75 Fruit Jokes That The Whole Family Will Enjoy

Here's a delightfully zesty slice of fun for you! Who doesn't love a plump, sweet piece of fruit, right? Well, it's time to peel back another delicious layer. Beyond the juicy goodness and health benefits that fruits offer in their different kinds and forms, they are also brimming with hilarity. Ever imagined an apple or orange tickling your funny bone?

Get ready to explore a colorful orchard bursting with fruit-inspired jokes. With snappy one-liners and puns about everything from apples to berries, these silly, fruit-themed jests are just the ticket to a family giggle fest. So, let's take a refreshing, laughter-filled stroll through this comedic fruit salad!

Ever heard the old saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away?" Well, here's a fresh twist for you! One of these apple-infused chuckles might just be so irresistibly amusing that even doctors will be craving seconds. Dive into this bushel of puns and jokes, all delightfully themed around everyone's favorite lunchbox staple: the humble apple. Just a heads up, these sweet and tangy jests and apple puns may lead to non-stop giggles and repeat readings!

1. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

2. How do you make an apple turnover? You push it down the hill.

3. What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.

4. Why don't robots like apples? They're androids.

5. Why did the worm leave the apple? Because Noah said to travel in pears.

6. When does an apple become grumpy? When it’s a crab apple.

7. What do you get when you put an iPhone in a blender? Apple juice.

8. What do you get when you cross apple pie with a Christmas tree? Pineapple pie.

9. What do you call two apples next to each other? A pear.

10. What lives in an apple and loves to read? A bookworm.

Get ready for a burst of sweet hilarity with these zesty orange-themed jokes! As delightfully refreshing as a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, these puns are bound to fill your heart with peals of laughter. Whether you're a fan of the tangy fruit or just in need of a good chuckle, these juicy jests are just the thing to brighten your day. Prepare for some infectious giggles as you peel back the comedy on everyone's favorite citrus fruit.

11. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? He just couldn't concentrate.

12. What do you call a dream in which you're swimming in an ocean of orange lemonade? A Fanta-sea.

13. Why are oranges the fastest fruit? They never run out of juice.

14. What do you call it when oranges get in a fight with other fruit? Fruit punch.

15. Why did the orange refuse its parents’ insistence that it get engaged? It was against orange-d marriages.

16. Why are oranges so observant? They’re full of vitamin see.

17. Why do oranges wear sun cream? Because their skin peels.

18. What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red? Fanta Claus.

19. What kind of monkey doesn't eat bananas? An orangutan.

20. Why did the orange turn into orange juice? It couldn’t handle the pressure.

Ready to go on a rib-tickling romp through a berry patch? Brace yourself for an avalanche of strawberry-themed puns and one-liners that are sure to sweeten your day. These jokes are the perfect blend of whimsy and wit, just like a delicious strawberry smoothie! So gather your friends, settle in, and prepare to giggle your way through these berry delightful jests.

21. What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing the guitar together? A jam session.

22. Which fruit always feels sad? A blue-berry.

23. Why can't you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries? Because that would be a pi.

24. How do you fix a broken berry? With a strawberry patch.

25. What happens when a lorry full of berries crashes on the motorway? It creates a huge jam.

26. What crime will you be committing if you pluck berries from someone else's garden without permission? Rob-berry.

27. What do you call a fruit that starts studying the night before a test? A cram-berry.

28. What berry fruit do soldiers hate? The pome-grenade.

29. What do you call a berry with a sore throat? A rasp-berry.

30. Why are grapes always so happy? Because they've got nothing to wine about.

Prepare to pucker up with delight with this slice of hilarity, lemon-style! These lemon and lime puns are sure to add a zesty twist to your day, inducing smiles even in the sourest of moods. Who knew the tartest fruits could inspire such sweet laughter? Whether you're a citrus lover or just a fan of good humor, these jokes will surely squeeze out a chuckle or two. So, brace yourself for a citrusy comedy blast, it's about to get refreshingly funny!

31. What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.

32. What do you call a cat who eats lemons? A sourpuss.

33. Where do baby citrus fruits go to learn? A lemon tree school.

34. What does a lemon say when it wants a hug? "Give us a squeeze."

35. Why do lemons and limes fight all the time? They are bitter rivals.

36. What do you call a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back? A Boo-Meringue.

37. How do you make a lemon drop? Hold it high and let go.

39. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? He was feeling sour.

40. What do you get if you mix a dinosaur with a lemon? A dino-sour.

Are you ready for a peachy keen time? Brace yourself for some apricot, nectarine, and peach-themed humor that'll have you in stitches. Whether you're a fan of these juicy fruits or just a lover of good fun, these jests and fruit puns will be a hit. With a blend of wit as sweet and irresistible as the fruits themselves, you're in for a delightful chuckle fest. So sit back, relax, and get ready to giggle over these fruity antics.

