19 Krusty The Clown Quotes

Joan Agie
Sep 29, 2023 By Joan Agie
Originally Published on Jul 30, 2022
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You can’t talk about catchy quotes without Krusty the clown quotes being among them.

Krusty's Clown was among the most charming characters on 'The Simpsons' who also appeared on a variety of laugh-in-style shows and was first aired on Fox in the United State in 2018.

He has been on all episodes since he was arrested by Sideshow Bob and was subsequently saved by Bart and Lisa. Krusty the Clown character is a 52 years old Jewish whose real name is Yerucham Krustofsky, a reference to a real-life comedian named Rusty Nails.

His catchphrase is 'Hey, hey kids!' When greeting people, he would make comments like 'Hey, kids!'. The rollercoaster is an addition to Krustyland.

He equally owns a type of bar candy and much other stuff. Krusty's fame is ambiguous compared to his circus, but he has enough money to hire a renowned saxophonist for a short elevator ride. He had a secret account.

Krusty The Clown Quotes On Happiness

Here are some Krusty the Clown quotes that will make you happy.

"I've never said no to a binge.”

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 1, Season 26.

"My house is dirty. Get me clean. Hire Kenny G to play in the elevator"

-Krusty the Clown. 'The Simpsons'; Episode 15, Season 6.

Krusty The Clown Quotes On Life

Here are some Krusty the Clown quotes that reflect on life.

"How can they say I'm past my prime? Me, the voice of Ovaltine"

-Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 1, Season 26.

"They took my dressing room, my parking space, even my writer, so I don't have a funny third item."

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 8, Season 23.

"Goodnight kids, and don't forget Krusty loves you.”

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 10, Season 21.

"I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!”

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 1, Season 4.

"Was it a nice hat?” 

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 1, Season 4.

"Do I sound like a beautiful woman?"

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 6, Season 3.

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Funny Krusty The Clown Quotes

Here are some funny Krusty the Clown quotes to brighten up your day.

"Come back, I'm a clown. I can't afford to look ridiculous."

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 20, Season 25.

"Homer gave me a kidney, it wasn't his, I didn't need it and it came postage due, but still a lovely gesture."

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 13, Season 18

"Bart! I need to use you in a sketch."

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 12, Season 5.

"I played hardball with Hollywood, the closest I will ever come to playing a sport in my life.”

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons' ; Episode 1, Season 21.

"There are only two rules in TV: don't swear, and don't whip it out. It's not rocket science! "

-Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 22, Season 18.

"Why can't i be funny with just my words?”

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 7, Season 23.

"Krustyland has a new ride, the Eyeballs of death. It only passed the safety by a 3 to 2 vote."  

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 5, Season 23.

Inspirational Quotes From Krusty The Clown Catchy Quotes

Here are some Krusty the Clown quotes to inspire you.

"You can fly higher than an eagle."

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 22, Season 4.

"Today I Am a Clown."

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 6, Season 15.

"A great man once observed, '90 percent of success is showing up on time.' Sorry I'm four hours late. "

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 20, Season 19.

"A rabbi would never exaggerate.”

- Krusty the Clown, 'The Simpsons'; Episode 6, Season 3.

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Written by Joan Agie

Bachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

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Joan AgieBachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

With 3+ years of research and content writing experience across several niches, especially on education, technology, and business topics. Joan holds a Bachelor’s degree in Human Anatomy from the Federal University of Technology, Akure, Nigeria, and has worked as a researcher and writer for organizations across Nigeria, the US, the UK, and Germany. Joan enjoys meditation, watching movies, and learning new languages in her free time.

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