50+ 'Smokey And The Bandit' Quotes For Teen Movie Buffs

'Smokey And The Bandit' was a film released on 27 May 1977.

Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jerry Reed, and Jackie Gleason star in 'Smokey And The Bandit' directed by Hal Needham. This was Hal Needham's directorial debut in the industry as a stuntman and it was the second highest-grossing film of 1977.

The film revolves around Coors beers being illegally transported by the Bandit (Burt Reynolds) from Texas to Georgia and the eventful journey leading to the rise of comedy on the way. If you are a fan of the acid rock singer named Robert Crumly, then read on!

To refresh the '70s teen inside you do check the quote-list below for some 'Smokey And The Bandit' CB quotes as well as Jackie Gleason quotes, 'Smokey And The Bandit' snowman quotes, and the other characters too.

Hilarious Quotes From 'Smokey And The Bandit'

Though 'Smokey And The Bandit' had some harsh stuff most of the dialogues had hilarious connotations to them. Here are a few quotes from the famous 'Smokey And The Bandit' to crack-you up right away.

• "Oh, I forgot to tell 'ya. I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal booze!" - Bandit.
• "Bandit: What do you think they do for excitement in this town?
• Cledus Snow: Probably sit around and watch the cars rust."
• "Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry." - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• "I find it hard to look at you, Waynette. With all those curlers in your hair, you look like you're tryin' to pick up a radio station in Savannah." - Bandit.
• "Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?" - Junior.
• "I think I'm in love with your belt buckle." - Carrie.
• "When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are." - Bandit.
• "I don't think my dog bit you, mister. 'Cause Fred definitely don't like grease!" - Cledus Snow.
• "She insulted my town! She insulted my son! She insulted my authority! And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts going around with those show-folk..." - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• "Son, you reckon you can let me off at the next exit?" - Bandit.
• "Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Apprehend that horse... for reckless driving!
• Junior: But Daddy...
• Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Do what I tell you!".
• “Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid rock singer named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, eight and a half days. God, I really thought that was it. One day, I came home and found him in the shower with a girl and her mother!” – Carrie
• “You know who that is? That be the Evel Knievel. He snuck in my back door when I wasn’t lookin’. You better flip-flop back here and gimme’ a hand, son, or we gonna be in a heap of trouble. Please roger that transmission!” – Cledus Snow
• “Because you’re always hoppin’ around. And kinda you’re cute, like a frog. And I’d like ta jump ya.” ― Bandit

'Smokey And The Bandit' Quotes By Burt Reynolds And Jackie Gleason

'Smokey And The Bandit' duo of Burt and Jackie made the film a fun adventure to relish in. These quotes will give you some strong couple goals for your partner in crime.

• "Well, thank you Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued... Where are you...?" - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• "Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that." - Bandit.
• "Bandit: You chasin' somebody Sheriff? Somebody chasin' you?
• Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Nobody's chasin' me, boy!"
• "You must be in a hell of a hurry, huh, Sheriff?" - Bandit.
• "Nobody and I mean, nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker." - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• "I'm right down at the bottom of the hill, Sheriff. I'm about six-foot-eight, in a cowboy outfit, got a little pygmy standing right beside me dressed just like me. You can't miss me. 10-4." - Bandit.
• “Ooo, hee-hee, for some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, hee-hee.” – Sheriff Buford T. Justice
• “What’s she wearing now? Come back. Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin’ in your ears? Tell me what that girl’s got on her mind!” – Cledus Snow
• “Where in the woods? Listen, I don’t care if your dad is the mayor, you wreck this car, it’s comin’ out of your pay.” – Sheriff Branford
• “You know what? Scratch that. I can’t lie to you, Sheriff. You’re too good a man. Look over your left shoulder.” – Bandit
• If you ever embarrass me like that again I’m gonna get an ax, and you’re never gonna have to open your fly again.” – Buford T. Justice
• “If Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I’m not proud. I’m amazed.” – Buford T. Justice

Funny 'Smokey And The Bandit' Quotes By Different Characters

Laughing is the best medicine. These fun quotes from 'Smokey And The Bandit' will make you want to share them with your family and friends.

• “There’s no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!” – Sheriff Buford T. Justice
• "Little Enos: I think you're just a little bit scared.
• Bandit: That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
• Little Enos: Your momma is so ugly..."
• "Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
• Sheriff Buford T. Justice: The damn Germans got nothin' to do with it..."
• “Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there’s just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon dog, ’cause I’ve been chased by the best of them, and son, you make ’em look like they’re all runnin’ in slow motion. I just wanna say that.” – Bandit
• “Bandit? This is Mr B., and I’m gearjammin’ this rollin’ refinery, you got another smokey on the rubber?” – Mr. B
• "Big Enos: You see son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.
• Little Enos: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, daddy."
• " I saw that! You did that on purpose! You're goin' away till you're gray! I got the evidence! Put the evidence in the car." - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• "Carrie: You have a great profile.
• Bandit: Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side.
• Carrie: Well, at least we agree on something.
• Bandit: Yeah. We both like half of my face."
• "Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where's Sheriff Branford?
• Branford: I am Sheriff Branford."
• "Ooh, hee hee, for some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio." - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• "Bandit: Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.
• Little Enos: It ain't never been done before."

Famous 'Smokey And The Bandit' Quotes To Share

Burt Reynolds and other characters' most popular quotes below will make you want to re-watch the '70s hit again.

• “Whoa! Negatory, negatory, what’re you, crazy or something? We come this far, ain’t we? Look, when we say we gonna do a job, we gonna do a job!” – Cledus Snow
• "That's an attention-getter." - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• “We have a chance, a big chance to make a run for some big bucks. Eighty thousand of them.” – Bandit
• "For the good old American life: for the money, for the glory, and for the fun... mostly for the money." - Bandit.
• “And you have a unique way with the English language, Miss Frog.” ― Bandit
• "I'm not givin' up! I'm not givin' up!" - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• "Besides, I can't go with you. I got to go to Conyers in the morning and pick up a load of manure." - Cledus Snow.
• "What the hell is the world coming to?" - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• "Deputy Sheriff: Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock!
• Sheriff Buford T. Justice: You couldn't close an umbrella."
• "What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law." - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• “That’s cause we ain’t never done it in no rig. You got to stop thinkin so negative son, we ain’t not never made it yet have we?” ― Bandit
• "I happen to be Buford T. Justice, a distinguished officer of over thirty years seniority... I am telling you for the last time, I have my son in the car, and I don’t want to hear that kind of language." - Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
• “You got trouble comin’.” – Sheriff Buford T. Justice
• “Goddamn it, son, we gave it our best shot. I don’t like it any more than you do, but we ain’t gonna make it, son. We’re gonna hang it up.” – Bandit
• “Oh, they don’t? Well, I tell you what we gonna do! We just gonna introduce ’em to the boy. So move over a bit, good buddy, ’cause the Snowman is coming through!” – Cledus Snow
• “And don’t go home, and don’t go to eat, and don’t play with yourself. It wouldn’t look nice on my highway. Oh, you can think about it, but don’t do it!” – Sheriff Buford T. Justice
• “That is it for you! You have had it! You’re hooked! You’re a fame junkie! They should give you intravenous feedings of People magazine and National Enquirer headlines! And if you’re a real good boy, they’ll give you a Tonight Show enema!” – Carrie
• “I’m hot to trot. Just tell me how I can help, and I’m with you, body and soul. Channel clear.” – Hot Pants