41. Where do baby apes go to sleep? In an apri-cot.

42. Why did no one like the peach’s personality? Because it had a heart of stone.

43. Did you hear about the fruit that gave people a warm fuzzy feeling? It was a real peach.

44. Why did the nectarine have a hair transplant? Because it wanted to be a peach.

45. Why was the peach late to work? He had to make a pit stop on the way.

46. Why were the chefs shaving peaches? Because they needed nectarines for the recipe.

47. What did the fruit say when he got a surprise for his birthday? "Wow... I'm s-peach-less!"

48. What is King Kong's favorite fruit? Ape-ricots.

49. What do you call the time in between eating a load of peaches? A pit stop.

50. Why could the fruits not see anything in the kitchen? Because it was peach black.

It's time to ketchup with some humor with a ripe bunch of jokes, featuring none other than the often-confused star of the produce aisle, the tomato. Bursting with flavor and laughter, these jests are sure to leave you seeing red - with giggles, that is. "Here today, gone tomato," as the saying goes, so don't wait another moment to dig into these scrumptiously silly tomato-themed jokes!

51. What did the daddy tomato say when his child was falling behind on their walk? "Ketchup!"

52. Why did the tomato go to the ball with a prune? Because he couldn't find a date!

53. How do you fix a broken tomato? Use tomato paste.

54. Why did the tomato go to the ball with a prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

55. What did the tomato fruit say to his valentine? "I love you from my head tomato!"

Welcome to a tropical paradise of humor, where exotic fruit jests and watermelon witticisms reign supreme! These jokes are just like a refreshing bite of your favorite tropical fruit on a hot summer day - irresistibly sweet and oh-so-refreshing. Whether you're a tropical fruit lover or just a fan of a good chuckle, you're in for a treat. Prepare to giggle, guffaw, and grin your way through this lush, laughter-filled tropical comedy fruit cocktail. So pull up a hammock, kick back, and let's embark on this hilariously juicy journey!

56. What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes? Let the mango.

57. My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff. It’s enough to make a mango crazy.

58. What do you call a snake made out of pineapples? Ananas-conda!

59. Why did the cantaloupe jump into the swimming pool? It wanted to be a watermelon.

60. How is Usain Bolt similar to a fruit? Well, have you seen that mango?

Ready to dive into a rainbow-colored basket of one-liner fruit jokes? Let's peel back the layers of humor hiding in your favorite fruits, from apples to dates and everything in between. These quick, quirky quips are the perfect way to infuse your day with a splash of fun. Whether you're a fruit fan or just craving a hearty laugh, these one-liners are bound to hit your humor sweet spot.

61. My friend told me, “Did you know trees drop edible stuff that’s not fruit?” I said, “That’s nuts!”

62. Two fruit flies are out on a date. One says to the other, "This date is amazing." The other replies, "Yeah, but it’s already half-eaten."

63. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

64. Scared of eating genetically modified fruit? Grow a pear.

65. The next person that asks me for cranberry juice, lemonade, slices of fruit and orange juice is going to get a punch.

66. I was telling my children about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently. It's really all about raisin awareness.

67. My family is divided on the question of imported fruits. Mama says no. Papaya.

68. A fruit tree is like a laxative. They both make a mango.

69. I had my first date last night! Such an underrated fruit.

70. I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit. I have to draw the lime somewhere.

71. I've got a great idea for an orange peeling machine. I hope it bears fruit.

Knock, knock! Who's there? It's a heap of fruit-themed jokes, ripe and ready to sweeten your day with a hearty dose of laughter. From apples to oranges and berries to bananas, the whole fruit basket is covered in this pun-filled frolic. Just like a refreshing fruit salad, these jests will add a zest of joy to your day. So buckle up for a rollicking ride through this orchard of humor - these juicy knock-knock jokes are sure to tickle your funny fruit!

72. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

73. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad to see me?

74. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

75. Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Plums!

Plums who?

Plums me that we'll always be friends!

Each of these fruit-themed jokes was a delightful slice of laughter served up to make family time a little lighter, and days a touch brighter. Who knew the humble fruit could pack such a punchline, right? Remember, laughter is as vital as the vitamins in your favorite fruits, so don't be afraid to share these jokes and create some joyful, rib-tickling moments. After all, a shared joke is twice the fun! Keep the joy and laughter blooming in your family garden, and don't forget to revisit these puns whenever you need a good, hearty laugh.