Monsters, Inc. was a worldwide phenomenon when it was released in 2001.
Like nearly everything else released by Disney Pixar, the picture was packed with a toothache-inducing sweetness that may be difficult to find in current films. If you've seen it, you know it's chock-full of hilarious situations and legendary quotes.
Best monster-buddies Mike (Billy Crystal) and Sulley (John Goodman) are the cutest "strange couple" duo in history. They not only have diverse appearances and a sense of humor, but they also have different worldviews.
They're both employed by 'Monsters, Inc.', the terror factory that fuels Monstropolis. There are brilliant quotes extracted from their speeches in the movies.
This article includes the best 'Monsters, Inc.' quotes that include but are not limited to hilarious quotes, inspirational quotes, famous quotes, 'Monster Inc.', Boo quotes, and many other soul-lifting quotes. Kindly keep reading!
Monster Inc. Boo Quotes
"Hey, may the best monster win." – James "Sulley" P. Sullivan
"What can I say? The camera loves me." – Mike Wazowski
"Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it." – Mike Wazowski
"One, two, three, four, get the kid back through the door!" ― Mike Wazowski
"Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention." – Mike Wazowski
"What a plan. Simple yet insane." – Mike Wazowski
"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!" ― Mike Wazowski
"You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! Now your time is up! And don't worry; I'll take good care of the kid!" Randall Boggs. "What have I done? This could ruin the company." ― James "Sulley" P. Sullivan
"There's more to life than scaring." – Mike Wazowski
"Just the other day, someone asked who was the most beautiful monster. You know what I said? I said, 'Sulley?'" – Mike Wazowski
"Sulley: Boo?
Boo: Kitty!
"Sulley: She's not scared of you anymore.
Boo: Raaaar!"
"Mike: You hear that? Sounds like fun in there. Well, see ya, kid. Could you send me a postcard? That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike Wazowski-You-Got-Your-Life-Back-Lane.
Boo: Mowki Kowski.
Mike: "Very good. Now bon voyage. See ya."
"Sulley: I can still hear her little voice.
Boo: Mike Wazowski!
Mike: "Hey, I can hear her too."
Monster Inc. Sully Quotes
"You know, I don't think she's all that dangerous."
"I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey."
"Give it a rest, will ya, butterball?"
“That's right, Boo! You did it! You beat him!”
"It's scarin' time!"
"What have I done? This could ruin the company."
"She can't stay in here. This is the men's room."
"Ready or not, here I come!"
Monster Inc. Funny Quotes
"Kids: Mike Wazowski!
Mike: "How many kids you got in there?"
"Mike Wazowski: Whew! You got any odorant I can borrow?
James P. Sullivan: Yeah. I've got Smelly Garbage and Old Dumpster."
"Abominable! That's what they called me! Don't you think that's a little harsh? I mean, how about the Adorable Snowman?" ― Yeti
"Looks like you're out of a job." - James "Sulley" P. Sullivan
"Don't let it happen again." - Roz
"You're the boss; you're the boss. You're the big, hairy boss." – Mike Wazowski
"There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child… Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world." – Henry J. Waternoose
Funny Monsters, Inc. Quotes
"I was the speediest on that field, and obviously, I was on the ball." - Mike Wazowski
"Mike: Are they available in stores for borrowing?
Sulley: YES. I have the smell of trash and old rubbish."
"It's not a picnic, but once you pick your hair, it'll taste very good." – Yeti
"Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to." ― Henry J. Waternoose.
"Dodgeball was the best, oh yeah. I was the fastest one out there. Of course, I was the ball." – Mike Wazowski
"Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?" ― James "Sulley" P. Sullivan
"You're the boss; you're the boss. You're the big, hairy boss." – Mike Wazowski
"I don't like big moving things that are moving towards me." ― Mike Wazowski
"Scary monsters do not have plaque!" ― Mike Wazowski
"Oh, that's great; blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye." – Mike Wazowski
"You played dodgeball? I loved dodgeball! Of course, I was the ball." ― Mike Wazowski
"Wasteland? I think you mean Wonderland!" ―Yeti.
Monster Inc. Inspirational Quotes
"We scare because we care." – Henry.
"Go ahead, go grow up." – Mike.
"I wasn't scared. I have allergies." – Mike.
"Your stunned silence is very reassuring." – Roz.
"Go get 'em, googly bear." – Celia.
"You think this is about sushi?!" – Celia.
"Do you hear that? It's the winds of change." – Randall.
"Fight that plaque. Scary monsters don't have plaque." – Mike
"That is the weirdest thing you've ever said." – Mike
"Where are you going? We'll talk. We'll have a latte." – Mike
"I have no idea. But it would be a really good idea if it didn't do it again." – Mike
Monster Inc. Famous Quotes
"Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it just blew away?" – Mike.
"I'm trying to be honest; just hear me out." – Mike.
"That is the weirdest thing you've ever said." – Mike
"You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?" – Celia.
"Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or—or the Agreeable Snowman for crying out loud?" – Yeti.
"I am so romantic; sometimes I think I should just marry myself." – Mike.
"Poor guy. I understand. It's not easy being banished." – Yeti.
"Nothing is more important than our friendship." – Mike.
"I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always." – Roz.
Mike: "I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild."
Sulley: "Spoons?" Mike: "That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot-air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek."
Mike: “Can I borrow your odorant?”
“I'm a nice guy. Snow cone?”
Mike: "Psst, Fungus. Fungus, do you like cars? Because I got a nice car. You let me go, and I'll give you a ride in the car."
Fungus: "I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot."
Sulley: “Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy, but I don't think that kid's dangerous.”
"I hope you're happy, Sullivan! You've destroyed this company! Monsters, Inc. is dead! Where will everyone get their screams now?! The energy crisis will only worsen because of you!" – Henry.
"Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this." — Mike.
"Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. And who will we be scaring today?" — Mike.
"Oh, so that's puce." — Sulley "Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me, it's a new haircut, isn't it? It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup?
You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look — listen; I need a favor." — Mike
"Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 am in the big monster city.
Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees—which is good news for you reptiles—and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply—work out that flab that's hanging over the bed. Get up, Sulley." – Mike
