Arts & Crafts
Learn more
Reading & Writing
Learn more
Math & Logic
Learn more
Sports & Active
Learn more
Music & Dance
Learn more
Social & Community
Learn more
Mindful & Reflective
Learn more
Outdoor & Nature
Learn more
FOR ALL AGES
At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents.
We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so it’s important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family.
Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability.
Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong.
Image © freepik, under a Creative Commons license.
Reindeer are a type of deer with large, pointed antlers that live in very cold and mountainous parts of the world.
Most famous for their roles as the carriers of Santa's sleigh at Christmastime, reindeer are pretty well-loved by kids and adults alike. Check out these funny reindeer puns and jokes that would even make Santa 'ha ha ha'.
Who said reindeer jokes were only reserved for Christmas? These silly jokes are great for reindeer-lovers and those who love a good laugh, all year round.
1. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? Rude-olph!
2. What do you call a blind reindeer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
3. What do you call a reindeer with one eye above the other? Eyes-higher.
4. What do you call a reindeer at Halloween? A cari-boo!
5. What do you call a reindeer wearing ear-muffs? Anything you like, they won't hear you!
6. What do you call a reindeer with three eyes? A Reiiindeer.
7. What do you call a reindeer that can write with their left hand and their right hand? Bambi-dextrous.
8. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-deer.
Image © our-team, under a Creative Commons license.
Get ready to chuckle at these hilarious sleigh jokes, reindeer jokes and, of course, Rudolph jokes!
9. What does a young reindeer want for Christmas? A pony sleigh station.
10. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments.
11. Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet.
12. How do you get into a reindeer's house? By ringing the deer bell.
13. Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road? Because it was tied to a chicken.
14. When should you give reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer!
15. Why doesn't Santa put reindeer milk in his coffee? Because he's on a non-deery diet.
16. Why didn't the reindeer go to school when he was younger? Because he was elf-taught.
17. What is Rudolph's favourite day of the year? Red Nose Day.
18. What's the difference between a knight and a reindeer? A knight is slaying the dragon and the reindeer is dragon the sleigh!
19. What do reindeer say before telling a joke? This one will sleigh you!
20. What's a reindeer's favourite game? Stable tennis.
21. What do reindeer say to their kids? I love you deerly.
22. What game do reindeer like to play? Truth or deer.
23. What do reindeer use to communicate? The antlernet.
24. Why does Dasher go out when it's wet? Because he is a rain-deer!
Image © prostooleh, under a Creative Commons license.
25. Why does Scrooge love reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him!
26. How do reindeer know which day it is? They check their calen-deer!
27. What's a dinosaur's least favourite reindeer? Comet.
28. Which reindeer used to laugh and call Rudolph names? Olive, the other reindeer.
29. How much do reindeer pay to park their sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house!
30. How do reindeer fly? By using their missile-toes.
31. Where do reindeer come from? Clouds.
32. What is the purpose of reindeer? To make the grass grow, sweetie.
33. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, because they already have names.
34. What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou? A reindeer can fly.
35. How many reindeer do you need to change a lightbulb? Eight: one to change the bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
36. Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in snowsuits.
37. Why don't you see reindeer in zoos? Because they can't afford a ticket.
38. Which of Santa's reindeer has the best dance moves? Dancer.
39. What did the reindeer say to the elf? Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
40. What do reindeer eat for breakfast? Deerios.
41. Where do reindeer write about their thoughts? In their deer-y.
42. What did the reindeer say when it won the lottery? Christmas be my lucky day.
43. Who won the race between Prancer and Rudolph? Rudolph did, by a nose.
44. What did Santa say when he stepped in a puddle? It must have reind-heer.
45. What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a skunk? Jingle smells.
46. What do reindeer like about rainy days? The reinbows.
47. What do you call a clever reindeer? Braindeer.
48. What did the Queen Deer say to her daughter on her 21st birthday? It's time to reign, dear.
49. What do reindeer sing to Santa on cold winter nights? Freeze a jolly good fellow.
50. What do you call a three-legged reindeer? Eileen.
51. How do you make a slow reindeer faster? Stop feeding it.
52. What do you call a construction worker at the North Pole? A crane-deer.
53. What looks like half a reindeer? The other half!
54. Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones.
55. What do reindeer use to buy things? Jingle bills.
56. Why do reindeer call Christmas 'Noe'? Because they heard Santa say 'No L' when he walked by.
57. Which reindeer can jump higher than a house? All of them, houses can't jump.
58. Why did the reindeer ask the turkey to join their band? Because the turkey had drum sticks.
59. Where would you find reindeer? Where Santa left them.
Image © dragonimages, under a Creative Commons license.
Try not to laugh at these humourous knock knock jokes, with the odd Rudolph joke thrown in too!
60. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer!
61. Knock knock
Who's there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Loving money is the Rudolph all evil.
62. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, dear!
63. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita lift please, Rudolph!
64. Knock knock
Who's there?
Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
Temitope is a Fine Art student in London who loves to learn and loves to express herself creatively. A Private Tutor also, she enjoys the opportunity to share her knowledge with children from Primary School all the way up to Sixth Form and finds it incredibly rewarding. When she isn’t writing or tutoring, you could find her painting, editing photos, baking or building Lego with her nephew.
Read The Disclaimer
At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents.
We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so it’s important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family.
Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability.
Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong.
Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising.
We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. This does not influence our choices. Please note: prices are correct and items are available at the time the article was published.
Kidadl has a number of affiliate partners that we work with including Amazon. Please note that Kidadl is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.
We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content.
Was this article helpful?
Get inspiration for education!
Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more
We’ll send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out.
Check your inbox for your latest news from us. You have subscribed to:
Remember that you can always manage your preferences or unsubscribe through the link at the foot of each newsletter.
