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We know that coming up with perfect answers to crossing the road jokes can be tricky when you're put on the spot.
Luckily for you we've got fourty perfect ways for you to answer when you're faced with a 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' joke. No matter what animal your children throw at you, or which situation you're in, this list is your one-stop-shop for cracking jokes and riddle answers.
Keep your kids laughing and score bonus points for being the funniest parent with these egg-cellent jokes.
It was a fowl.
Because it was take your child to work day!
It was free-range.
To get to its other side.
It was bored of just standing there.
To get to the other slide!
To stretch their legs.
Someone told them it was an egg-cellent idea.
It got tired of the jokes.
just beak-cause it could.
To get to the other site.
To get to the other ride.
Her brother was on the other side.
To say hello to its friend. 'Knock knock'. Who is there? 'The chicken'.
To go to the hare dresser.
To get to the apple store.
There was a zebra crossing.
His arms were too short to reach the traffic light button.
She wanted to say hello from the other side.
Because roads weren't invented yet.
To meet its friend, the chicken.
It wanted to see it's neigh-bour.
To go to the moooovies.
Because he wasn't chicken!
He scared the chicken.
To get to the baa baa's shop.
To get to the udder side.
It needed to get to the school.
To pet the chicken.
To give the chicken a day off.
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
It thought it was a chicken.
The chicken needed a holiday.
Because the chicken didn't exist yet!
He didn't have the guts.
It needed to cockadoodle dooo something!
It was stuck to the chicken.
To get to the other tide.
She needed to get to the shell station.
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