boucher.
Quotes By Coach Klein And Other Characters
Paco, Townie, Walter, Henry Winkler as Coach Klein, Jerry Reed, and many others form the supporting cast of the movie have great quotes. All the famous 'The Waterboy' movie quotes would make no sense without these quotes providing a better understanding of the movie.
If you are looking for 'The Waterboy' quotes and movie quotes that do not feature Bobby himself - then you have come to the right place!
These 'The Waterboy' quotes feature side characters from the movie and we promise you, these movie quotes are beyond hilarious. Read on for the best of these movie quotes and you are bound to have a favorite quote!
39. "That’s kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner, is five crawfish dinners.”
-Coach Red Beaulieu.
40. “The medulla oblongata… is where anger, jealousy, and aggression come from. Now, is there anybody here can tell me where happiness comes from? Anyone? All right, let’s hear what Mama has to say on the subject.”
-Professor.
41. “Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?”
– Derek Wallace.
42. “I don’t want that loser on the team. Everybody’s gonna laugh at us.”
-Guy Grenouille.
43. “Bobby, you want me to go to a barbecue with you?”
-Vicki.
44. “Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucks.”
– Coach Klein.
46. “Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I’ll make sure to welcome you properly later.”
-Vicki.
47. “Well ya better do something. You gotta stick up for yourself, Bobby.”
– Coach Klein.
48. “Oh no! We suck again!”
- Townie.
49. “Everybody already ‘is’ laughing at us. We haven’t won a game since nineteen-ninety-FOUR.”
-Lyle Robideaux.
50. “Yeah, that was pretty funny. How ’bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?”
-Lyle Robideaux.
Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for quotes from Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher then why not take a look at Jackie Chiles quotes, or Ruby Rhod quotes.
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